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Shit like this is why I could never leave. Sometimes I'll pu...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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painfully honest corn cake
  12/30/24
"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. &q...
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  03/15/22
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Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. http://...
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  03/15/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  01/11/23
my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him th...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
This one gets me every time
Cyan church giraffe
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious to...
Offensive place of business
  03/17/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=3...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy ...
spruce pit sweet tailpipe
  03/15/22
Ty brother
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle. http://www.xoxohth.c...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EV...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too...
Naked dead mother nursing home
  03/16/22
180 scholarship ty!!
frozen hall rigpig
  03/15/22
Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in fro...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I orde...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Evan the musical https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your w...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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exciting chapel karate
  03/15/22
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dashing fluffy tank
  03/15/22
Rachel Jeantel memoir https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Light disturbing property
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation http:...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Brunch started dancing https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Vibrant bawdyhouse
  10/27/22
bookmarking
Talented cowardly university
  03/15/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=22...
Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
The Official IFNB Songbook http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
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Passionate self-centered stage lettuce
  03/15/22
Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES? ht...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
Think about this one often.
Nighttime ratface
  03/15/22
the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.
Talented cowardly university
  03/15/22
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Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
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Offensive place of business
  03/17/22
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Offensive place of business
  03/17/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & ar...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
An absolute classic
Arousing green station
  03/16/22
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Jet Forum
  10/18/24
a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at brea...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoa...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening arg...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read senten...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life
  03/15/22
this one reminds me of norm
Federal beady-eyed sanctuary liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
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trip water buffalo tanning salon
  12/22/23
Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipl...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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maroon dilemma
  03/19/22
oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please conti...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straigh...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
maine stream media http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?th...
Charismatic Gunner
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!&...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Umber rehab death wish
  03/15/22
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very tactful parlour
  03/15/22
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Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/17/22
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plum juggernaut jewess
  06/23/22
"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking t...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
What's Doobs' favorite beer? http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no infle...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunn...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris" http://www...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outs...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you d...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Olive double fault locale
  03/16/22
I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolp...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  01/11/23
A Selected History of the Family Rudolph http://www.xoxohth...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Umber rehab death wish
  03/15/22
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Naked dead mother nursing home
  03/16/22
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Jet Forum
  11/16/24
"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Na...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rud...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Naked dead mother nursing home
  03/16/22
I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my ...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts
judgmental temple
  03/16/22
He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now
Erotic chestnut keepsake machete national
  01/08/23
Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry." http://w...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/22/22
one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Pet dog died today had him cremated http://www.xoxohth.com...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Sooty Adventurous Cruise Ship Hairy Legs
  03/16/22
Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints ar...
canary stubborn shitlib quadroon
  03/15/22
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Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
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Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins aft...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Glittery red heaven
  09/08/22
Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey coul...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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exciting chapel karate
  03/16/22
"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi http://...
chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan
  03/15/22
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Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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honey-headed idiotic area
  03/16/22
Thank you for this thread.
very tactful parlour
  03/15/22
Chung's trip to Chipotle http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
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canary stubborn shitlib quadroon
  03/15/22
Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri) http://www.au...
chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan
  03/15/22
RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgera...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
candidate for GOATUS POASTUS
Talented cowardly university
  03/16/22
No hate to RSF but I always loved this one
nubile hairraiser messiness trust fund
  03/16/22
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Khaki Bateful Institution
  12/30/24
There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with AL...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
No Chingchongs reading charts? No TSINAH threads?
Hateful concupiscible cuckold
  03/15/22
*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushe...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
You're doing the lords work ITT
chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan
  03/15/22
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Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the w...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FU...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude. h...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoff...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
The Harmon Killebrew thread http://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Orange contagious immigrant native
  03/15/22
180
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'&quo...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at botto...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Cre...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time ...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
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Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/15/22
CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinac...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer* ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
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frozen hall rigpig
  03/15/22
gotus
autistic space turdskin
  03/16/22
99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge
  03/16/22
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high-end library
  04/10/22
Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white ...
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/15/22
Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is" ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
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exciting chapel karate
  03/16/22
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Light disturbing property
  07/17/22
Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised b...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
hey, this one's mine!
Talented cowardly university
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever h...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer) ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer train...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX http://www.xoxoht...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/15/22
This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking http://www....
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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exciting chapel karate
  03/16/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Sooty Adventurous Cruise Ship Hairy Legs
  03/16/22
Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
This scene from Inception still blows my mind http://www....
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two y...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch http://www....
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/16/22
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exciting chapel karate
  03/16/22
“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out du...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/16/22
tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit ht...
lilac crotch jap
  03/16/22
...
high-end library
  04/10/22
TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah t...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping &...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar land...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a p...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers &q...
thirsty peach location kitty
  03/16/22
For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered http://www.autoa...
thirsty peach location kitty
  03/16/22
Pretty good taste
lake maniacal stag film
  03/16/22
My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is ...
frisky ivory senate friendly grandma
  03/16/22
that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thi...
autistic space turdskin
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=1...
Orange contagious immigrant native
  03/16/22
great thread, thank you for your service
Pea-brained dragon whorehouse
  03/16/22
Ty
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot"...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Lascivious fat ankles digit ratio
  03/16/22
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Lemon Deer Antler
  04/01/22
these are great. I've needed to put together a list of class...
Haunting jet-lagged box office roommate
  03/16/22
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Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/17/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=12...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
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lilac crotch jap
  03/16/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
lilac crotch jap
  03/16/22
force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy http:...
Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/20/22
Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand? ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Post nut horror
  05/27/25
Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shit...
Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point
  03/16/22
Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse u...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Thank you
Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen h...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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Passionate self-centered stage lettuce
  03/16/22
Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, m...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
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racy slippery base
  03/16/22
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Glittery red heaven
  09/08/22
that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it al...
Lascivious fat ankles digit ratio
  03/16/22
That guy made some solid points.
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Alpha aspie ada http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
This thread is amazing.
Irate travel guidebook market
  03/16/22
"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he h...
Irate travel guidebook market
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/20/23
Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SE...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panti...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
...
Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life
  03/16/22
did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc? ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff th...
Unhinged depressive
  03/16/22
*6th https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836...
"""'"'"""''
  05/27/25
*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pis...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
...
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re:...
Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point
  03/16/22
"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill wi...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slam...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Assfaggot take on me https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG) http://www.xoxohth.c...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=1...
Exhilarant becky school cafeteria
  03/16/22
Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy https...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
we get it, you like right wing humor
Lime den
  03/16/22
Ok.
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff pla...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Craigslist: SIDSpig
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
Halford was a genius http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
GOAT poaster ever IMHO. Also inspired some of jshad&rsquo...
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/16/22
"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not ...
autistic space turdskin
  03/18/22
One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with http://www....
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy...
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
All timer.
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him
Kink-friendly abode ladyboy
  03/16/22
Forgot about doobs https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?threa...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Staten Island brunch https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
lawyers at pizza hut
Mahogany antidepressant drug
  03/16/22
nigger.exe has stopped working https://autoadmit.com/thre...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than require...
autistic space turdskin
  03/17/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?
Exhilarant becky school cafeteria
  03/16/22
No.
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
so yes
Exhilarant becky school cafeteria
  03/17/22
no
Snowy misanthropic set
  03/16/22
He wishes.
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
Treaty of Breezewood https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
Totally missed this gem. Ty
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one ...
Onyx stirring hell half-breed
  03/16/22
180 threads man
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/16/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
...
Talented cowardly university
  03/17/22
sure you are faggot
white range
  03/17/22
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Stimulating crusty stage codepig
  04/21/22
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bearded idea he suggested house
  05/27/22
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startled cracking public bath
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*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings* ...
Nighttime ratface
  03/16/22
...
demanding impertinent kitchen psychic
  03/17/22
"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so...
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  03/16/22
"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you re...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/16/22
"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?&...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
Me too. But I still laugh.
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribl...
autistic space turdskin
  03/17/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better
Exhilarant becky school cafeteria
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...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it bu...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/17/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&a...
Magical fiercely-loyal stock car
  05/27/22
My man.
Nighttime ratface
  05/27/22
...
Nighttime ratface
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Nighttime ratface
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Jet Forum
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Nighttime ratface
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...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld...
drab internet-worthy headpube pistol
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...
Nighttime ratface
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...
Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life
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...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  09/08/22
big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name calle...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/17/22
what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-reco...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the ...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/17/22
evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?
Exhilarant becky school cafeteria
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xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS? http...
Nighttime ratface
  03/17/22
Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39) ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably mak...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
...
Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point
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"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her se...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/17/22
...
Offensive place of business
  03/20/22
What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?...
Nighttime ratface
  03/18/22
Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?
exciting chapel karate
  03/18/22
"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the vir...
Nighttime ratface
  03/18/22
lmfao
lilac crotch jap
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...
Bronze stead
  03/19/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/20/22
Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph ...
pearly unholy meetinghouse
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...
Offensive place of business
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rudolph's is up top http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Talented cowardly university
  03/19/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/19/22
TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so te...
House-broken razzmatazz skinny woman
  08/17/22
amazing thread in its own right
Offensive place of business
  03/19/22
cr. TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.
Nighttime ratface
  03/19/22
obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how e...
Nighttime ratface
  03/19/22
...
Offensive place of business
  03/19/22
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=13...
Nighttime ratface
  03/19/22
*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting d...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/19/22
(oops, already above.)
Nighttime ratface
  03/20/22
"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker....
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/20/22
"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman...
racy slippery base
  03/20/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  03/20/22
lol jfc
Aquamarine piazza people who are hurt
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Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military bla...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/20/22
Hodor/WLMAS http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Orange contagious immigrant native
  03/20/22
...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/20/22
If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke https://autoadmi...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants&q...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew make...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
Ty forgot this gem
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  03/22/22
yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG M...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
GOAT Thanksgiving thread: Doobs at Thanksgiving table: &q...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
partnership vote tomorrow morning http://www.xoxohth.com/...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
...
canary stubborn shitlib quadroon
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Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix) https://...
Nighttime ratface
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REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING https://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Nighttime ratface
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Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet" http:...
Gaped heady pozpig lodge
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The comment in this thread: NOT FLAME: MJ's song "The...
Violent mint casino masturbator
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...
Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU https://autoadmit.com...
Nighttime ratface
  03/22/22
...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  03/22/22
Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and sai...
Nighttime ratface
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He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finaste...
Nighttime ratface
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Craigslist: JENKEM PiG https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Nighttime ratface
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"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's t...
Nighttime ratface
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*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in ...
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Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not fla...
Nighttime ratface
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Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings...
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Nighttime ratface
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...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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middle aged law shrew sending nudes
frisky ivory senate friendly grandma
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Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is &qu...
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...
Supple Cream Really Tough Guy
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? https:/...
Nighttime ratface
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Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, cro...
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Nighttime ratface
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Nighttime ratface
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honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you...
Nighttime ratface
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...
Passionate self-centered stage lettuce
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...
very tactful parlour
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QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says fam...
racy slippery base
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...
Passionate self-centered stage lettuce
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...
very tactful parlour
  04/01/22
“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* &...
shaky home international law enforcement agency
  03/23/22
That last one is amazing
very tactful parlour
  04/01/22
...
trip water buffalo tanning salon
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Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in...
Puce rebellious business firm partner
  03/28/22
Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about Mc...
autistic space turdskin
  04/01/22
evan39 appreciation thread: https://autoadmit.com/thread....
Nighttime ratface
  04/21/22
Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tat...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  04/23/22
...
Bronze stead
  04/23/22
...
Bronze stead
  05/27/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  05/27/22
follow up thread https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
fragrant son of senegal gas station
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Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary...
Nighttime ratface
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Turn famous book titles shitlib. http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  06/23/22
...
Silver Corner
  06/26/22
"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM bl...
Chartreuse hospital
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New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  07/17/22
I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with ...
Nighttime ratface
  07/28/22
...
Irate travel guidebook market
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canary stubborn shitlib quadroon
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ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots ...
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Nighttime ratface
  08/28/22
ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit th...
Nighttime ratface
  08/28/22
Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song https://autoadm...
Nighttime ratface
  10/06/22
Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns ...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  10/19/22
MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER htt...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
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I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watchi...
Nighttime ratface
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...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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Happy weekend!
Nighttime ratface
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...
Nighttime ratface
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Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor http:...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  12/05/22
...
Nighttime ratface
  12/21/22
Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazi...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
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"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteri...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  01/08/23
colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  01/08/23
*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but th...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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“god” can suck my fucking cock http://www.aut...
Claret Marvelous Selfie
  01/09/23
12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  01/11/23
When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings http://www.autoadmit.c...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashi...
racy slippery base
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"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrus...
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Dull philosopher-king
  02/05/23
...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
  02/05/23
Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Dull philosopher-king
  02/05/23
THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG ht...
misunderstood jew
  02/09/23
u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; ...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online ht...
Irate travel guidebook market
  02/18/23
Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison. http://www.autoad...
very tactful parlour
  03/05/23
"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the ...
Irate travel guidebook market
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...
Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker
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Nighttime ratface
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Nighttime ratface
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Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?
very tactful parlour
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...
Nighttime ratface
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Nighttime ratface
  12/28/23
if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one
Talented cowardly university
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I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of rec...
Nighttime ratface
  12/28/23
it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made t...
Talented cowardly university
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This is like Behind the Music.
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Offensive place of business
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Pea-brained dragon whorehouse
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racy slippery base
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very tactful parlour
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tired of bugs coming to my piss jug http://www.xoxohth....
Irate travel guidebook market
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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Shit like this is why I could never leave. Sometimes I'll pull one of these up just to have a chuckle on a shitty day. In no particular order. Feel free to contribute. I'll poast more later.

Halford's EBOLAPiG Craigslist ad

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2702047&mc=110&forum_id=2

"I ARPHA NOW?" Watchmen shrieked as I fed a 9th silk shirt to his hungry asshole

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3387016&mc=134&forum_id=2

Nigger cums in happy meal gives two kids HIV

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3986662&mc=311&forum_id=2

Just put about 600 pennies in my dog's ass before he noticed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038274&mc=109&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155172)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: painfully honest corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503438)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628250&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155195)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155435)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2003745&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155213)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773287)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

my dad was such a badass solider when military needed him they sent a helicopter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155212)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Cyan church giraffe

This one gets me every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155286)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156431)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Offensive place of business

Entire insult train leading up to it is fucking hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169950)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545583&mc=301&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036466&mc=108&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155222)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: spruce pit sweet tailpipe

I have no doubt one of mine won’t make it but I enjoy your poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155229)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155255)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Well, looks like Benzo hung a shingle.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444195&mc=110&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155231)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Faces Hillary makes while UNLEASHING into her RANCID DIAPER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3309764&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155239)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

LOL. Seattle's 2012 draft will be HISTORICALLY WORST BUST EVAH.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934833&mc=568&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155253)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Naked dead mother nursing home

Russell Wilson couldn't hack it in Seattle. Bobby Wagner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156725)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: frozen hall rigpig

180 scholarship ty!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155259)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Going to ask paralegal mohammad to join me and wife for mmf fun (CSLG)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4625795&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

lib friend put "It's An Abortion!" sign out in front yard.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2322092&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155281)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Lib friend started shrieking like colobus monkey when I ordered a Negroni

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3385544&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155292)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Evan the musical

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&mc=235&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155294)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155298)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553370&mc=297&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155295)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: exciting chapel karate



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: dashing fluffy tank



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Rachel Jeantel memoir

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155306)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: Light disturbing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155469)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155764)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

Weirdest shit happened at my law school orientation

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2672450&mc=130&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155332)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155333)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155671)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Brunch started dancing

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3347595&mc=77&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155347)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45400002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Talented cowardly university

bookmarking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155369)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155417)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

The Official IFNB Songbook

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=429&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155419)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155424)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155425)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

Thoughts on “INTERESTS” sections on RESUMES?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&mc=304&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155460)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Think about this one often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155475)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Talented cowardly university

the "...oh." follow up is really underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155665)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155721)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:04 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157209)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165052)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165489)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169919)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155630)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

TMF & MND hosting weekly salon of intellectuals & artists in their Yonkers home

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900109&mc=226&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155472)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:13 AM
Author: Arousing green station

An absolute classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156585)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Jet Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:07 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfas

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338752&mc=331&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155487)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Hiring Partner: "One last question. Tell me about autoadmit.com"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2211861&mc=116&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155641)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Shitlaw boss used word "nutted" in his opening argument

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521977&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155751)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

shitlaw boss held up giant mirror right as judge read sentence

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2479980&mc=128&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155758)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155827)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Federal beady-eyed sanctuary liquid oxygen

this one reminds me of norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156380)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: trip water buffalo tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203799)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Halford resting his flacid cock on doobs's snout for discipline training.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3567412&mc=191&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155769)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: maroon dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181761)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

oh u enjoy fingering my asshole? fucking faggot please continue

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2438581&mc=149&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155772)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Benzo's loose fuckhole backfiring like a Harley with straight pipes

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2965185&mc=286&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155778)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Gunner

maine stream media

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715742&mc=116&forum_id=2

flowers for algernon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3627983&mc=226&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155786)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155813)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Blown out puss, wide open lips, permanently exposed hole

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858626&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155789)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*grabs mic at earl's hs reunion* "earl you faggot lol!" (doobs)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2961132&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155811)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Umber rehab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155841)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156098)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168839)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: plum juggernaut jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727607)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking the silence.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4981956&mc=50&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155820)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

What's Doobs' favorite beer?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3511485&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155824)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Heh fuck a baby into me" doobs said with no inflection to the truck stop john

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283897&mc=99&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155832)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Halford needed 6 orgasms a day," doobs told stunned investigators

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4321092&mc=40&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155838)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Doobs calling his asshole a "shitoris"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912412&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155843)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Bbooom ejaculating with arms at side and blank expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2584968&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155882)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:33 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"We're here kids!" *Halford parks schoolbus outside storage unit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2589860&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155980)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*cop shines flashlight on your cum-covered face* "you dick drunk son?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3517045&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155988)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: Olive double fault locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157165)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

I'll escape once Stitches has to take time to reload (Rudolph)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2622937&mc=168&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44155995)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45776452)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156002)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Umber rehab death wish

555555555555555

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156004)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Naked dead mother nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156728)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Jet Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347191)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Don't worry. They're just dropping leaflets." (Nagasaki Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2140458&mc=73&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156007)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

A free train ride?! Don't have to ask me twice (1942 Jew Rudolph

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378970&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156014)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Naked dead mother nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162883)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

I just stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156015)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:43 AM
Author: judgmental temple

the gorgon was 180. wonder if he still poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157241)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: Erotic chestnut keepsake machete national

He sticks to the fulano/SCP/boiroast account now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761363)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2024703&mc=335&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156034)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Romney Jesus: "Fucked are the hungry."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198252)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

one Moroni angel leg can feed family of 5 at Red Kolobster

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1862617&mc=84&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156038)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

Pet dog died today had him cremated

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887259&mc=208&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156066)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157728)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Sooty Adventurous Cruise Ship Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163012)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: canary stubborn shitlib quadroon

Doobs on toys r us PA screeching PAPAA as Halford sprints around

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850202&mc=39&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156068)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156071)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156078)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins after googling 'herm'*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3297951&mc=81&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156069)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: Glittery red heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135717)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Auschwitz had a swimming pool, bakery, post office. Hey could u pass the gravy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3806619&mc=150&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156079)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: exciting chapel karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156714)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan

"Use the pipe, Mario" - Obi Wan Marathi

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2434849&mc=132&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156087)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156089)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 3:26 AM
Author: honey-headed idiotic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157075)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: very tactful parlour

Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156096)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

Chung's trip to Chipotle

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2131054&mc=69&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156106)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: canary stubborn shitlib quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156123)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Holy shit. How'd I miss this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156171)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"This is what democracy looks like!" shrieked the purple haired cunt.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3498778&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156107)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802743)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156111)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=319&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156126)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Talented cowardly university

candidate for GOATUS POASTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156550)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: nubile hairraiser messiness trust fund

No hate to RSF but I always loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161105)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Khaki Bateful Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503307)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with ALL cum, no water)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3282978&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156138)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"He ate cum. He was a cum eater." (bloodacre's dad at bloodacre's funeral)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3335244&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156150)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Hateful concupiscible cuckold

No Chingchongs reading charts?

No TSINAH threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156155)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*nyuug vomits a little bulgogi onto the bed as Darnell pushes the 9th inch in*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3172891&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156160)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: chest-beating organic girlfriend coldplay fan

You're doing the lords work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156202)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156205)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Put some more jus on there" Askav lisped to the waiter.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2355765&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156193)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"my back" luis lisped as I used cripple dipper to lower him onto my cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930512&mc=204&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156203)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

XO has finally FUCKED MY ASS irl with an accidental email FUCK UP

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3679168&mc=80&forum_id=2#33808786

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156228)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

ITT: The beaver is the lawyer. The otter is MBA dude.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2262035&mc=182&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156242)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Bob Dell charging up North Tower stairwell to conduct layoffs

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833347&mc=8&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156270)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Orange contagious immigrant native

The Harmon Killebrew thread

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3039410&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156277)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156309)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

xo Bernie Sanders: "It translates to 'My Struggle.'"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2976709&mc=42&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156279)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Fuck it, just put "penussy" in white font at bottom of my email sig block

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3541898&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156314)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Pope Francis repeatedly using air quotes during Nicene Creed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4406866&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156324)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

Buddy of mine wears two pairs of Allen Edmonds at one time

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2783389&mc=67&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156326)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156343)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

CHUNG: "Pwepaer yousef for ftree inches hhhaaaad chinacock."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2010510&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156335)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

Disgusting middle aged shrew at Starbucks: "OO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706173&mc=30&forum_id=2#26561873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156338)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*doobs startling the shit out of the IT clown in the sewer*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3729373&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156345)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156348)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: frozen hall rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156429)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: autistic space turdskin

gotus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157646)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

99 year old jellyfish found living in NYC fire hydrant

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2607663&mc=136&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156358)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159217)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: high-end library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314529)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Elite Manhattan abortion clinic has 2-year waiting list (NY Post

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281899&mc=156&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156366)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

Black student changes name to "Nigga", gets white prof suspended for saying it

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978765&mc=66&forum_id=2#28671319

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156374)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Farting so loud Chris Christie says "there it is"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3316755&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156375)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: exciting chapel karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156723)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: Light disturbing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867943)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Farting so loud your grandma asks "Was you was raised by niggers?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3248320&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156377)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like a lawnmower cord

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4191147&mc=85&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156387)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Talented cowardly university

hey, this one's mine!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156542)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156545)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859268&mc=180&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156391)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3532598&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156397)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

FUCK, just killed 2 grey aliens in my condo (Johnsmeyer)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923956&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156405)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

John Rocker hammered at an Applebee's yelling abt deer training

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2624697&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156420)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Mr. Jinx's Halloween costume is "Dracula who must show his cock"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2095711&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156427)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 11:45 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

newest way gays pervert sex: SMOTHERBOX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3062285&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156440)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

This is your Captain, Trayvon Martin speaking

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1934191&mc=267&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156530)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: exciting chapel karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=115&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156555)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 PM
Author: Sooty Adventurous Cruise Ship Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163020)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:14 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Any good vids of shitlibs getting knocked clean the fuck out?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2777726&mc=311&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156588)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

This scene from Inception still blows my mind

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4639793&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156591)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

leiter stuns u chicago field house gym with 195kg hang clean

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2174700&mc=131&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156596)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

BRIAN LEITER WAS A BULLFROG

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2685343&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156598)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

matthew mcconaughey: "I was full-on gay for about two years."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4072083&mc=94&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156606)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:22 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

The First Time I Ever Saw Randy Johnson Pitch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2511812&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: exciting chapel karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156715)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

“My Daddy has two pussies,” doobs blurted out during Torts

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4376391&mc=90&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156618)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: lilac crotch jap

tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2128364&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156633)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: high-end library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44314546)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:38 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

TSINAH's passenger side airbag light turning on when he sets down takeout order

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4770557&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156673)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:39 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"And now he's sucking dick in jail," said tsinah to bewildered Kinkos clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4334430&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156676)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my gym bag.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935557&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156684)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Russian Navy off Fla., Russia invading Kiev, Obama lisping "Stop

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506454&mc=197&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156690)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:45 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Whoa, hold on. You some kinda fag?" *Crashes lunar lander into side of crater*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3606437&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156694)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"I'll just eat my way out of this!" (TNSJTP in a pile of shit)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2018488&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156700)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: thirsty peach location kitty

Pallbearer Shaq at Kobe's funeral sheds tear and whispers "I'm done carrying you

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4430416&mc=44&forum_id=2#39492202

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156816)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 AM
Author: thirsty peach location kitty

For sale: glass ceiling, never shattered

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3428579&mc=112&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156838)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:18 AM
Author: lake maniacal stag film

Pretty good taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44156981)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: frisky ivory senate friendly grandma

My grandma died and admitted she fucked Harmon Killebrew is one of the best threads ever.

The cremated dog one was hilarious too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157008)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: autistic space turdskin

that talcum powder ad or whatever was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Orange contagious immigrant native

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&mc=165&forum_id=2#44156277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44158759)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained dragon whorehouse

great thread, thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157163)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157727)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

the family has asked i read a 2016 post from AssFaggot" *priest clears throat*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3590270&mc=169&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157736)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Lascivious fat ankles digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161078)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Lemon Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44258982)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Haunting jet-lagged box office roommate

these are great. I've needed to put together a list of classics like this for a long time but never got around to it. some you'll like:

Halford deep kissing your son as they stand in line for plan b

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609887&mc=111&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer calling Suze Orman w/ "Scream" voice distorter

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2591258&mc=192&forum_id=2

BoiSTINKer *trumpet riff* it's the hole, the hole with the STINKY bung

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3245271&mc=85&forum_id=2

"But Dad, Mr. Halford's 'BOP IT' changes size and shoots milk!"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2701354&mc=78&forum_id=2

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157741)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168793)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168820)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3522921&mc=124&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44157789)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: lilac crotch jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159141)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: lilac crotch jap

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=215&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159150)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge

force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159255)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182399)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44159832)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point

Anyone got a link for the thread about Chinese generals shitting themselves over an american aircraft carrier full of blacks, gays and trans coming to rescue Taiwan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44160968)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Chinese HQ in WW3: "Bad news...America's most diverse units are en route."

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2947720&mc=192&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161050)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point

Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161067)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161075)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161080)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3672321&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161053)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162687)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Hawking's computer awakens, describes terrifying aterlife, makes racist comments

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110520&mc=12&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161074)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 7:28 PM
Author: racy slippery base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161447)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: Glittery red heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135719)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Lascivious fat ankles digit ratio

that one thread about guy cremating his dog. but makes it all about the implausibility of the holocaust

also, your childhood dog waiting for u in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161084)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

That guy made some solid points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161086)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 8:12 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Alpha aspie ada

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44161632)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

This thread is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162270)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

"i work hard. put dorito on table. and what he do? he hit"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2887842&mc=240&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162257)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46075076)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SEX

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4178725&mc=97&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162284)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*tsinah throwing his toupee at jason mraz like they're panties at a white snake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3929407&mc=203&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162297)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

DIKES get WRONG CUM at CUMBANK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162301)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162317)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162378)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:11 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

did your dad ever talk to you about sex and fucking, etc?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162351)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: Unhinged depressive

The one about most of Pepito's posts being the same stuff that the rest of us figured out in 1st grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162370)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: """'"'"""''

*6th

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3607836&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48963926)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*Truckers lined up to try "the 'feller with the red pisser"*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2888769&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162395)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162613)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point

Museum of American Indian (downtown NYC) just emailed me re: damage to mens room

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247811&mc=11&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162404)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"I'm not a quitter," sobbed watchmen after 2hrs of trying to take my whole cock

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3510269&mc=140&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162413)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Watchmen scratching "Gucci" onto a Truvada pill with a used syringe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643332&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162422)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Watchmen grinning up at you, his buckteeth poking out "I suck you now?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3445527&mc=154&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162432)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

your childhood dog mouthing "lmao" as the vet slams the oven door shut

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240754&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162469)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Assfaggot take on me

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3620277&mc=80&forum_id=2

Doobs will have a 20+ year career on the lots. Peterman will be lucky to last 5.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3693657&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162486)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4861025&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162489)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky school cafeteria

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5047707&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162502)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377957&mc=134&forum_id=2#38801564

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162527)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:30 PM
Author: Lime den

we get it, you like right wing humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162549)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162626)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

*cum squirts on Twist's face* *Seinfeld slap-bass riff plays*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2825704&mc=198&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162595)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162617)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

Craigslist: SIDSpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162624)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Halford was a genius

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901058&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162646)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162703)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

GOAT poaster ever IMHO.

Also inspired some of jshad’s finest work, like “ He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162980)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: autistic space turdskin

"put SantaPig in the subject line so I know you're not a weirdo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172436)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1355209

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162627)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

Workin With Pa: A POUCH TALE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162643)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

Got a little “rapey” with a diminutive Asian guy at the gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162656)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

All timer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162682)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly abode ladyboy

Whokebe having his first ever anal orgasm as jinx rails him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162681)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Forgot about doobs

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935982&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162738)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Staten Island brunch

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=234&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162757)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Original "crab forward" thread was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162779)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:54 PM
Author: Mahogany antidepressant drug

lawyers at pizza hut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162783)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

nigger.exe has stopped working

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2805031&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162825)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: autistic space turdskin

also jew.exe is consuming more system resources than required

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3544542&mc=212&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164955)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165013)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky school cafeteria

OP made most of the stupid threads he's praising right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162859)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162907)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant becky school cafeteria

so yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165006)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Snowy misanthropic set

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162910)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

He wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162913)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162921)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Treaty of Breezewood

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785815&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162873)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Totally missed this gem. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162919)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Onyx stirring hell half-breed

author of at least 3 threads above here; op's praise is one of the greatest achievements of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162935)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

180 threads man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162965)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162968)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Talented cowardly university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164868)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: white range

sure you are faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165002)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: Stimulating crusty stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44378057)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: bearded idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583163)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:02 PM
Author: startled cracking public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213886)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

*partner kicks u* *ur billables fly out like Sonic's rings*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874295&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162967)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: demanding impertinent kitchen psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164903)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"Let's hit the slopes," said the ski instructor so I decked the Azn brah

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908598&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44162978)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2833079&mc=300&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44163009)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3603709&mc=157&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164708)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Hard to laugh at this one since I saw it IRL :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164713)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Me too. But I still laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165038)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: autistic space turdskin

woman: "i did something horrible and now i feel terribly guilty"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1552283&mc=209&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164740)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164744)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

can someone plz poast the classic thread where evan39 does a lengthy stream of consciousness rant by a DC shrew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44164748)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant becky school cafeteria

the one describing the tranny waving her penis is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165011)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

that’s a great one. don’t know how to find it but that did remind me this one belongs itt:

inside a lady’s head…

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2762132&mc=290&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165057)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44165501)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal stock car

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=180&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583158)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

My man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583164)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583165)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

FBI agent, face shadowed, "Nobody could imagine this prostitution ring was 1 guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3777060&mc=164&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168789)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168829)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Jet Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347215)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

*johnsmeyer on stilts approaching roller coaster yard stick to 'fight song'*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3204879&mc=93&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168827)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168837)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: drab internet-worthy headpube pistol

TONS of biglaw burnouts end up lost in kickboxing underworld

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2774705&mc=193&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168847)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180127)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Bipolar pearl garrison love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44185893)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:00 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135701)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name called at LS graduation

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3370286&mc=114&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168849)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168911)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

what the fuck? biden's "speech" today was pre-recorded video @ empty parking lot

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4680774&mc=158&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168855)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"Exactly - it's imposter syndrome!" exclaimed the woman, who was incompetent.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3813749&mc=70&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44168992)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169412)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky school cafeteria

evan39 singing the little mermaid song...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169007)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

xvideos.com banner flash ad: WANNA FUCK SHARKLASERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3240762&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169106)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Boss smelled the cucumbers. I'm getting fired (evan39)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289931&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:13 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"Ew, don't flick his pissclit Erica, it'll probably make him cum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2861476&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169595)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wrinkle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48732039)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"He's gaslighting me," she said as she took her second SSRI dosage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3493434&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44169643)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182362)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

What if you straight up saw a dude get crushed by a pumpkin?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2093346&mc=102&forum_id=2

This thread is about a DECADE OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44171371)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: exciting chapel karate

Hey, how come none of my threads are in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44172391)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"Hi, who just joined?" "It'ssss meee, the virusssss" *everyone disconnects*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4488284&mc=194&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44174867)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: lilac crotch jap

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181711)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Bronze stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181951)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:30 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183065)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:12 PM
Author: pearly unholy meetinghouse

Did anyone post the historical survey of the family Rudolph thread? that one and TBF’s ‘Tommy T appellate brief TOC’ belong in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179692)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179903)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: Talented cowardly university

rudolph's is up top

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=567&forum_id=2#24561319 might be my favorite one-shot kill of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180018)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180124)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: House-broken razzmatazz skinny woman

TY, but it's hard to take credit when Rudolph makes it so terribly easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028826)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Offensive place of business

amazing thread in its own right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44179902)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

cr.

TYFYS, 6000 ants dressed like rice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180125)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

obeezy getting assraped in prison shower: "LOL at how easy it is to rile u up!"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3427537&mc=175&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44180563)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181726)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004225&mc=133&forum_id=2

Rachel Jeantel pens memoir: I Know How the Caged Bird Tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44181938)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

*peterman seizing on truck stop shower floor after getting donkey punched*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4149193&mc=40&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44182262)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

(oops, already above.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44183064)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"I still unload." --A nullo interviewed by gawker.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2858165&mc=76&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184102)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: racy slippery base

"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3753855&mc=137&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184138)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44184736)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine piazza people who are hurt

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364393)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Old lady donates body to science, gets used for military blast testing.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4355129&mc=109&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187316)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Orange contagious immigrant native

Hodor/WLMAS

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448795&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187355)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44187434)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

If the Name's Farooq, The Libs Will Puke

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3059514&mc=229&forum_id=2#29293075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Told secretary "your ass looks amazing in those pants"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068788



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196334)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"This is Rachel, our HR ninja" *bloated shrew makes karate hands*

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4278581&mc=232&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196813)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Ty forgot this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196972)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

yw. ty for making this thread. it is our Noah's Ark, & I am glad to see it at the top of the Weekly list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196976)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO SIP STRAIGHT FROM THE KEURIG MACHINE

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3028141&mc=56&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44196963)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

GOAT Thanksgiving thread:

Doobs at Thanksgiving table: "This stuffing is mushy, reminds me of pussy."

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049536&mc=227&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197012)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

partnership vote tomorrow morning

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&mc=169&forum_id=2

(origin of NO BREAKFAST meme)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197023)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: canary stubborn shitlib quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197309)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like Elena.mp3 (RSF remix)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3056215&mc=402&forum_id=2

sadly, we have lost the vocaroo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

REMEMBER YOUR JD TRAINING

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&mc=152&forum_id=2#29675081

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197100)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: Gaped heady pozpig lodge

Ex gf was shameless about her "stinky feet"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3471186&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197416)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: Violent mint casino masturbator

The comment in this thread:

NOT FLAME: MJ's song "They don't really care about us" was Anti-Jewish

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3283799&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44197434)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Balding Hunting Ground Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028495)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2736121&mc=279&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198033)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198250)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Hit old gypsy lady with my car. She brushed my cheek and said "biglaw." wtf

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3025323&mc=89&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198036)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

He's a biller queeeEEEN / a Goldman, a Silverstein / Finasteride, no self-esteem

(Queen - Killer Queen parody - link is to lyrics from someone who got the song wrong)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3746654&mc=89&forum_id=2#34318135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198054)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:36 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Craigslist: JENKEM PiG

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2901036&mc=66&forum_id=2#28410527

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198067)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"And now, pouchGouT has the weather. PouchGouT, how's the weekend looking?"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016706&mc=64&forum_id=2#28965320

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198074)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

*WWE announcer voice* "And Halford just threw DOOBS in the HUMBLER, oh my GOD"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2942493&mc=87&forum_id=2#28385085



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198082)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&mc=224&forum_id=2#26321329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198106)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Blackbat sitting on a bed of rice. Taste these roasted wings, prepare to die

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431963&mc=60&forum_id=2#42738046

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198213)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4431945&mc=113&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198219)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198249)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: frisky ivory senate friendly grandma

middle aged law shrew sending nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198231)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Your 8 y/o screaming at teacher that Shel Silverstein is "deranged kike bullshit

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4211221&mc=80&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198237)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Supple Cream Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198251)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2266053&mc=297&forum_id=2

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992541&mc=101&forum_id=2

Greatest monikers in xo history.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4636480&mc=321&forum_id=2

Post best randomized monikers ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198255)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Your future wife, crab walking nude down fraternity row, crooning for fuck

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986161&mc=123&forum_id=2

Chad began permanently altering ur future wife's DNA at 2:03 a.m

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2851250&mc=82&forum_id=2

The Moans of My Future Wife- By Johnsmeyer

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339338&mc=231&forum_id=2

ITT: xo male and his future wife go out for a night on the town

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894415&mc=184&forum_id=2

Your future wife sobbing as her mom tells her you are basically her last chance

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3184925&mc=108&forum_id=2

New TikTok trend where your future wife uses dance to act out a cum bath

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4773313&mc=142&forum_id=2

"This is my rock bottom" Chad sighs as he cums on your future wife's face

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2894189&mc=232&forum_id=2

your future wife's eyes spinning around like an odometer as chad racks up miles

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3644961&mc=160&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Grubhub ad with fat CGI minorities dancing is a bit on the nose

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4789714&mc=133&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198329)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:44 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

I want to be beaten to death by a baseball bat on live TV

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338961&mc=355&forum_id=2#28512050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198579)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

honiara pwning judge by replying "yep, i sentence you to a mental hospital"

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3754733&mc=98&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44198604)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199868)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260189)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: racy slippery base

QB Jimmy Clausen "likely has joined ISIS" says family

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673910&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199809)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Passionate self-centered stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44199875)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260181)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: shaky home international law enforcement agency

“ Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3066096&mc=152&forum_id=2

"Nothing in the rules says a Golden Retriever can't do Biglaw!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2827574&PHPSESSID=521cc0d634c44084ff87cdd2a8bc736d

My wife fucked our racist neighbor.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&mc=205&forum_id=2Ã



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44206168)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: very tactful parlour

That last one is amazing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260188)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: trip water buffalo tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222615)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Puce rebellious business firm partner

Prince Ali scene but it's Krampus rolling through Agrabah in his 2018 honda CR-V

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3902538&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44237536)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: autistic space turdskin

Told woman at McDonald's today to stop talking shit about McDonald's, lol

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649159&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44260003)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

evan39 appreciation thread:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&mc=103&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44377815)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Fuck MY LIFE- I fucked this PIG and now she is pregnant. Tattoos on face. omg

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5092246&mc=65&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44390995)



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Date: April 23rd, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: Bronze stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44391072)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Bronze stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583086)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583093)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: fragrant son of senegal gas station

follow up thread

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093070&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773286)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3587892&mc=217&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44570464)



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Glory boys vs. ham-and-eggers dichotomy introduced:

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&mc=65&forum_id=2#25825619

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44583072)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Turn famous book titles shitlib.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136153&mc=205&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44727589)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Silver Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747686)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse hospital

"I'd set her on fire before she lays eggs," BOM blurts out randomly on a bus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4238475&mc=118&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44747712)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

New TEEN CRAZE: Chobani Daddy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2996915&mc=153&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44867867)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

I've been reading the twitter of a chivago gang member with a hit on him

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3448649&mc=253&forum_id=2

(origin of "U AIN'T C'N CHRISTMAS")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927898)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44927908)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

"I'm a serious predator", cat says to self shortly before falling off table

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3043453&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#44928575)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Secrets of How I Tripled MY Hitting Speed in Just One Evening!

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45026646)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082896)



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Date: September 8th, 2022 8:11 AM
Author: canary stubborn shitlib quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45135737)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534482)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 2:24 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

is it just me or did John Lennon have an abnormally long ass crack

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4988317&forum_id=2#45028150

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028188)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

ppl who breakfast on hot mashed cereal like horsefaggots

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049457&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45028428)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Any top WoW guild is run better than any law firm in the world

(twins tp)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3273650&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082895)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

ITT: you give me prompts, questions or ideas and I submit them to advanced AI

(pepito)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5133639&mc=650&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45082899)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Guess: Boom thread or XXXTENTACION song

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4086860&mc=101&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45288721)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2359312&mc=127&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45359102)



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Date: October 27th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

MUSK FIRES ENTIRE TWITTER BOARDROOM AFTER TAKING OVER

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5221347&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45399901)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watching me do it (CSLG)

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&mc=293&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45452388)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534446)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Happy weekend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45516345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45534425)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Gushers releases new "Asian pussy" flavor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4999680&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45587500)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45667354)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

Anthony Bourdain eating garbage: "Oh yeah, that's amazing."

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541735&mc=139&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759243)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteride liquid like a water pistol*

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3796677&mc=43&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45759264)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

colt firing 2 belt-fed machine guns while I suck his dick to keep him awake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3783126&mc=146&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761319)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

*Fortunate Son plays* *helicopter appears on horizon, but the rotors are dicks*

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3545832&mc=126&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45761333)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Claret Marvelous Selfie

“god” can suck my fucking cock

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5262349&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45766823)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

12yo you, seeing you now & fighting back tears- "why doesnt he fight back"

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3553317&mc=233&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773229)



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Date: January 11th, 2023 10:23 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028358&mc=49&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45773266)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: racy slippery base

Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&mc=54&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45777261)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

"May I thrust?" "Yes." "May I thrust again?" "Yes." (lib por

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2735078&mc=71&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45889608)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

"Dis-ah pussy smerr awfur!" gagged DVP before cooking the rotten dead cat anyway

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3523940&mc=141&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891461)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:12 PM
Author: Dull philosopher-king

"Prison Rules: Using Homosexual Rape to Dominate in Business"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2049694&mc=100&forum_id=4

LETS ALL GET CREAMPIED AND LIQUORED UP IN THIS BIDNEZZZZZZZZZZZZ ("lets say heyyyy")

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1872564&mc=99&forum_id=4

"TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!"

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1871919&mc=136&forum_id=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891473)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891498)



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Date: February 5th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Dull philosopher-king

Zero deaths from Hurricane Katrina

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=248816&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45891482)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: misunderstood jew

THIS IS IS MY BRUNCH SONG / MY BLOWN OUT CUNT SONG

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3403997&mc=142&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45913163)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

u: trapped in alien cocoon wheezing "killl meee"; u: post on xo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2031736&mc=260&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941668)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

"I deserve this," u think to yourself as u settle into your 3rd hour of poasting

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3400190&mc=195&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45941677)



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Date: February 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

Kids hug lawyer dad after he slam dunks kikes online

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4775470&mc=61&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#45950867)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: very tactful parlour

Jared Fogle got his ass beat in prison.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136946&mc=122&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46012581)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 8:46 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

"Just taper the sides" (luis after not having the top cut for 18 months)

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626642&mc=92&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46852599)



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Date: September 30th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865510)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#46865558)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:24 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203691)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: very tactful parlour

Goddamn this is a treasure trove. Who is OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47203886)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Nighttime ratface

Announcing the xo moral compass (coach mcgirk / soupcan lid slasher)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5466109&forum_id=2#47215495

[love in-joke charts like these; for ex. used to do network diagrams of who had hooked up w/ whom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222602)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Talented cowardly university

if there are going to be attributions i think i deserve one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222627)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

I'm following the thread standard I've followed above of recognizing OP even when most of the work in the thread is done by others. But yes, itt you and MASE etc did yeoman's work & true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222742)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Talented cowardly university

it was a 3 poast thread heading for obscurity until i made the chart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47222753)



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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Nighttime ratface

This is like Behind the Music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#47223030)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48213841)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Offensive place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48347177)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: very tactful parlour

Standing in line to see Perrod tonight and there's a light on. Heavy loads.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444708&mc=190&forum_id=2#32021944

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364323)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained dragon whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364373)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: racy slippery base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503310)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained dragon whorehouse

Oh gimme the BeefBoy and free my soul...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285302&mc=538&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364379)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: very tactful parlour

This thread is a bort treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48364404)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

tired of bugs coming to my piss jug

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2317353&mc=110&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48503151)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: very tactful parlour

Oh yeah, I said life goes on / for an hour after the tuna oven turns on

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3485528&mc=163&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48516031)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Insecure topaz personal credit line candlestick maker

rust cohle spending 10 episodes looking for the guy with hair standing behind sp

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4214757&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48517193)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Irate travel guidebook market

in real life DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE (video)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5129587&mc=86&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48517624)



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Date: March 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: very tactful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48732028)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: very tactful parlour

"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=85&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059591&forum_id=2#48533819)