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Valedictorian with 1580 SAT only gets into UMass
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:48 AM Author: amber diverse half-breed https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-UISvOwHnaqzU5wA&s=19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802859) |
Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Concupiscible seedy famous landscape painting dysfunction with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of state for college anyways so its a win-win. im actually surprised that umass even let him in given the history of racial aggression in the area by white people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802872) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Walnut trip stead hunting ground gotta go back to asia man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802882) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:52 AM Author: Pale submissive telephone institution if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in there he must be a big autist. but more likely this is flame.
edit: lol 14 day old account, this is his only poast. it's crazy that what would have been low effort flame here in 2008 now gets hundreds of thousands of views. |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM Author: Soul-stirring Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802903) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM Author: hairraiser plaza i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802962) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:56 PM Author: Concupiscible seedy famous landscape painting dysfunction i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803876) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Soul-stirring Chad And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son is not azn or jeet! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802976) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Effete transparent piazza headpube umass is a great school! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802898) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Fragrant pisswyrm Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809393) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM Author: Soul-stirring Chad Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston University, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802902) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Charcoal territorial doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802961) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM Author: amber diverse half-breed Lol that's the only reason I poasted this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802977) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:37 PM Author: Arousing Boiling Water Depressive BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty part of New England. BC also places very well due to Catholic mafia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803634) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Bonkers bateful national security agency box office lmao ran here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803810) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:41 PM Author: nofapping adventurous crackhouse yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the xo crowd though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809389) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Henna Disturbing Liquid Oxygen Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-banking is a dying industry that increasingly attracts shit talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802910) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:58 AM Author: Concupiscible seedy famous landscape painting dysfunction cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcasting now. there is nothing resembling *talent* in office jobs lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802929) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Walnut trip stead hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802947) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:40 PM Author: peach mexican Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803817) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:08 AM Author: lime nubile main people why is consulting dying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806127) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:01 AM Author: gay shivering filthpig nibblets Damn fine school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802950) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:04 AM Author: misanthropic gas station milk “for CS”
jeetslop detected |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Bespoke cracking stock car foreskin Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior year.
Indulging the flame post for a minute, do people apply to CS programs now? As opposed to just to the school, where they declare a major after freshman year or something. If so, applicants should send several non CS applications and do a math major or something if needed. |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:18 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy pearly abode jew Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a very motivated high school student 8-10 is exceptional. I'd even wager a guess that 10 is top 1-2% of all HS students. I could believe a super striver taking 12 or 13 exams total, including senior year, and maybe 18 is possible, but certainly not before 12th grade. Also, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the grades on those exams would all be 5/5. Even the brightest students regularly score 4s on AP exams (which is still passing in almost all schools). Finally, if any of this was true, it'd be retarded for him to go to an Ivy League school for his degree. 18 AP exams is probably worth about 70 credits at most state schools. He should absolutely go to a state school, and finish his degree after 3-4 semesters of 15-18 credits. Then he's done by the end of the summer after graduating high school and he can apply to full time internships in tech or whatever he wants to go after. He has the degree checked off, he's not wasting time in college, and he's off to the races at 19 or 20 instead of 22 or 23. |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:49 PM Author: sepia costumed center Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have been some self-flagellating monk or something. Just do college in one year and then off to your cubicle! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803673) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy Violent Coldplay Fan It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP exams and got 5s on all of them (self-studied, our school didn't offer that many AP classes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803779) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Arousing Boiling Water Depressive LOL
Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially history, english, lit, etc. If you are at a great high school, the only “hard” ones are BC Calc and Physics C. Also music theory. |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Lascivious Clown The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers much broader topics than C and you are learning everything the hard way because you aren't using any calculus to derive the formulas. and most colleges don't give you any credit for that one either ljl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803659) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM Author: gay shivering filthpig nibblets Reading comp-pwned?
He’s talking about getting 18 separate 5s. |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM Author: gay shivering filthpig nibblets I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was available and he started college as a junior, but he took almost all of them as a senior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803808) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Smoky striped hyena queen of the night Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802966) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM Author: Walnut trip stead hunting ground that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart, if you listen to him talk
it reminds me of people calling george w bush "dumb" when there was no evidence to back that up at all. he was clearly pretty sharp up until toward the end of his presidency, when he started getting older and losing his edge |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Smoky striped hyena queen of the night Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a Liberal though so I toe the line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802989) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:17 AM Author: misanthropic gas station milk Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802993) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Walnut trip stead hunting ground yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more easily fuck more women means that you're "dumb"
checkmate heterosexual white men |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM Author: Infuriating Area guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top colleges all the time, it was nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802979) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Thriller Greedy Locale Coffee Pot This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock: - from rural Alabama - Played college football at North Alabama - Commodities trader at bulge bracket bank |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Walnut trip stead hunting ground don't forget being vice president of math club in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802988) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:19 AM Author: misanthropic gas station milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803000) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:26 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy pearly abode jew At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803024) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:00 PM Author: swashbuckling ladyboy love of her life Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as possible. Get As and submit a Hail Mary transfer app. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803699) |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:44 PM Author: peach mexican Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith / Mount Holyoke.
As an autist tranny, he'll be mega-auto-admitted at Google.
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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: swashbuckling ladyboy love of her life good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chicks without a dick at those schools
it's like when they move a tranny inmate to a women's prison and everyone's suddenly knocked up, including the guards |
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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Internet-worthy Violent Coldplay Fan is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy
https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1jpdvss/valedictorian_only_gets_into_3_schools/
valedictorian, recruited athlete, 1580 SAT, rejected from UIUC and Georgia Tech lmfao |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: motley insanely creepy parlor round eye Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty crazy stats. It’s all about impressing the female admissions staff now with the essays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805359) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM Author: dull address is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont have essay writing classes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805375) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:30 AM Author: Lascivious Clown Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM Author: amber diverse half-breed Why do all these morons want to go into computer science? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806471) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:36 PM Author: Lascivious Clown It's the worst major except for all the others (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809371) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Internet-worthy Violent Coldplay Fan they've been told for literally their whole lives that computer science is growing so fast that they're hiring thousands of Indians from overseas and still can't meet market demand. then the CS job market collapsed in the last 2 years and many schools aren't even holding CS job fairs anymore because no employers are coming but it's too late for these kids because they've spent the last 10 years preparing a "narrative" that they are "passionate" about "computer" and now it's too late to pivot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811117) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Fragrant pisswyrm Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad is he? Just do UMass and dominate there and you can go to a good grad school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809396) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Charcoal territorial doctorate IT'S EDUCATIONAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2nLQo |