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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Violent Abode
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Lascivious hateful legend church
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Cerebral space gunner
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Violent Abode
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage
  06/27/25
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exciting bull headed stead nowag
  06/27/25
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out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
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Vigorous theatre degenerate
  06/27/25
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buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
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buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
sable chapel
  06/27/25
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Heady theater candlestick maker
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Razzle duck-like principal's office
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
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startled boiling water
  06/27/25
It's both
high-end mad-dog skullcap marketing idea
  06/27/25
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Vigorous theatre degenerate
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Bateful mexican
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
crusty charismatic volcanic crater quadroon
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Lascivious hateful legend church
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Exhilarant Lime Corner
  06/27/25
lmfao
Razzle duck-like principal's office
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Fear-inspiring boyish hall
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Vigorous theatre degenerate
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Fear-inspiring boyish hall
  06/27/25
lmao
buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage
  06/27/25
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Anal shrine sweet tailpipe
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Beta Ruddy Crotch
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Beta Ruddy Crotch
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
out-of-control carmine hell roommate
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Vigorous theatre degenerate
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Fear-inspiring boyish hall
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Vigorous theatre degenerate
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
appetizing domesticated genital piercing theater stage
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Nubile pit
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Violent Abode
  06/27/25
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Violent Abode
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Bateful mexican
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Bonkers Feces Idiot
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
unhinged cuckold
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Coral yarmulke roast beef
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
jet-lagged plaza sandwich
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Bonkers Feces Idiot
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
very tactful rose sound barrier
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
crusty charismatic volcanic crater quadroon
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
buff know-it-all stain
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
jet-lagged plaza sandwich
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Bonkers Feces Idiot
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Violent Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Lascivious hateful legend church

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cerebral space gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Violent Abode

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: exciting bull headed stead nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous theatre degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: sable chapel

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Heady theater candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle duck-like principal's office

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: startled boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: high-end mad-dog skullcap marketing idea

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous theatre degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Bateful mexican

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: crusty charismatic volcanic crater quadroon

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Lascivious hateful legend church

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Lime Corner

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle duck-like principal's office

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boyish hall

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Vigorous theatre degenerate

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boyish hall

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Titillating Maize Brunch Blood Rage

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Anal shrine sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Beta Ruddy Crotch

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Beta Ruddy Crotch

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: out-of-control carmine hell roommate

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Vigorous theatre degenerate

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring boyish hall

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vigorous theatre degenerate

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: appetizing domesticated genital piercing theater stage

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Nubile pit

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Violent Abode

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Violent Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Bateful mexican

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bonkers Feces Idiot

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: unhinged cuckold

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Coral yarmulke roast beef

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged plaza sandwich

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Bonkers Feces Idiot

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: very tactful rose sound barrier

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: crusty charismatic volcanic crater quadroon

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: buff know-it-all stain

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged plaza sandwich

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bonkers Feces Idiot

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)