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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
snowy goyim field
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
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misanthropic aggressive den
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
Vermilion sound barrier
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
Vermilion sound barrier
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
Vermilion sound barrier
  07/16/26
good at computer
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
autistic hell internal respiration
  07/16/26
sand nigger
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
lime patrolman
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
Vermilion sound barrier
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
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Wine abnormal genital piercing
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
appetizing puppy
  07/16/26
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Hot bearded candlestick maker water buffalo
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
anal garrison
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
Vermilion sound barrier
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
lime patrolman
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
lime patrolman
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
Provocative nursing home idea he suggested
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
Provocative nursing home idea he suggested
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
comical hyperactive university
  07/16/26
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emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
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Vermilion sound barrier
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
Jade Irradiated Library
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
emerald resort shitlib
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
Jade Irradiated Library
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
Know-it-all Stimulating Giraffe
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
Cerebral alpha property
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
lime patrolman
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
Internet-worthy plaza
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
emerald resort shitlib
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
emerald resort shitlib
  08/10/26
trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday,...
shekky abramowitz
  08/14/26
trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but th...
shekky abramowitz
  08/18/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004522)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: snowy goyim field

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

you are into lobsters huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004534)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: misanthropic aggressive den



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004527)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004536)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004545)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

good at computer

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: autistic hell internal respiration

i'm gonna vomit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004573)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

sand nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004575)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: lime patrolman

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Wine abnormal genital piercing



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: appetizing puppy

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Hot bearded candlestick maker water buffalo



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: anal garrison

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: lime patrolman

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: lime patrolman

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home idea he suggested

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home idea he suggested

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: comical hyperactive university

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Library

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Jade Irradiated Library

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all Stimulating Giraffe

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Cerebral alpha property

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: lime patrolman

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Internet-worthy plaza

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: emerald resort shitlib

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50057616)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained))

trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday, which was really cool, and then a ghost tour at night. today, we did a whale watching boat (kind of a bust - we saw some porpoises and a huge sun fish but no whales - 3.5 hours), then a trolly tour that was about 2 hours that took us to a lighthouse.

going to old orchard beach tomorrow, which has rides and stuff, then maybe this wildlife preserve. canobie lake park came highly recommended, but i got outvoted on that. too much time.

sunday we're driving to boston, then monday we will do one of those duck tours, and i guess some other shit. we fly home monday evening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50068647)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained))

trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but that's the risk you take.

saturday, we went to old orchard beach and rode rides. got in the water for like 5 minutes and it was insanely cold.

sunday, we drove to boston and on the way stopped at a huge chinese restaurant called Kowloon for lunch. did a duck tour (which was actually pretty awesome), then went to the top of the prudential tower then italian for dinner.

yesterday, we did this optical illusion museum (i feel like every city has one of these), which the kids liked, then the paul revere house and then the boston tea party boat/museum, which was much better than i thought it would be. then we walked to boston common, then came home. flight was 1.5 hrs delayed because a bunch of air traffic controllers apparently called out or some shit.

definitely going back next year but will stay longer and go farther north and make our way down south. maybe bangor/acadia to portland to boston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50076048)