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Valedictorian with 1580 SAT only gets into UMass

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-U...
Flirting ladyboy fanboi
  04/01/25
with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of...
provocative gas station coldplay fan
  04/01/25
gotta go back to asia man
rough-skinned hunting ground stead
  04/01/25
if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in ther...
Swashbuckling Hideous House Keepsake Machete
  04/01/25
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Chrome comical meetinghouse
  04/01/25
i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.
Balding hyperventilating black woman
  04/01/25
i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests
provocative gas station coldplay fan
  04/01/25
And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son ...
Chrome comical meetinghouse
  04/01/25
umass is a great school!
pearly angry brunch depressive
  04/01/25
Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.
Dashing ivory people who are hurt
  04/02/25
Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston Universit...
Chrome comical meetinghouse
  04/01/25
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Galvanic metal useless brakes
  04/01/25
Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.
Flirting ladyboy fanboi
  04/01/25
BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty par...
Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Associate
  04/01/25
lmao ran here.
emerald exciting resort trust fund
  04/01/25
yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the x...
Citrine Disturbing Hissy Fit
  04/02/25
Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-ban...
aquamarine newt preventive strike
  04/01/25
cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcastin...
provocative gas station coldplay fan
  04/01/25
...
rough-skinned hunting ground stead
  04/01/25
Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.
Drab Cuck Parlour
  04/01/25
why is consulting dying?
Pearl crusty crackhouse
  04/02/25
Damn fine school
marvelous casino
  04/01/25
“for CS” jeetslop detected
Impertinent selfie tattoo
  04/01/25
Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior y...
Wonderful nighttime institution antidepressant drug
  04/01/25
Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a ver...
Razzle-dazzle Lime Pisswyrm Abode
  04/01/25
Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have ...
alcoholic stage
  04/01/25
It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP ex...
Ruddy greedy codepig
  04/01/25
LOL Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially ...
Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Associate
  04/01/25
The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers m...
Bat-shit-crazy maize theater
  04/01/25
Reading comp-pwned? He’s talking about getting 18 s...
marvelous casino
  04/01/25
I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was avail...
marvelous casino
  04/01/25
Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame
harsh spectacular reading party
  04/01/25
that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart...
rough-skinned hunting ground stead
  04/01/25
Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a L...
harsh spectacular reading party
  04/01/25
Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old n...
Impertinent selfie tattoo
  04/01/25
yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more...
rough-skinned hunting ground stead
  04/01/25
guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top ...
Trip kink-friendly kitty cat
  04/01/25
This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock: - ...
Big dead jewess
  04/01/25
don't forget being vice president of math club in high schoo...
rough-skinned hunting ground stead
  04/01/25
...
Impertinent selfie tattoo
  04/01/25
At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound coo...
Razzle-dazzle Lime Pisswyrm Abode
  04/01/25
Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as ...
mahogany yapping range
  04/01/25
Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith ...
Drab Cuck Parlour
  04/01/25
good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chi...
mahogany yapping range
  04/01/25
is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy h...
Ruddy greedy codepig
  04/01/25
Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty cr...
razzmatazz boiling water
  04/02/25
is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont h...
shivering flesh native factory reset button
  04/02/25
Gender: Male Race/Ethnicity: White
Bat-shit-crazy maize theater
  04/02/25
Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?
Flirting ladyboy fanboi
  04/02/25
It's the worst major except for all the others
Bat-shit-crazy maize theater
  04/02/25
they've been told for literally their whole lives that compu...
Ruddy greedy codepig
  04/03/25
Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad...
Dashing ivory people who are hurt
  04/02/25
IT'S EDUCATIONAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2n...
Galvanic metal useless brakes
  04/03/25


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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Flirting ladyboy fanboi

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-UISvOwHnaqzU5wA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802859)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: provocative gas station coldplay fan

with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of state for college anyways so its a win-win. im actually surprised that umass even let him in given the history of racial aggression in the area by white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802872)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: rough-skinned hunting ground stead

gotta go back to asia man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802882)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Hideous House Keepsake Machete

if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in there he must be a big autist. but more likely this is flame.

edit: lol 14 day old account, this is his only poast. it's crazy that what would have been low effort flame here in 2008 now gets hundreds of thousands of views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802895)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Chrome comical meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802903)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Balding hyperventilating black woman

i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802962)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: provocative gas station coldplay fan

i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803876)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Chrome comical meetinghouse

And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son is not azn or jeet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802976)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: pearly angry brunch depressive

umass is a great school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Dashing ivory people who are hurt

Any man would be proud to be the dad of a UMass scholar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809393)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Chrome comical meetinghouse

Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston University, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802902)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Galvanic metal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802961)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Flirting ladyboy fanboi

Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802977)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Associate

BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty part of New England. BC also places very well due to Catholic mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803634)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: emerald exciting resort trust fund

lmao ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803810)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Citrine Disturbing Hissy Fit

yeah this seems like subtle BU trolling, not subtle to the xo crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809389)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: aquamarine newt preventive strike

Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-banking is a dying industry that increasingly attracts shit talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802910)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: provocative gas station coldplay fan

cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcasting now. there is nothing resembling *talent* in office jobs lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802929)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned hunting ground stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802947)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Parlour

Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Pearl crusty crackhouse

why is consulting dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806127)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: marvelous casino

Damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802950)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Impertinent selfie tattoo

“for CS”

jeetslop detected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802958)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Wonderful nighttime institution antidepressant drug

Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior year.

Indulging the flame post for a minute, do people apply to CS programs now? As opposed to just to the school, where they declare a major after freshman year or something. If so, applicants should send several non CS applications and do a math major or something if needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802963)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Lime Pisswyrm Abode

Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a very motivated high school student 8-10 is exceptional. I'd even wager a guess that 10 is top 1-2% of all HS students. I could believe a super striver taking 12 or 13 exams total, including senior year, and maybe 18 is possible, but certainly not before 12th grade.

Also, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the grades on those exams would all be 5/5. Even the brightest students regularly score 4s on AP exams (which is still passing in almost all schools).

Finally, if any of this was true, it'd be retarded for him to go to an Ivy League school for his degree. 18 AP exams is probably worth about 70 credits at most state schools. He should absolutely go to a state school, and finish his degree after 3-4 semesters of 15-18 credits. Then he's done by the end of the summer after graduating high school and he can apply to full time internships in tech or whatever he wants to go after. He has the degree checked off, he's not wasting time in college, and he's off to the races at 19 or 20 instead of 22 or 23.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802996)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: alcoholic stage

Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have been some self-flagellating monk or something. Just do college in one year and then off to your cubicle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803673)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Ruddy greedy codepig

It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP exams and got 5s on all of them (self-studied, our school didn't offer that many AP classes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803779)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Cracking Twinkling Uncleanness Associate

LOL

Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially history, english, lit, etc. If you are at a great high school, the only “hard” ones are BC Calc and Physics C. Also music theory.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803646)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy maize theater

The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers much broader topics than C and you are learning everything the hard way because you aren't using any calculus to derive the formulas. and most colleges don't give you any credit for that one either ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803659)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: marvelous casino

Reading comp-pwned?

He’s talking about getting 18 separate 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803812)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: marvelous casino

I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was available and he started college as a junior, but he took almost all of them as a senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803808)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: harsh spectacular reading party

Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802966)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned hunting ground stead

that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart, if you listen to him talk

it reminds me of people calling george w bush "dumb" when there was no evidence to back that up at all. he was clearly pretty sharp up until toward the end of his presidency, when he started getting older and losing his edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802975)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: harsh spectacular reading party

Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a Liberal though so I toe the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802989)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Impertinent selfie tattoo

Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802993)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: rough-skinned hunting ground stead

yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more easily fuck more women means that you're "dumb"

checkmate heterosexual white men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803009)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Trip kink-friendly kitty cat

guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top colleges all the time, it was nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802979)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Big dead jewess

This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock:

- from rural Alabama

- Played college football at North Alabama

- Commodities trader at bulge bracket bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802985)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: rough-skinned hunting ground stead

don't forget being vice president of math club in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48802988)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Impertinent selfie tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803000)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Lime Pisswyrm Abode

At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803024)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany yapping range

Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as possible. Get As and submit a Hail Mary transfer app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803699)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Drab Cuck Parlour

Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith / Mount Holyoke.

As an autist tranny, he'll be mega-auto-admitted at Google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803834)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: mahogany yapping range

good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chicks without a dick at those schools

it's like when they move a tranny inmate to a women's prison and everyone's suddenly knocked up, including the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48803869)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Ruddy greedy codepig

is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1jpdvss/valedictorian_only_gets_into_3_schools/

valedictorian, recruited athlete, 1580 SAT, rejected from UIUC and Georgia Tech lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805330)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz boiling water

Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty crazy stats. It’s all about impressing the female admissions staff now with the essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805359)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: shivering flesh native factory reset button

is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont have essay writing classes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805375)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy maize theater

Gender: Male

Race/Ethnicity: White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48805971)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy fanboi

Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48806471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy maize theater

It's the worst major except for all the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809371)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Ruddy greedy codepig

they've been told for literally their whole lives that computer science is growing so fast that they're hiring thousands of Indians from overseas and still can't meet market demand. then the CS job market collapsed in the last 2 years and many schools aren't even holding CS job fairs anymore because no employers are coming but it's too late for these kids because they've spent the last 10 years preparing a "narrative" that they are "passionate" about "computer" and now it's too late to pivot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811117)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Dashing ivory people who are hurt

Who cares? He's not planning to end his career at undergrad is he? Just do UMass and dominate there and you can go to a good grad school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48809396)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Galvanic metal useless brakes

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_tbMN2nLQo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2#48811181)