hi, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235498)

still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself

nobody told you to watch it without context. you should have been watching the show already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235494)

I don't like her standup that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235472)

“One time I said to a guy that, ‘I loved learning new things. I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said NYMPHOMANIAC….so he fucked me. And I said ‘No, no no…I said INFO. I’m an INFOmaniac’ And he said ‘Well, here’s some info…you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’”

“I hate smoking sections. Unless it’s Jim Carrey’s The Mask. Then the smoking section is my favorite part!”

“I’m not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I’m gay.”

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Remember the Obama-Galifianakis Funny or Die video?

Galifianakis: So are you gonna run a third time?

Obama: I don’t think that’d be a very good idea. That’d be like making a third Hangover movie.

I thought that was by far the best joke in that thing and maybe any thing I watched last year. I found out today that it was a Wittels original. Of course.

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He really seemed to relish getting laughs out of other comedians. Last night, the Parks writers staff and other friends shared Harris stories. One of my favorites was there was a serious email from NBC about a big sexual harassment seminar. Serious execs are CC’d along with Harris and the writers. Harris writes back, REPLY ALL, with this gem — now keep in mind EVERYONE is on this email, all the crew, so many higher level producers and execs, here we go:

http://imgur.com/D3VLeOr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235546)

xo scott rudin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235551)