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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
orchid talented locus twinkling uncleanness
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Pungent factory reset button
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Pungent factory reset button
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Pungent factory reset button
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Pungent factory reset button
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
dp..
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Pungent factory reset button
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  01/11/06
<3
violent sex offender
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
violent sex offender
  05/10/06
agreed.
twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Sable space
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Sable space
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
chocolate station codepig
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  05/10/06
haha, noted
chocolate station codepig
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
soggy pervert
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Fantasy-prone home place of business
  05/10/06
hi
Sienna principal's office
  07/19/06
Bump.
twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
hateful odious keepsake machete national
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Swashbuckling Plaza Wrinkle
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
ivory regret whorehouse
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum
  09/28/06
sure
ivory regret whorehouse
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Puce Frum Site Coffee Pot
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Contagious impressive set stain
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Blue fragrant roast beef newt
  10/23/06
scoop
violent sex offender
  08/29/07
...
sepia outnumbered center nibblets
  11/07/07
120
Flirting Bat-shit-crazy Step-uncle's House
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
Aqua Weed Whacker
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
idiotic pearly house electric furnace
  05/08/08
...
electric white old irish cottage
  05/28/08
...
180 location
  08/08/08
...
180 location
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
Awkward Goal In Life
  08/08/08
...
Flickering bateful cuckoldry dilemma
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: orchid talented locus twinkling uncleanness

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: violent sex offender

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: violent sex offender

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Sable space

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Sable space

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: chocolate station codepig

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: chocolate station codepig

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: soggy pervert

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone home place of business

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Sienna principal's office

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: twinkling at-the-ready sound barrier brunch

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: hateful odious keepsake machete national

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Plaza Wrinkle

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: ivory regret whorehouse

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Low-t cruel-hearted personal credit line forum

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: ivory regret whorehouse

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Puce Frum Site Coffee Pot

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Contagious impressive set stain

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Blue fragrant roast beef newt

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: violent sex offender

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: sepia outnumbered center nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Flirting Bat-shit-crazy Step-uncle's House

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Aqua Weed Whacker

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: idiotic pearly house electric furnace

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: electric white old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: 180 location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: 180 location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Awkward Goal In Life

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Flickering bateful cuckoldry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)