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chartreuse nibblets trailer park
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Drunken gold lay faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
Cr
laughsome station
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Orange Blathering Turdskin
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Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete
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Nudist pit
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Flirting Lettuce Church
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
soggy plaza
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Flirting Lettuce Church
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soggy plaza
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
flatulent mexican
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
soggy plaza
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
flatulent mexican
  05/05/25
180
soggy plaza
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Sapphire Sinister Rigpig Useless Brakes
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Adventurous hot center circlehead
  05/06/25
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Peach Hateful Market Tattoo
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
lascivious doobsian queen of the night hunting ground
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
pungent domesticated elastic band native
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
lascivious doobsian queen of the night hunting ground
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Multi-colored Death Wish Dog Poop
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
histrionic rusted degenerate
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Adventurous hot center circlehead
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
white jet-lagged deer antler heaven
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Orange Blathering Turdskin
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
pungent domesticated elastic band native
  05/06/25
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chartreuse nibblets trailer park
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
pungent domesticated elastic band native
  05/09/25
1800000
chartreuse nibblets trailer park
  05/10/25
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pungent domesticated elastic band native
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
emerald 180 rigor
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
passionate insecure brunch nowag
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
massive sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
emerald 180 rigor
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Nudist pit
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
emerald 180 rigor
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
emerald 180 rigor
  05/29/25
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chartreuse nibblets trailer park
  05/29/25
My bum is on the Swedish
dashing maroon stage
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Underhanded Mother
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
misunderstood base gaping
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Drunken gold lay faggot firefighter

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: laughsome station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Orange Blathering Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Nudist pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Flirting Lettuce Church

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: soggy plaza

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Flirting Lettuce Church

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: soggy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flatulent mexican

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: soggy plaza

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: flatulent mexican

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: soggy plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Sinister Rigpig Useless Brakes

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Adventurous hot center circlehead

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Peach Hateful Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: lascivious doobsian queen of the night hunting ground

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: pungent domesticated elastic band native

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: lascivious doobsian queen of the night hunting ground

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Death Wish Dog Poop

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: histrionic rusted degenerate

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Adventurous hot center circlehead

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: white jet-lagged deer antler heaven

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Orange Blathering Turdskin

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: pungent domesticated elastic band native

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: chartreuse nibblets trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: pungent domesticated elastic band native

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: chartreuse nibblets trailer park

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: pungent domesticated elastic band native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: emerald 180 rigor

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: passionate insecure brunch nowag

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: massive sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Smoky Deep Stead Keepsake Machete

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: emerald 180 rigor

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Nudist pit

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: emerald 180 rigor

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: emerald 180 rigor

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: chartreuse nibblets trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: dashing maroon stage

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Underhanded Mother

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood base gaping

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)