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250K to invest. Should I just drop it in a Vanguard fund?

VTSAX or some other fund? Family keep telling me to get a mo...
Bespoke Hospital
  12/26/21
your family is a bunch of retards
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
Goys, we can say goys here
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
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Scarlet boyish laser beams university
  12/26/21
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bisexual stage
  12/26/21
Yes but don’t use the mutual fund. Use the ETF version...
Glittery Boistinker Cruise Ship
  12/26/21
Tons of veteran stock market experts say we're in the late s...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
That’s true but it depends some on time horizon. If yo...
Glittery Boistinker Cruise Ship
  12/26/21
These are different times. Once the market collapses this ti...
Fighting bateful lodge
  12/26/21
That's possible, since the current bubble isn't based on pro...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
If it doesn’t go back up then we are all fucked no mat...
pearly milk
  12/26/21
yes, but don't put it in at once. $20k a week over 25 weeks...
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
Why IVV or ITOT?
Bespoke Hospital
  12/26/21
just look up the broad-market based ETF with the lowest expe...
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
That’s basically what I do by I’m in like 6-7 di...
Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business
  12/26/21
Get a mortgage on a ranch in Patagonia.
ocher charismatic cuckoldry
  12/26/21
yeah do it now after a several-year-old bull market when val...
misunderstood shitlib locale
  12/26/21
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avocado high-end native patrolman
  12/26/21
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Stubborn temple boltzmann
  12/26/21
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Fighting bateful lodge
  12/26/21
What are your recs?
Bespoke Hospital
  12/26/21
Short the S&P apparently
multi-colored den
  12/26/21
a disastrous strategy in the face of 7% inflation.
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
Huh. Who is suddenly out of work.
Jade tantric senate
  12/26/21
https://media.mauinow.com/file/mauinow/2021/04/Unemployment-...
misunderstood shitlib locale
  12/26/21
That’s a chart of Hawaii stupid. The state is highly d...
Bearded motley rehab
  12/26/21
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Demanding Field Pocket Flask
  12/26/21
What proportion of your investable assets is that?
Irate Office
  12/26/21
That’s it besides another 50K in crypto
Bespoke Hospital
  12/26/21
LJL at hiring a fucking wealth manager. You should have ...
Irate Office
  12/26/21
MFCR you don’t need a money manager until you have 10M...
Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business
  12/26/21
maybe dump it in a target date retirement fund so you get so...
self-absorbed plaza
  12/26/21
target date funds are a scam and ljl at exposure to bonds
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
ok cool very convincing
self-absorbed plaza
  12/26/21
cr just do invest in bonds at a time when most bonds are sel...
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
hmm it's almost as if the purpose of holding bonds is someth...
self-absorbed plaza
  12/26/21
might as well just hold it in cash given how gay bonds are r...
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
Series I savings bonds. Assuming married-mo, can still get $...
Big-titted coldplay fan shrine
  12/26/21
The Vanguard target date funds are extremely cheap. I’...
Big-titted coldplay fan shrine
  12/26/21
...
self-absorbed plaza
  12/26/21
$Sol
Garnet racy national athletic conference
  12/26/21
What should I do with $400k of cash. It's about 15% of inve...
aphrodisiac alpha
  12/26/21
For everyone saying the market is due for a massive crash, t...
mind-boggling angry center
  12/26/21
Ppl have been saying market has been do for a crash since 20...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
I know. It might go up another 100%, but it also might eat s...
mind-boggling angry center
  12/26/21
Goldman Sachs savings account paying .5%. The point isn't to...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
if its money u wont need for 5 years or more then just put i...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
I guess, but stock selling by insiders is at record levels. ...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
ljl as i said ppl have been "predicting" its OVER ...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
Insiders haven't been selling stocks at record levels for ye...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
i dont know nigga, is there past data showing that when insi...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
Obviously- insiders are required to disclose their stock mov...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
but i think they dont just sell randomly, they file to do it...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
Just to be clear, your approach could well turn out to be pr...
Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm
  12/26/21
cash ain't risk free brother
self-absorbed plaza
  12/26/21
just hold cash when inflation is 20%
180 citrine quadroon
  12/26/21
I think a lot of the selling is insiders locking in capital ...
olive chapel
  12/27/21
lots of insider selling is more in response to Democrt tax p...
heady transparent base
  12/26/21
isnt there evidence the fed is going to save us in any crash...
green dingle berry
  12/26/21
Fintech already crashed I put a fair amount in UPST, AFRM...
Frozen Concupiscible Potus Forum
  12/26/21
Series I savings bonds, married-mos can get $45,000 total in...
Big-titted coldplay fan shrine
  12/26/21
Don’t do cash. Just put it in a high dividend ETF fun ...
aquamarine garrison fanboi
  12/26/21
Physical bullion
Demanding Field Pocket Flask
  12/26/21
We had the massive crash in Feb/March 2020. Its been done...
Soggy black orchestra pit internal respiration
  12/27/21
Put it all in on Portillos stock
Yellow nofapping doctorate station
  12/26/21
Just do VOO and VUG or VGT if you want a bit more risky tech...
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
Ljl didn’t you recommend ARKW or ARKK early 2021
Fighting bateful lodge
  12/26/21
mean poast
Odious sexy hell
  12/26/21
So would it best to just pay down debt at 3% than invest in ...
slate digit ratio
  12/26/21
lol no
green dingle berry
  12/26/21
So as usual xo regards every option as idiotic with no solut...
slate digit ratio
  12/26/21
u should give all of ur money to charity for tranny surgerie...
avocado high-end native patrolman
  12/26/21
u can easily get better returns than that
green dingle berry
  12/26/21
life is idiotic with no solution
Kink-friendly house
  12/26/21
Why would you pay anything but the minimum on a 3% loan when...
olive chapel
  12/27/21
the rational thing to do if you're avg age xoxo is to dump i...
heady transparent base
  12/26/21
JFC xoxo. Nobody thought to ask the OP when he needs this mo...
supple menage
  12/26/21
literally this entire board timed the market last year
rose excitant stage
  12/26/21
I did but that’s because the market bottomed when my b...
Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business
  12/26/21
i agree with all of this, except, not all pumos are racist
fishy piazza tattoo
  12/27/21
I want to put $6,000 in a Roth IRA. Should I wait until the...
big jet-lagged institution
  12/26/21
Put it in now and do it again on jan 1st. Then u have cash f...
Demanding Field Pocket Flask
  12/26/21
Scam internet coins, collectible plates, and gold bullion
slippery hunting ground stead
  12/27/21


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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: Bespoke Hospital

VTSAX or some other fund? Family keep telling me to get a money manager but I don’t want to pay the high fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677246)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

your family is a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677442)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:33 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

Goys, we can say goys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677556)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Scarlet boyish laser beams university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678682)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:49 PM
Author: bisexual stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681125)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:37 AM
Author: Glittery Boistinker Cruise Ship

Yes but don’t use the mutual fund. Use the ETF versions of the same funds. Slight tax benefits because the ETFs don’t have to redeem folks out at NAV in cash, requiring securities sales, and triggering a little more cap gain to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677254)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:37 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

Tons of veteran stock market experts say we're in the late stages of a bubble that is destined to crash. Risky point to enter into the market, but, on the other hand, they've been saying that for years now and it's kept going up. So feel free to go with Vanguard, but don't kid yourself that serious risk isn't involved at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677257)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Glittery Boistinker Cruise Ship

That’s true but it depends some on time horizon. If you invested at the peaks in 1987, 1990, 2000, 2007, you’d still be way up now. Hard to perfectly time investing at each trough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677271)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:44 AM
Author: Fighting bateful lodge

These are different times. Once the market collapses this time it won’t go up again :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677284)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:50 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

That's possible, since the current bubble isn't based on productivity or America making good products (lol) but on Fed bullshit, huge deficit spending by Congress, and this whole "meme" outlook on stocks that has made a lot of investors think reality, profits, etc don't matter anymore. Fundamentals will always matter in the long run, since a stock is basically nothing more than the present value of the future profits of a company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677305)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: pearly milk

If it doesn’t go back up then we are all fucked no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678636)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

yes, but don't put it in at once. $20k a week over 25 weeks. and put it in IVV or ITOT instead.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677281)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:49 AM
Author: Bespoke Hospital

Why IVV or ITOT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677300)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

just look up the broad-market based ETF with the lowest expense ratio and invest in that one. i'm assuming it's IVV but just look it up yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677473)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business

That’s basically what I do by I’m in like 6-7 different ones and maybe 2-3 of the top all time mutual funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678046)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:44 AM
Author: ocher charismatic cuckoldry

Get a mortgage on a ranch in Patagonia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677287)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: misunderstood shitlib locale

yeah do it now after a several-year-old bull market when valuations are at 1999 levels and millions are suddenly out of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677290)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:49 AM
Author: avocado high-end native patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677299)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:51 AM
Author: Stubborn temple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677310)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: Fighting bateful lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677313)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: Bespoke Hospital

What are your recs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677314)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored den

Short the S&P apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677540)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

a disastrous strategy in the face of 7% inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677604)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: Jade tantric senate

Huh. Who is suddenly out of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678396)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:30 PM
Author: misunderstood shitlib locale

https://media.mauinow.com/file/mauinow/2021/04/Unemployment-Rate-Chart-March-2020-2-1024x546.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678717)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: Bearded motley rehab

That’s a chart of Hawaii stupid. The state is highly dependent on tourism it shuttered. US average is 5% https://www.bts.gov/sites/bts.dot.gov/files/pictures/Nov-2021-Transpo-Unemployment.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678728)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: Demanding Field Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681123)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:49 AM
Author: Irate Office

What proportion of your investable assets is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677302)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:52 AM
Author: Bespoke Hospital

That’s it besides another 50K in crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677312)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:55 AM
Author: Irate Office

LJL at hiring a fucking wealth manager.

You should have been putting it in the market slowly over time.

Put $100k of it in stable coins earning a guaranteed 9% / year on Blockfi.

Put the rest into a boring low fee Sp500 ETF in weekly chunks over the course of a year.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677331)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business

MFCR you don’t need a money manager until you have 10MM or really ever if you are financially literate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678145)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed plaza

maybe dump it in a target date retirement fund so you get some exposure to international stocks and bonds instead of just dumping it all in VTSAX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677324)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

target date funds are a scam

and ljl at exposure to bonds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677435)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: self-absorbed plaza

ok cool very convincing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677453)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

cr just do invest in bonds at a time when most bonds are selling for way over face value and also yielding negative returns when adjusted for inflation. what could go wrong

also just do pay 10-20x the expense ratio that you'd pay by just investing in a vanilla ETF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677462)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed plaza

hmm it's almost as if the purpose of holding bonds is something other than maximizing returns in the short run, curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677483)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly house

might as well just hold it in cash given how gay bonds are right now and given that they can still lose value but cash can't. also bonds have been gay for the past 10 years. you would've lost like 20% of the value of your investment in real terms over that period investing in bonds.

in any event, a target fund for a young won't have very much money in bonds at the moment. so why not just invest in an equivalent ETF, then move some money slowly to a bond ETF yourself in 10 years if you're going to be a bond fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677544)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Big-titted coldplay fan shrine

Series I savings bonds. Assuming married-mo, can still get $20k in for 2021, plus $20k next month and another $5k with your tax return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678655)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Big-titted coldplay fan shrine

The Vanguard target date funds are extremely cheap. I’m in the 2050 one and total fees are 0.09%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678642)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678738)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: Garnet racy national athletic conference

$Sol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677318)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alpha

What should I do with $400k of cash. It's about 15% of investable assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677476)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling angry center

For everyone saying the market is due for a massive crash, the what is the cr move with cash rn? Seems ridiculous to just keep it in even a “high rate” savings account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677531)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:33 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

Ppl have been saying market has been do for a crash since 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677559)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling angry center

I know. It might go up another 100%, but it also might eat shit tomorrow and I just want to know what these folks are doing with their cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677588)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

Goldman Sachs savings account paying .5%. The point isn't to make money, it's to just keep it until there's a market correction. You get the ability to do other stuff each day besides follow the market and not have to worry about a crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677864)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

if its money u wont need for 5 years or more then just put it in VOO whenever, it wont matter in the long run, maybe the market has a 10-15% correction but its quite doubtful it willl be worse than that unless there's a major event like covid or bear stearns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677871)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

I guess, but stock selling by insiders is at record levels. I don't want to enter the market at a time when CEOs, etc are leaving it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677879)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

ljl as i said ppl have been "predicting" its OVER for years now, i just learned to not pay attention, at BEST you can maybe time the market for 2-3% pullbacks and then buy but thinking u can time it for a 30%+ pullback is just foolish cause no one has a clue when that will happen, we just had a pretty decent pullback, its actually quite likely they'll be a solid run for a couple months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677893)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

Insiders haven't been selling stocks at record levels for years now. Why do you think it's smart to buy stocks of a company whose CEO is selling it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677902)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

i dont know nigga, is there past data showing that when insiders sell the market tanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677922)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:38 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

Obviously- insiders are required to disclose their stock moves.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/01/ceos-and-insiders-sell-a-record-69-billion-of-their-stock.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677940)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:40 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

but i think they dont just sell randomly, they file to do it months in advance, set prices they wld be ok selling

but whatever, nigganigganigag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677956)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Autistic passionate trailer park pisswyrm

Just to be clear, your approach could well turn out to be profitable. None of us truly knows, but the risk-reward ratio doesn't seem favorable to me now. At a bare minimum, by being in cash I buy myself the freedom from having to follow this stuff - I can turn my thoughts to more worthwhile matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677966)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: self-absorbed plaza

cash ain't risk free brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677992)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: 180 citrine quadroon

just hold cash when inflation is 20%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678065)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:19 AM
Author: olive chapel

I think a lot of the selling is insiders locking in capital gains before any potential tax hikes by Biden next year.

Stock comp and options have gotten really popular since ITE, so I would expect insider selling to trend up over time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681192)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: heady transparent base

lots of insider selling is more in response to Democrt tax policy for 2022 and less about some faggot CEO knowing which direction the broad market is going

faggot ceos also don't want to pay more taxes when they can avoid it, despite all the faggoty lipservice they give to fucking faggot as hell shitlibs.

so sell in 2021 pay lower rate tax compared to next year, then buy back in at a higher cost basis, it's like voluntarily paying your taxes early becuase you iknow if you pay later you will get raped by the faggots you helped put in office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678355)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:37 AM
Author: green dingle berry

isnt there evidence the fed is going to save us in any crash? i vote dumping it in now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677927)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Frozen Concupiscible Potus Forum

Fintech already crashed

I put a fair amount in UPST, AFRM, MQ recently. SQ is down too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678648)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Big-titted coldplay fan shrine

Series I savings bonds, married-mos can get $45,000 total in easily by spring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678659)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: aquamarine garrison fanboi

Don’t do cash. Just put it in a high dividend ETF fun like HANDL, which basically guarantees 7% dividend. It’s free money as long as inflation quiets down a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43679033)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:49 PM
Author: Demanding Field Pocket Flask

Physical bullion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681128)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Soggy black orchestra pit internal respiration

We had the massive crash in Feb/March 2020.

Its been done.

This is the safest time to invest in equities.

Plus, in 2024 they are going to do everything they can to pump the economy for Brandon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681175)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Yellow nofapping doctorate station

Put it all in on Portillos stock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677570)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Odious sexy hell

Just do VOO and VUG or VGT if you want a bit more risky tech shit

Maybe also worth just putting some in solid stooks like AAPL or MA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677624)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:40 AM
Author: Fighting bateful lodge

Ljl didn’t you recommend ARKW or ARKK early 2021

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677957)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 12:32 PM
Author: Odious sexy hell

mean poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678242)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:39 AM
Author: slate digit ratio

So would it best to just pay down debt at 3% than invest in “market”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677945)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: green dingle berry

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677976)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: slate digit ratio

So as usual xo regards every option as idiotic with no solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43677993)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: avocado high-end native patrolman

u should give all of ur money to charity for tranny surgeries and then claim ownership of the trannies they operated on w ur money and then rent them out to trannyfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678012)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: green dingle berry

u can easily get better returns than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678072)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly house

life is idiotic with no solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678933)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:11 AM
Author: olive chapel

Why would you pay anything but the minimum on a 3% loan when inflation is at nearly 7%? The market is basically giving you a free 4%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681180)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: heady transparent base

the rational thing to do if you're avg age xoxo is to dump in market on mOnday (vti, itot, or any other TOTAL MARKET USA FUND), but things are crzy and the world is flipped and the jews are in level 10 of their demonic influences, so who knows when the world resopnds with another attempt at the Solution, but in the meantime, no one would call you crazy for dollar cost averaging a 5-7K into th emarket every week, but make it a process, i.e., EVERY fucking week, even in down weeks. in practice, faggots get gun shy in early stages of market retraction, thinking OH SHIT THIS IS THE BIG ONE, and by hte time they find the balls to act on the 2 percent dip the market has alrady fully recovered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678425)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 1:59 PM
Author: supple menage

JFC xoxo. Nobody thought to ask the OP when he needs this money? The optimal investment plan if he is saving for retirement in 40 years is very different than if he is saving for a down payment or grad school in a couple years.

I will assume that the OP has a long time horizon. In that case, my reaction is to just dump the entire thing into a target-date retirement fund and forget about it. It's easy and brainless, and it's highly unlikely that anything will go horribly wrong.

I agree with other poasters that the market is looking a little frothy right now. It is extremely unlikely that we will continue to 16-17% annual returns. There is a good chance that we will see some kind of correction. If not, then there is a high chance of flat returns for a while.

However, timing the market is a sucker's game. Almost nobody can do it right. Yes, it's possible that the market will crash in a few months. It could also go up another 20% in the next year. If I really had a good idea of what the market was going to do in the short term, I would be calling my broker rather than sharing my tip with a punch of racist pumos. So I think that the idea of holding cash and hoping to "buy the dip" is not a great idea.

If it will cause you major emotional trauma if you buy at the top of the market, you can slowly dollar-cost average into market over a couple months (or even a year). I'm usually not a big proponent of this approach, because the market goes up more often than it goes down, so most of the time this will cost you money. But if you're going to hate yourself every time you check your balance for the next five years if you buy at the top, then you can dollar-cost average to avoid that.

HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678567)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 2:37 PM
Author: rose excitant stage

literally this entire board timed the market last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678733)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: Violent Khaki New Version Place Of Business

I did but that’s because the market bottomed when my bonus hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678985)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 12:20 AM
Author: fishy piazza tattoo

i agree with all of this, except, not all pumos are racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681199)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: big jet-lagged institution

I want to put $6,000 in a Roth IRA. Should I wait until the market crashes? Apparently, I have until April 15, 2022.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43678991)



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Date: December 26th, 2021 11:52 PM
Author: Demanding Field Pocket Flask

Put it in now and do it again on jan 1st. Then u have cash for crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681133)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 7:31 AM
Author: slippery hunting ground stead

Scam internet coins, collectible plates, and gold bullion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993822&forum_id=2#43681767)