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Shit like this is why I could never leave. Sometimes I'll pu...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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heady primrose codepig
  12/30/24
"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. &q...
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  03/15/22
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Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. http://...
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Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/11/23
my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him th...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
This one gets me every time
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  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious to...
Floppy shrine
  03/17/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=3...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy ...
vibrant brindle ape
  03/15/22
Ty brother
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle. http://www.xoxohth.c...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EV...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too...
Vigorous voyeur
  03/16/22
180 scholarship ty!!
rose ratface
  03/15/22
Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in fro...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I orde...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Evan the musical https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your w...
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  03/15/22
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Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/15/22
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garnet black woman
  03/15/22
Rachel Jeantel memoir https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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lake faggot firefighter
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation http:...
Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Brunch started dancing https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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underhanded charcoal turdskin
  10/27/22
bookmarking
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/15/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=22...
Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
The Official IFNB Songbook http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?...
Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
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Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor
  03/15/22
Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES? ht...
Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
Think about this one often.
Navy Chapel
  03/15/22
the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/15/22
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Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
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Floppy shrine
  03/17/22
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Floppy shrine
  03/17/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & ar...
Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
An absolute classic
galvanic temple
  03/16/22
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pearl sick death wish
  10/18/24
a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at brea...
Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoa...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening arg...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read senten...
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  03/15/22
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stirring house-broken cuckoldry
  03/15/22
this one reminds me of norm
Arousing stage
  03/15/22
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Racy swollen lodge
  12/22/23
Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipl...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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mischievous spruce crackhouse new version
  03/19/22
oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please conti...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straigh...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
maine stream media http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
jet mind-boggling spot clown
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!&...
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  03/15/22
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Appetizing Sticky Space
  03/15/22
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Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  03/15/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/17/22
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bateful athletic conference
  06/23/22
"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking t...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
What's Doobs' favorite beer? http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no infle...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunn...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris" http://www...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outs...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you d...
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  03/15/22
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filthy offensive gay wizard business firm
  03/16/22
I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolp...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/11/23
A Selected History of the Family Rudolph http://www.xoxohth...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Appetizing Sticky Space
  03/15/22
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Vigorous voyeur
  03/16/22
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pearl sick death wish
  11/16/24
"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Na...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rud...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Vigorous voyeur
  03/16/22
I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my ...
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts
Stimulating Address
  03/16/22
He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now
Flushed Persian
  01/08/23
Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry." http://w...
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  03/15/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/22/22
one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Pet dog died today had him cremated http://www.xoxohth.com...
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Contagious orchestra pit candlestick maker
  03/16/22
Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints ar...
sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  03/15/22
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Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
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Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins aft...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Bipolar talented hominid
  09/08/22
Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey coul...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/16/22
"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi http://...
wonderful elite partner
  03/15/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Plum Public Bath
  03/16/22
Thank you for this thread.
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  03/15/22
Chung's trip to Chipotle http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
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sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  03/15/22
Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri) http://www.au...
wonderful elite partner
  03/15/22
RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgera...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
candidate for GOATUS POASTUS
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/16/22
No hate to RSF but I always loved this one
Abnormal Location Multi-billionaire
  03/16/22
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deep center fortuitous meteor
  12/30/24
There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with AL...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
No Chingchongs reading charts? No TSINAH threads?
Effete dopamine
  03/15/22
*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushe...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
You're doing the lords work ITT
wonderful elite partner
  03/15/22
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Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the w...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FU...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude. h...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoff...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
The Harmon Killebrew thread http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Silver sanctuary therapy
  03/15/22
180
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'&quo...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at botto...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Cre...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time ...
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  03/15/22
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Crusty gas station
  03/15/22
CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinac...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam...
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
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rose ratface
  03/15/22
gotus
concupiscible friendly grandma
  03/16/22
99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond
  03/16/22
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orchid self-absorbed senate
  04/10/22
Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white ...
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
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Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/16/22
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lake faggot firefighter
  07/17/22
Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised b...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
hey, this one's mine!
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/16/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever h...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer) ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer train...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show ...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX http://www.xoxoht...
Crimson parlor
  03/15/22
This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking http://www....
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/16/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Contagious orchestra pit candlestick maker
  03/16/22
Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
This scene from Inception still blows my mind http://www....
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two y...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch http://www....
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/16/22
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Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/16/22
“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out du...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/16/22
tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit ht...
disrespectful hall goyim
  03/16/22
...
orchid self-absorbed senate
  04/10/22
TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah t...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my ...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping &...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar land...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a p...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers &q...
Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap library
  03/16/22
For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered http://www.autoa...
Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap library
  03/16/22
Pretty good taste
Exhilarant tanning salon
  03/16/22
My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is ...
Balding laughsome piazza crotch
  03/16/22
that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thi...
concupiscible friendly grandma
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=1...
Silver sanctuary therapy
  03/16/22
great thread, thank you for your service
Charismatic pervert incel
  03/16/22
Ty
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot"...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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dead national security agency
  03/16/22
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Ebony self-centered newt
  04/01/22
these are great. I've needed to put together a list of class...
naked bistre foreskin
  03/16/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/17/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=12...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
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disrespectful hall goyim
  03/16/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
disrespectful hall goyim
  03/16/22
force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy http:...
Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond
  03/16/22
...
Crimson parlor
  03/20/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Post nut horror
  05/27/25
Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shit...
Bossy university philosopher-king
  03/16/22
Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse u...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Thank you
Bossy university philosopher-king
  03/16/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen h...
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  03/16/22
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Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor
  03/16/22
Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, m...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business
  03/16/22
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Bipolar talented hominid
  09/08/22
that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it al...
dead national security agency
  03/16/22
That guy made some solid points.
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Alpha aspie ada http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
This thread is amazing.
glittery brethren heaven
  03/16/22
"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he h...
glittery brethren heaven
  03/16/22
...
Crimson parlor
  03/20/23
Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SE...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panti...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
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Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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stirring house-broken cuckoldry
  03/16/22
did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc? ...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff th...
Disturbing black school cafeteria wrinkle
  03/16/22
*6th https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836...
"""'"'"""''
  05/27/25
*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pis...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re:...
Bossy university philosopher-king
  03/16/22
"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill wi...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slam...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Assfaggot take on me https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG) http://www.xoxohth.c...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=1...
Big Hell Hunting Ground
  03/16/22
Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy https...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
we get it, you like right wing humor
drunken buck-toothed step-uncle's house
  03/16/22
Ok.
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff pla...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Craigslist: SIDSpig
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
Halford was a genius http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
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Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
GOAT poaster ever IMHO. Also inspired some of jshad&rsquo...
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/16/22
"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not ...
concupiscible friendly grandma
  03/18/22
One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with http://www....
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy...
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
All timer.
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him
Odious pistol half-breed
  03/16/22
Forgot about doobs https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?threa...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Staten Island brunch https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
lawyers at pizza hut
adventurous school
  03/16/22
nigger.exe has stopped working https://autoadmit.com/thre...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than require...
concupiscible friendly grandma
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?
Big Hell Hunting Ground
  03/16/22
No.
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
so yes
Big Hell Hunting Ground
  03/17/22
no
Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen
  03/16/22
He wishes.
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
Treaty of Breezewood https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
Totally missed this gem. Ty
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one ...
Olive crawly locus
  03/16/22
180 threads man
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/16/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
...
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/17/22
sure you are faggot
up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  03/17/22
...
Fragrant Lilac Theater Stage Mad Cow Disease
  04/21/22
...
Peach histrionic indian lodge
  05/27/22
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soggy razzle-dazzle box office
  10/18/24
*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings* ...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
...
Aqua irradiated windowlicker
  03/17/22
"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so...
Navy Chapel
  03/16/22
"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you re...
Crimson parlor
  03/16/22
"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?&...
Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
Me too. But I still laugh.
Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribl...
concupiscible friendly grandma
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better
Big Hell Hunting Ground
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it bu...
Crusty gas station
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&a...
Glassy Blood Rage
  05/27/22
My man.
Navy Chapel
  05/27/22
...
Navy Chapel
  05/27/22
FBI agent, face shadowed, "Nobody could imagine this pr...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
...
pearl sick death wish
  11/16/24
*johnsmeyer on stilts approaching roller coaster yard stick ...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/17/22
TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld...
coral thriller fanboi point
  03/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/19/22
...
stirring house-broken cuckoldry
  03/20/22
...
Crimson parlor
  09/08/22
big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name calle...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
...
Crusty gas station
  03/17/22
what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-reco...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the ...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
...
Crusty gas station
  03/17/22
evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?
Big Hell Hunting Ground
  03/17/22
xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS? http...
Navy Chapel
  03/17/22
Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) ...
Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably mak...
Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
...
Bossy university philosopher-king
  03/09/25
"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her se...
Crimson parlor
  03/17/22
...
Floppy shrine
  03/20/22
What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?...
Navy Chapel
  03/18/22
Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?
Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier
  03/18/22
"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the vir...
Navy Chapel
  03/18/22
lmfao
disrespectful hall goyim
  03/19/22
...
zippy set
  03/19/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/20/22
Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph ...
spectacular plaza
  03/19/22
...
Floppy shrine
  03/19/22
rudolph's is up top http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  03/19/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/19/22
TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so te...
provocative azure meetinghouse trump supporter
  08/17/22
amazing thread in its own right
Floppy shrine
  03/19/22
cr. TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.
Navy Chapel
  03/19/22
obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how e...
Navy Chapel
  03/19/22
...
Floppy shrine
  03/19/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=13...
Navy Chapel
  03/19/22
*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting d...
Crimson parlor
  03/19/22
(oops, already above.)
Navy Chapel
  03/20/22
"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker....
Crimson parlor
  03/20/22
"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman...
Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business
  03/20/22
...
Navy Chapel
  03/20/22
lol jfc
Trip thirsty hospital
  11/21/24
Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military bla...
Crimson parlor
  03/20/22
Hodor/WLMAS http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Silver sanctuary therapy
  03/20/22
...
Crimson parlor
  03/20/22
If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke https://autoadmi...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants&q...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew make...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Ty forgot this gem
Crimson parlor
  03/22/22
yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG M...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
GOAT Thanksgiving thread: Doobs at Thanksgiving table: &q...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
partnership vote tomorrow morning http://www.xoxohth.com/...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
...
sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  03/22/22
Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix) https://...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING https://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet" http:...
Violent shaky jew becky
  03/22/22
The comment in this thread: NOT FLAME: MJ's song "The...
Light Cerebral Marketing Idea
  03/22/22
...
Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond
  08/17/22
THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU https://autoadmit.com...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/22/22
Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and sai...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finaste...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Craigslist: JENKEM PiG https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's t...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in ...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not fla...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president H...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  03/22/22
middle aged law shrew sending nudes
Balding laughsome piazza crotch
  03/22/22
Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is &qu...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
...
Sienna Cruise Ship
  03/22/22
Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? https:/...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, cro...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
Grubhub ad with fat CGI minorities dancing is a bit on the n...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
I want to be beaten to death by a baseball bat on live TV ...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you...
Navy Chapel
  03/22/22
...
Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor
  03/22/22
...
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  04/01/22
QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says fam...
Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business
  03/22/22
...
Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor
  03/22/22
...
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  04/01/22
“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* &...
cracking onyx menage
  03/23/22
That last one is amazing
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  04/01/22
...
Racy swollen lodge
  12/28/23
Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in...
Crusty gas station
  03/28/22
Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about Mc...
concupiscible friendly grandma
  04/01/22
evan39 appreciation thread: https://autoadmit.com/thread....
Navy Chapel
  04/21/22
Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tat...
Crimson parlor
  04/23/22
...
zippy set
  04/23/22
...
zippy set
  05/27/22
...
Navy Chapel
  05/27/22
follow up thread https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
razzle party of the first part tank
  01/11/23
Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary...
Navy Chapel
  05/25/22
Glory boys vs. ham-and-eggers dichotomy introduced: https...
Navy Chapel
  05/27/22
Turn famous book titles shitlib. http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Crimson parlor
  06/23/22
...
Overrated Topaz Headpube
  06/26/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Flickering judgmental depressive trailer park
  06/26/22
New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Crimson parlor
  07/17/22
I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with ...
Navy Chapel
  07/28/22
...
glittery brethren heaven
  07/28/22
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Navy Chapel
  07/28/22
Secrets of How I Tripled MY Hitting Speed in Just One Evenin...
Navy Chapel
  08/17/22
...
Navy Chapel
  08/28/22
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sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender
  09/08/22
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  11/23/22
is it just me or did John Lennon have an abnormally long ass...
Navy Chapel
  08/17/22
ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots ...
Navy Chapel
  08/17/22
Any top WoW guild is run better than any law firm in the wor...
Navy Chapel
  08/28/22
ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit th...
Navy Chapel
  08/28/22
Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song https://autoadm...
Navy Chapel
  10/06/22
Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns ...
Crimson parlor
  10/19/22
MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER htt...
Crimson parlor
  10/27/22
I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watchi...
Navy Chapel
  11/07/22
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  11/23/22
Happy weekend!
Navy Chapel
  11/19/22
...
Navy Chapel
  11/23/22
Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor http:...
Crimson parlor
  12/05/22
...
Navy Chapel
  12/21/22
Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazi...
Crimson parlor
  01/08/23
"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteri...
Crimson parlor
  01/08/23
colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to...
Crimson parlor
  01/08/23
*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but th...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/08/23
“god” can suck my fucking cock http://www.aut...
Crimson parlor
  01/09/23
12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/11/23
When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings http://www.autoadmit.c...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/11/23
Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashi...
Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business
  01/12/23
"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrus...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  02/05/23
"Dis-ah pussy smerr awfur!" gagged DVP before cook...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  02/05/23
"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Bus...
Sapphire boyish principal's office round eye
  02/05/23
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  02/05/23
Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Sapphire boyish principal's office round eye
  02/05/23
THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG ht...
titillating sandwich pozpig
  02/09/23
u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; ...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  02/16/23
"I deserve this," u think to yourself as u settle ...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  02/16/23
Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online ht...
glittery brethren heaven
  02/18/23
Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison. http://www.autoad...
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  03/05/23
"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the ...
glittery brethren heaven
  09/27/23
...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  09/30/23
...
Navy Chapel
  09/30/23
...
Navy Chapel
  12/22/23
Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
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...
Navy Chapel
  12/22/23
Announcing the xo moral compass (coach mcgirk / soupcan lid ...
Navy Chapel
  12/28/23
if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  12/28/23
I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of rec...
Navy Chapel
  12/28/23
it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made t...
Brilliant Striped Hyena State
  12/28/23
This is like Behind the Music.
Navy Chapel
  12/28/23
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fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  10/18/24
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Floppy shrine
  11/16/24
Standing in line to see Perrod tonight and there's a light o...
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
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Charismatic pervert incel
  11/21/24
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Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business
  12/30/24
Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul... http://www.xoxohth...
Charismatic pervert incel
  11/21/24
This thread is a bort treasure.
Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  11/21/24
tired of bugs coming to my piss jug http://www.xoxohth....
glittery brethren heaven
  12/30/24
Oh yeah, I said life goes on / for an hour after the tuna ov...
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  01/03/25
rust cohle spending 10 episodes looking for the guy with h...
fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead
  01/04/25
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glittery brethren heaven
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Ruddy magical hairy legs office
  03/09/25
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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Shit like this is why I could never leave. Sometimes I'll pull one of these up just to have a chuckle on a shitty day. In no particular order. Feel free to contribute. I'll poast more later.

Halford's EBOLAPiG Craigslist ad

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2702047&mc=110&forum_id=2

"I ARPHA NOW?" Watchmen shrieked as I fed a 9th silk shirt to his hungry asshole

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3387016&mc=134&forum_id=2

Nigger cums in happy meal gives two kids HIV

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986662&mc=311&forum_id=2

Just put about 600 pennies in my dog's ass before he noticed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038274&mc=109&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155172)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: heady primrose codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503438)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628250&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155195)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155435)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2003745&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155213)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773287)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him they sent a helicopter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155212)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: mauve mental disorder site

This one gets me every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155286)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156431)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy shrine

Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169950)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036466&mc=108&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155222)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: vibrant brindle ape

I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy your poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155229)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155255)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444195&mc=110&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155231)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3309764&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155239)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EVAH.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934833&mc=568&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155253)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Vigorous voyeur

Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156725)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: rose ratface

180 scholarship ty!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155259)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf fun (CSLG)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4625795&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in front yard.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2322092&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155281)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I ordered a Negroni

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3385544&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155292)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Evan the musical

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&mc=235&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155294)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155298)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553370&mc=297&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155295)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155348)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: garnet black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156390)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Rachel Jeantel memoir

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155306)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: lake faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155469)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155764)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2672450&mc=130&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155332)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155333)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155671)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Brunch started dancing

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3347595&mc=77&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155347)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: underhanded charcoal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45400002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

bookmarking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155369)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155417)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

The Official IFNB Songbook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=429&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155419)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155424)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155425)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&mc=304&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155460)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Think about this one often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155475)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155665)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155721)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:04 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157209)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165052)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165489)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169919)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155630)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & artists in their Yonkers home

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&mc=226&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155472)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:13 AM
Author: galvanic temple

An absolute classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156585)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: pearl sick death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:07 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338752&mc=331&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155487)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoadmit.com"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2211861&mc=116&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155641)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening argument

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521977&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155751)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read sentence

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2479980&mc=128&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155758)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: stirring house-broken cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155827)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Arousing stage

this one reminds me of norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156380)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: Racy swollen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203799)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipline training.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3567412&mc=191&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155769)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: mischievous spruce crackhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181761)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please continue

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2438581&mc=149&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155772)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straight pipes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2965185&mc=286&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155778)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: jet mind-boggling spot clown

maine stream media

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715742&mc=116&forum_id=2

flowers for algernon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3627983&mc=226&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155786)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155813)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858626&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155789)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!" (doobs)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2961132&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155811)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Sticky Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155841)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156098)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168839)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: bateful athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727607)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking the silence.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4981956&mc=50&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155820)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

What's Doobs' favorite beer?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3511485&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155824)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no inflection to the truck stop john

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283897&mc=99&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155832)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunned investigators

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4321092&mc=40&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155838)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912412&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2584968&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155882)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outside storage unit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589860&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155980)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you dick drunk son?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3517045&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155988)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: filthy offensive gay wizard business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157165)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolph)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2622937&mc=168&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155995)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45776452)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Sticky Space

555555555555555

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156004)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Vigorous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156728)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: pearl sick death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347191)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Nagasaki Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2140458&mc=73&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156007)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378970&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156014)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Vigorous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162883)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156015)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Address

the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157241)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: Flushed Persian

He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761363)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2024703&mc=335&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156034)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198252)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1862617&mc=84&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156038)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

Pet dog died today had him cremated

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887259&mc=208&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156066)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157728)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Contagious orchestra pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163012)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender

Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints around

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&mc=39&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156068)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156071)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156078)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins after googling 'herm'*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297951&mc=81&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156069)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: Bipolar talented hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135717)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey could u pass the gravy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3806619&mc=150&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156079)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156714)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: wonderful elite partner

"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2434849&mc=132&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156087)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156089)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 3:26 AM
Author: Plum Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157075)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156096)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

Chung's trip to Chipotle

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&mc=69&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156106)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156123)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156171)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3498778&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156107)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: wonderful elite partner

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802743)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156111)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=319&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156126)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

candidate for GOATUS POASTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156550)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Location Multi-billionaire

No hate to RSF but I always loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161105)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: deep center fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503307)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with ALL cum, no water)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3282978&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156138)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad at bloodacre's funeral)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335244&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156150)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Effete dopamine

No Chingchongs reading charts?

No TSINAH threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156155)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushes the 9th inch in*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172891&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156160)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: wonderful elite partner

You're doing the lords work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156202)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the waiter.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2355765&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156193)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to lower him onto my cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930512&mc=204&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156203)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FUCK UP

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679168&mc=80&forum_id=2#33808786

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156228)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&mc=182&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156242)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoffs

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833347&mc=8&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary therapy

The Harmon Killebrew thread

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3039410&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156277)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156309)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2976709&mc=42&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156279)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at bottom of my email sig block

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3541898&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156314)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Creed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4406866&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156324)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783389&mc=67&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156326)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156343)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinacock."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2010510&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156335)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706173&mc=30&forum_id=2#26561873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156338)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3729373&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156345)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156348)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: rose ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156429)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

gotus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157646)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2607663&mc=136&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156358)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159217)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: orchid self-absorbed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314529)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY Post

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281899&mc=156&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156366)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white prof suspended for saying it

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978765&mc=66&forum_id=2#28671319

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156374)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3316755&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156375)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156723)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: lake faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867943)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised by niggers?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248320&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156377)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like a lawnmower cord

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4191147&mc=85&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156387)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

hey, this one's mine!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156542)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156545)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859268&mc=180&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156391)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3532598&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156397)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923956&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156405)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer training

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2624697&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156420)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2095711&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156427)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:45 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3062285&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156440)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934191&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156530)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=115&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156555)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Contagious orchestra pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163020)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:14 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2777726&mc=311&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156588)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

This scene from Inception still blows my mind

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4639793&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156591)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2174700&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156596)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2685343&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156598)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two years."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4072083&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156606)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:22 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2511812&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156715)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out during Torts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4376391&mc=90&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156618)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: disrespectful hall goyim

tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2128364&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156633)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: orchid self-absorbed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314546)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:38 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets down takeout order

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4770557&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156673)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah to bewildered Kinkos clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4334430&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156676)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my gym bag.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935557&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156684)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping "Stop

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506454&mc=197&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156690)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:45 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar lander into side of crater*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3606437&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156694)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a pile of shit)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2018488&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156700)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap library

Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers "I'm done carrying you

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4430416&mc=44&forum_id=2#39492202

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156816)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 AM
Author: Rambunctious mad-dog skullcap library

For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3428579&mc=112&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156838)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant tanning salon

Pretty good taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156981)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: Balding laughsome piazza crotch

My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is one of the best threads ever.

The cremated dog one was hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157008)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary therapy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=165&forum_id=2#44156277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44158759)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:54 AM
Author: Charismatic pervert incel

great thread, thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157163)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157727)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot" *priest clears throat*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590270&mc=169&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157736)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: dead national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161078)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Ebony self-centered newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44258982)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: naked bistre foreskin

these are great. I've needed to put together a list of classics like this for a long time but never got around to it. some you'll like:

Halford deep kissing your son as they stand in line for plan b

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609887&mc=111&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer calling Suze Orman w/ "Scream" voice distorter

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2591258&mc=192&forum_id=2

BoiSTINKer *trumpet riff* it's the hole, the hole with the STINKY bung

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3245271&mc=85&forum_id=2

"But Dad, Mr. Halford's 'BOP IT' changes size and shoots milk!"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2701354&mc=78&forum_id=2

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157741)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168793)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168820)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157789)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: disrespectful hall goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159141)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: disrespectful hall goyim

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159150)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond

force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159255)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182399)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159832)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: Bossy university philosopher-king

Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shitting themselves over an american aircraft carrier full of blacks, gays and trans coming to rescue Taiwan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44160968)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse units are en route."

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947720&mc=192&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161050)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Bossy university philosopher-king

Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161067)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161075)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161080)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3672321&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161053)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162687)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, makes racist comments

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110520&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161074)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 7:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161447)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: Bipolar talented hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: dead national security agency

that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it all about the implausibility of the holocaust

also, your childhood dog waiting for u in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161084)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

That guy made some solid points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161086)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 8:12 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Alpha aspie ada

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161632)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

This thread is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162270)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he hit"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887842&mc=240&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162257)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46075076)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SEX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4178725&mc=97&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162284)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panties at a white snake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3929407&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162297)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162301)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162317)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: stirring house-broken cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162378)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:11 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162351)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: Disturbing black school cafeteria wrinkle

The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff that the rest of us figured out in 1st grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162370)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: """'"'"""''

*6th

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963926)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pisser"*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2888769&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162395)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: Bossy university philosopher-king

Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re: damage to mens room

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247811&mc=11&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162404)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of trying to take my whole cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3510269&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162413)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill with a used syringe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643332&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162422)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "I suck you now?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3445527&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162432)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slams the oven door shut

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240754&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162469)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Assfaggot take on me

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620277&mc=80&forum_id=2

Doobs will have a 20+ year career on the lots. Peterman will be lucky to last 5.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3693657&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162486)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4861025&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162489)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Big Hell Hunting Ground

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162502)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&mc=134&forum_id=2#38801564

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162527)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: drunken buck-toothed step-uncle's house

we get it, you like right wing humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162549)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162626)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff plays*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2825704&mc=198&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162595)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162617)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

Craigslist: SIDSpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162624)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Halford was a genius

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901058&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162646)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162703)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

GOAT poaster ever IMHO.

Also inspired some of jshad’s finest work, like “ He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162980)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not a weirdo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172436)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1355209

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162627)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162643)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy at the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

All timer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162682)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Odious pistol half-breed

Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162681)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Forgot about doobs

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162738)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Staten Island brunch

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=234&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162757)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162779)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: adventurous school

lawyers at pizza hut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162783)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

nigger.exe has stopped working

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805031&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162825)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than required

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3544542&mc=212&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164955)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165013)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Big Hell Hunting Ground

OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162859)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162907)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Big Hell Hunting Ground

so yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165006)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled purple institution liquid oxygen

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162910)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

He wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162913)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162921)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Treaty of Breezewood

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785815&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162873)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Totally missed this gem. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Olive crawly locus

author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one of the greatest achievements of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162935)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

180 threads man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162965)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162968)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164868)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: up-to-no-good sneaky criminal

sure you are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165002)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: Fragrant Lilac Theater Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44378057)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Peach histrionic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583163)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:02 PM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213886)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874295&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162967)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Aqua irradiated windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164903)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so I decked the Azn brah

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908598&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162978)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833079&mc=300&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163009)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3603709&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164708)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164713)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Me too. But I still laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165038)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribly guilty"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1552283&mc=209&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164740)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164744)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a lengthy stream of consciousness rant by a DC shrew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164748)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: Big Hell Hunting Ground

the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165011)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Crusty gas station

that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it but that did remind me this one belongs itt:

inside a lady’s head…

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762132&mc=290&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165057)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165501)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Glassy Blood Rage

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583158)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

My man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583164)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583165)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

FBI agent, face shadowed, "Nobody could imagine this prostitution ring was 1 guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3777060&mc=164&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168789)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168829)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: pearl sick death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347215)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

*johnsmeyer on stilts approaching roller coaster yard stick to 'fight song'*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3204879&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168827)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168837)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: coral thriller fanboi point

TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774705&mc=193&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168847)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180127)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: stirring house-broken cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44185893)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:00 AM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135701)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name called at LS graduation

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370286&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168849)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168911)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-recorded video @ empty parking lot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4680774&mc=158&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168855)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the woman, who was incompetent.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3813749&mc=70&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168992)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Crusty gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169412)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Big Hell Hunting Ground

evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169007)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240762&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169106)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289931&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably make him cum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2861476&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169595)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Bossy university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48732039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her second SSRI dosage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3493434&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169643)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182362)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2093346&mc=102&forum_id=2

This thread is about a DECADE OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44171371)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse Passionate Sound Barrier

Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172391)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the virusssss" *everyone disconnects*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4488284&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44174867)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: disrespectful hall goyim

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181711)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: zippy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181951)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:30 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183065)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:12 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph thread? that one and TBF’s ‘Tommy T appellate brief TOC’ belong in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179692)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179903)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

rudolph's is up top

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2#24561319 might be my favorite one-shot kill of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180018)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180124)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: provocative azure meetinghouse trump supporter

TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so terribly easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028826)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy shrine

amazing thread in its own right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179902)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

cr.

TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180125)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how easy it is to rile u up!"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3427537&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180563)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181726)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=133&forum_id=2

Rachel Jeantel pens memoir: I Know How the Caged Bird Tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181938)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting donkey punched*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149193&mc=40&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182262)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

(oops, already above.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183064)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858165&mc=76&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184102)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business

"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3753855&mc=137&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184138)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184736)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Trip thirsty hospital

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364393)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military blast testing.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187316)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Silver sanctuary therapy

Hodor/WLMAS

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448795&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187355)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187434)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3059514&mc=229&forum_id=2#29293075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196334)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew makes karate hands*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4278581&mc=232&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196813)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Ty forgot this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196972)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I am glad to see it at the top of the Weekly list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196976)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG MACHINE

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3028141&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196963)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

GOAT Thanksgiving thread:

Doobs at Thanksgiving table: "This stuffing is mushy, reminds me of pussy."

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197012)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

partnership vote tomorrow morning

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&mc=169&forum_id=2

(origin of NO BREAKFAST meme)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197023)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197309)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3056215&mc=402&forum_id=2

sadly, we have lost the vocaroo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&mc=152&forum_id=2#29675081

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197100)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Violent shaky jew becky

Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3471186&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197416)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: Light Cerebral Marketing Idea

The comment in this thread:

NOT FLAME: MJ's song "They don't really care about us" was Anti-Jewish

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283799&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197434)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Brass Nubile Indirect Expression Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028495)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2736121&mc=279&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198033)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198250)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and said "biglaw." wtf

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3025323&mc=89&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finasteride, no self-esteem

(Queen - Killer Queen parody - link is to lyrics from someone who got the song wrong)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746654&mc=89&forum_id=2#34318135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198054)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Craigslist: JENKEM PiG

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901036&mc=66&forum_id=2#28410527

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198067)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's the weekend looking?"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016706&mc=64&forum_id=2#28965320

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198074)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198082)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&mc=224&forum_id=2#26321329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198106)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings, prepare to die

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431963&mc=60&forum_id=2#42738046

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198213)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431945&mc=113&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198219)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198249)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: Balding laughsome piazza crotch

middle aged law shrew sending nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198231)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is "deranged kike bullshit

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4211221&mc=80&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198237)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Sienna Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198251)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2266053&mc=297&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992541&mc=101&forum_id=2

Greatest monikers in xo history.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4636480&mc=321&forum_id=2

Post best randomized monikers ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198255)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, crooning for fuck

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986161&mc=123&forum_id=2

Chad began permanently altering ur future wife's DNA at 2:03 a.m

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2851250&mc=82&forum_id=2

The Moans of My Future Wife- By Johnsmeyer

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&mc=231&forum_id=2

ITT: xo male and his future wife go out for a night on the town

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894415&mc=184&forum_id=2

Your future wife sobbing as her mom tells her you are basically her last chance

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3184925&mc=108&forum_id=2

New TikTok trend where your future wife uses dance to act out a cum bath

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4773313&mc=142&forum_id=2

"This is my rock bottom" Chad sighs as he cums on your future wife's face

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894189&mc=232&forum_id=2

your future wife's eyes spinning around like an odometer as chad racks up miles

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3644961&mc=160&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

Grubhub ad with fat CGI minorities dancing is a bit on the nose

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4789714&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198329)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

I want to be beaten to death by a baseball bat on live TV

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338961&mc=355&forum_id=2#28512050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198579)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you to a mental hospital"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754733&mc=98&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198604)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199868)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260189)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business

QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says family

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673910&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199809)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy internal respiration rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199875)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260181)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: cracking onyx menage

“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3066096&mc=152&forum_id=2

"Nothing in the rules says a Golden Retriever can't do Biglaw!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2827574&PHPSESSID=521cc0d634c44084ff87cdd2a8bc736d

My wife fucked our racist neighbor.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&mc=205&forum_id=2Ã



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44206168)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

That last one is amazing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260188)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Racy swollen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222615)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Crusty gas station

Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in his 2018 honda CR-V

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3902538&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44237536)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: concupiscible friendly grandma

Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about McDonald's, lol

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649159&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260003)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

evan39 appreciation thread:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44377815)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tattoos on face. omg

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5092246&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44390995)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: zippy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44391072)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: zippy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583086)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583093)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: razzle party of the first part tank

follow up thread

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093070&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773286)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587892&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44570464)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Glory boys vs. ham-and-eggers dichotomy introduced:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&mc=65&forum_id=2#25825619

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583072)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Turn famous book titles shitlib.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136153&mc=205&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727589)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Overrated Topaz Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747686)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Flickering judgmental depressive trailer park

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747712)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2996915&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867867)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with a hit on him

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448649&mc=253&forum_id=2

(origin of "U AIN'T C'N CHRISTMAS")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927898)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: glittery brethren heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927908)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

"I'm a serious predator", cat says to self shortly before falling off table

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3043453&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44928575)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Secrets of How I Tripled MY Hitting Speed in Just One Evening!

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45026646)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082896)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:11 AM
Author: sinister embarrassed to the bone sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135737)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534482)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

is it just me or did John Lennon have an abnormally long ass crack

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4988317&forum_id=2#45028150

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028188)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049457&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028428)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Any top WoW guild is run better than any law firm in the world

(twins tp)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3273650&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082895)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit them to advanced AI

(pepito)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5133639&mc=650&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082899)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4086860&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45288721)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2359312&mc=127&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45359102)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5221347&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45399901)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watching me do it (CSLG)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&mc=293&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45452388)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534446)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Happy weekend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45516345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534425)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: Crimson parlor

Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4999680&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45587500)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45667354)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazing."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541735&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759243)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteride liquid like a water pistol*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3796677&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759264)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to keep him awake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3783126&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761319)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but the rotors are dicks*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545832&mc=126&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761333)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Crimson parlor

“god” can suck my fucking cock

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5262349&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45766823)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "why doesnt he fight back"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553317&mc=233&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773229)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:23 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028358&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773266)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business

Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&mc=54&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45777261)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrust again?" "Yes." (lib por

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735078&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45889608)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

"Dis-ah pussy smerr awfur!" gagged DVP before cooking the rotten dead cat anyway

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3523940&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891461)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:12 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish principal's office round eye

"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Business"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049694&mc=100&forum_id=4

LETS ALL GET CREAMPIED AND LIQUORED UP IN THIS BIDNEZZZZZZZZZZZZ ("lets say heyyyy")

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872564&mc=99&forum_id=4

"TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1871919&mc=136&forum_id=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891473)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891498)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Sapphire boyish principal's office round eye

Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=248816&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891482)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: titillating sandwich pozpig

THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3403997&mc=142&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45913163)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2031736&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941668)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

"I deserve this," u think to yourself as u settle into your 3rd hour of poasting

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3400190&mc=195&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941677)



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Date: February 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4775470&mc=61&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45950867)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136946&mc=122&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46012581)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 8:46 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the top cut for 18 months)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626642&mc=92&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46852599)



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Date: September 30th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865510)



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Date: September 30th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865558)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:24 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203691)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Navy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203886)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Navy Chapel

Announcing the xo moral compass (coach mcgirk / soupcan lid slasher)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5466109&forum_id=2#47215495

[love in-joke charts like these; for ex. used to do network diagrams of who had hooked up w/ whom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222602)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222627)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of recognizing OP even when most of the work in the thread is done by others. But yes, itt you and MASE etc did yeoman's work & true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222742)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Striped Hyena State

it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made the chart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222753)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Navy Chapel

This is like Behind the Music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47223030)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213841)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Floppy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347177)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

Standing in line to see Perrod tonight and there's a light on. Heavy loads.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444708&mc=190&forum_id=2#32021944

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364323)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Charismatic pervert incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364373)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Elastic Band Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503310)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Charismatic pervert incel

Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285302&mc=538&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364379)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

This thread is a bort treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364404)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

tired of bugs coming to my piss jug

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2317353&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503151)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

Oh yeah, I said life goes on / for an hour after the tuna oven turns on

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3485528&mc=163&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48516031)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: fishy swashbuckling idea he suggested stead

rust cohle spending 10 episodes looking for the guy with hair standing behind sp

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4214757&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48517193)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: glittery brethren heaven

in real life DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE (video)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5129587&mc=86&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48517624)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48732028)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Ruddy magical hairy legs office

"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=85&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48533819)