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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Mischievous twisted tattoo box office
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
fluffy kitchen
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
fluffy kitchen
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
fluffy kitchen
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
fluffy kitchen
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
dp..
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
fluffy kitchen
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  01/11/06
<3
Vivacious Poppy Parlor
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
underhanded maize library electric furnace
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Vivacious Poppy Parlor
  05/10/06
agreed.
underhanded maize library electric furnace
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Aromatic bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Vigorous up-to-no-good psychic
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Vigorous up-to-no-good psychic
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Excitant flickering gaping
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
chartreuse field coffee pot
  05/10/06
hi
talking resort
  07/19/06
Bump.
underhanded maize library electric furnace
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Chrome sinister station french chef
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
adulterous cordovan juggernaut
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
Mind-boggling red stead
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Mustard titillating becky tanning salon
  09/28/06
sure
Mind-boggling red stead
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Idiotic center partner
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Purple orchestra pit yarmulke
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Blathering haunting dopamine
  10/23/06
scoop
Vivacious Poppy Parlor
  08/29/07
...
Lascivious brass puppy digit ratio
  11/07/07
120
Silver Dashing Temple
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
Grizzly Sticky Location
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
stimulating pozpig
  05/08/08
...
razzmatazz principal's office mood
  05/28/08
...
talented brilliant boltzmann parlour
  08/08/08
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talented brilliant boltzmann parlour
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
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  08/08/08
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  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Mischievous twisted tattoo box office

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: fluffy kitchen

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: fluffy kitchen

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: fluffy kitchen

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: fluffy kitchen

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: fluffy kitchen

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Poppy Parlor

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: underhanded maize library electric furnace

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Poppy Parlor

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: underhanded maize library electric furnace

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good psychic

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous up-to-no-good psychic

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Excitant flickering gaping

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: chartreuse field coffee pot

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: talking resort

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: underhanded maize library electric furnace

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Chrome sinister station french chef

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: adulterous cordovan juggernaut

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling red stead

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Mustard titillating becky tanning salon

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling red stead

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Idiotic center partner

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Purple orchestra pit yarmulke

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Blathering haunting dopamine

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Poppy Parlor

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Lascivious brass puppy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Silver Dashing Temple

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Grizzly Sticky Location

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating pozpig

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: talented brilliant boltzmann parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: talented brilliant boltzmann parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: useless tan ticket booth legal warrant

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy clear church building clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)