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excitant brethren shrine
  07/01/15
My gf likes her.
beady-eyed senate
  07/01/15
i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ...
electric mahogany kitty
  07/01/15
lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i l...
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
yeah, i can't take it. hi, btw.
aphrodisiac heaven puppy
  07/01/15
I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu...
autistic mustard selfie cuck
  07/01/15
rofl i actually really like the end
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
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awkward plaza mad cow disease
  03/12/22
this is really funny actually
insecure marketing idea church building
  07/20/15
this is interesting but not funny
sepia disgusting property
  07/20/15
I can see why virgins generally don't get her
Razzmatazz fanboi depressive
  07/01/15
how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?
cream center generalized bond
  07/01/15
I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.
Razzmatazz fanboi depressive
  07/01/15
nice
overrated glassy trailer park athletic conference
  07/01/15
She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisin...
Razzmatazz fanboi depressive
  07/01/15
That's why u gay
Laughsome French Chef
  07/01/15
do u like boys too?
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not
Razzmatazz fanboi depressive
  07/01/15
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zippy whorehouse
  07/20/15
lol dennis
Lascivious elastic band locus
  08/10/17
don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's tal...
Sick supple philosopher-king gunner
  07/01/15
she's not even remotely amusing
razzle school cafeteria double fault
  07/01/15
never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to...
dashing immigrant
  07/01/15
omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one cl...
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
? still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself ...
dashing immigrant
  07/01/15
that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny. ...
Sick supple philosopher-king gunner
  07/01/15
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irradiated ladyboy address
  07/01/15
ljl
Bateful disrespectful jap parlour
  07/01/15
sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in par...
irradiated ladyboy address
  07/01/15
(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have...
Sick supple philosopher-king gunner
  07/01/15
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effete hall
  07/01/15
culturally jewish jews then.
irradiated ladyboy address
  07/01/15
what about aziz ansari or margaret cho
effete hall
  07/01/15
rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/1116...
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.
irradiated ladyboy address
  07/01/15
here are some of my fav parts:
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
you know who wrote funny emails? xo scott rudin
dashing immigrant
  07/01/15
link?
alcoholic hilarious pistol set
  07/01/15
lol that email is 180
Insane Bat-shit-crazy Cruise Ship Kitty Cat
  07/20/15
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excitant brethren shrine
  07/20/15
awful.
Hyperactive foreskin
  07/20/15
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excitant brethren shrine
  12/14/16
she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathro...
Infuriating sickened skinny woman
  12/14/16
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excitant brethren shrine
  03/12/22
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House-broken sanctuary lettuce
  03/12/22
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fuchsia 180 stage
  03/12/22
Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly...
hideous coral church
  03/12/22
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House-broken sanctuary lettuce
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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: excitant brethren shrine



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed senate

My gf likes her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235315)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3Y7BiMt9E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235318)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: electric mahogany kitty

this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ0pzbA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235322)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i like how most of them get increasingly bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235427)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven puppy

yeah, i can't take it.

hi, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235498)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: autistic mustard selfie cuck

I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu.be/4u_Hyw80Yqo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235439)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

rofl i actually really like the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235479)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: awkward plaza mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44136451)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: insecure marketing idea church building

this is really funny actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377071)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: sepia disgusting property

this is interesting but not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377210)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi depressive

I can see why virgins generally don't get her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235320)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: cream center generalized bond

how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235332)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi depressive

I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235353)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: overrated glassy trailer park athletic conference

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235376)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi depressive

She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisingly good head. It was fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235415)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Laughsome French Chef

That's why u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235390)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

do u like boys too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235453)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fanboi depressive

yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235460)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377078)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 6:10 AM
Author: Lascivious elastic band locus

lol dennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#33955452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Sick supple philosopher-king gunner

don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's talented and funny, fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235424)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: razzle school cafeteria double fault

she's not even remotely amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: dashing immigrant

never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to sing schumers praises, doesnt "get" silicon valley the tv show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235469)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one clip w/o context. even that part made me lol a lot when i saw it in the actual episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235485)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: dashing immigrant

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still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself

nobody told you to watch it without context. you should have been watching the show already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235494)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Sick supple philosopher-king gunner

that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny.

I don't like her standup that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235472)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: irradiated ladyboy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235474)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Bateful disrespectful jap parlour

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235471)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: irradiated ladyboy address

sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in particular. the popularity of this talentless shrew and louis ck = white privilege in action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235492)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: Sick supple philosopher-king gunner

(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have been killed by the Nazis for being Jewish)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235502)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: effete hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235508)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: irradiated ladyboy address

culturally jewish jews then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235517)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: effete hall

what about aziz ansari or margaret cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235504)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/111613105129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235516)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: irradiated ladyboy address

YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235529)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set
Subject: here are some of my fav parts:

“One time I said to a guy that, ‘I loved learning new things. I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said NYMPHOMANIAC….so he fucked me. And I said ‘No, no no…I said INFO. I’m an INFOmaniac’ And he said ‘Well, here’s some info…you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’”

“I hate smoking sections. Unless it’s Jim Carrey’s The Mask. Then the smoking section is my favorite part!”

“I’m not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I’m gay.”

.

Remember the Obama-Galifianakis Funny or Die video?

Galifianakis: So are you gonna run a third time?

Obama: I don’t think that’d be a very good idea. That’d be like making a third Hangover movie.

I thought that was by far the best joke in that thing and maybe any thing I watched last year. I found out today that it was a Wittels original. Of course.

.

He really seemed to relish getting laughs out of other comedians. Last night, the Parks writers staff and other friends shared Harris stories. One of my favorites was there was a serious email from NBC about a big sexual harassment seminar. Serious execs are CC’d along with Harris and the writers. Harris writes back, REPLY ALL, with this gem — now keep in mind EVERYONE is on this email, all the crew, so many higher level producers and execs, here we go:

http://imgur.com/D3VLeOr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235546)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: dashing immigrant

you know who wrote funny emails?

xo scott rudin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235551)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: alcoholic hilarious pistol set

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235566)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Insane Bat-shit-crazy Cruise Ship Kitty Cat

lol that email is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377761)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: excitant brethren shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377037)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive foreskin

awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377217)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: excitant brethren shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#32142783)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Infuriating sickened skinny woman

she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathroom humor. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#32142795)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: excitant brethren shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135201)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: House-broken sanctuary lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135203)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135205)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: hideous coral church

Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly feel kinda bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135267)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: House-broken sanctuary lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44138599)