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Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal
  07/01/15
My gf likes her.
razzle dysfunction university
  07/01/15
i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ...
Slate Concupiscible Brunch Tank
  07/01/15
lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i l...
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
yeah, i can't take it. hi, btw.
Deep Offensive Theater Stage Lettuce
  07/01/15
I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu...
cracking institution idiot
  07/01/15
rofl i actually really like the end
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
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fishy gay wizard half-breed
  03/12/22
this is really funny actually
Navy pea-brained boltzmann
  07/20/15
this is interesting but not funny
talented tantric mood center
  07/20/15
I can see why virgins generally don't get her
plum headpube
  07/01/15
how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?
Multi-colored Church
  07/01/15
I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.
plum headpube
  07/01/15
nice
Effete Pearly School Laser Beams
  07/01/15
She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisin...
plum headpube
  07/01/15
That's why u gay
Sepia Confused Jap
  07/01/15
do u like boys too?
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not
plum headpube
  07/01/15
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Boyish Garrison
  07/20/15
lol dennis
Fragrant unhinged hissy fit
  08/10/17
don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's tal...
useless ocher box office
  07/01/15
she's not even remotely amusing
flesh french chef
  07/01/15
never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to...
mauve motley patrolman associate
  07/01/15
omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one cl...
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
? still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself ...
mauve motley patrolman associate
  07/01/15
that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny. ...
useless ocher box office
  07/01/15
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smoky impressive spot milk
  07/01/15
ljl
Garnet wonderful tattoo
  07/01/15
sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in par...
smoky impressive spot milk
  07/01/15
(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have...
useless ocher box office
  07/01/15
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clear charismatic clown native
  07/01/15
culturally jewish jews then.
smoky impressive spot milk
  07/01/15
what about aziz ansari or margaret cho
clear charismatic clown native
  07/01/15
rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/1116...
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.
smoky impressive spot milk
  07/01/15
here are some of my fav parts:
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
you know who wrote funny emails? xo scott rudin
mauve motley patrolman associate
  07/01/15
link?
sexy aquamarine deer antler
  07/01/15
lol that email is 180
narrow-minded school cafeteria dragon
  07/20/15
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Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal
  07/20/15
awful.
Passionate space new version
  07/20/15
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Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal
  12/14/16
she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathro...
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  12/14/16
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Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal
  03/12/22
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Bisexual cheese-eating roommate halford
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Yellow insanely creepy casino doctorate
  03/12/22
Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly...
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Bisexual cheese-eating roommate halford
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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: razzle dysfunction university

My gf likes her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235315)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3Y7BiMt9E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235318)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Slate Concupiscible Brunch Tank

this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ0pzbA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235322)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i like how most of them get increasingly bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235427)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Deep Offensive Theater Stage Lettuce

yeah, i can't take it.

hi, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235498)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: cracking institution idiot

I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu.be/4u_Hyw80Yqo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235439)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

rofl i actually really like the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235479)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: fishy gay wizard half-breed



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Navy pea-brained boltzmann

this is really funny actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377071)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: talented tantric mood center

this is interesting but not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377210)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: plum headpube

I can see why virgins generally don't get her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235320)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored Church

how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235332)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: plum headpube

I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235353)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Effete Pearly School Laser Beams

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235376)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: plum headpube

She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisingly good head. It was fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235415)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Sepia Confused Jap

That's why u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235390)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

do u like boys too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235453)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: plum headpube

yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235460)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Boyish Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377078)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 6:10 AM
Author: Fragrant unhinged hissy fit

lol dennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#33955452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: useless ocher box office

don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's talented and funny, fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235424)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: flesh french chef

she's not even remotely amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: mauve motley patrolman associate

never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to sing schumers praises, doesnt "get" silicon valley the tv show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235469)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one clip w/o context. even that part made me lol a lot when i saw it in the actual episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235485)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: mauve motley patrolman associate

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still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself

nobody told you to watch it without context. you should have been watching the show already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235494)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: useless ocher box office

that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny.

I don't like her standup that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235472)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: smoky impressive spot milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235474)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Garnet wonderful tattoo

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235471)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: smoky impressive spot milk

sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in particular. the popularity of this talentless shrew and louis ck = white privilege in action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235492)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: useless ocher box office

(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have been killed by the Nazis for being Jewish)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235502)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: clear charismatic clown native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235508)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: smoky impressive spot milk

culturally jewish jews then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235517)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: clear charismatic clown native

what about aziz ansari or margaret cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235504)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/111613105129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235516)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: smoky impressive spot milk

YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235529)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler
Subject: here are some of my fav parts:

“One time I said to a guy that, ‘I loved learning new things. I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said NYMPHOMANIAC….so he fucked me. And I said ‘No, no no…I said INFO. I’m an INFOmaniac’ And he said ‘Well, here’s some info…you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’”

“I hate smoking sections. Unless it’s Jim Carrey’s The Mask. Then the smoking section is my favorite part!”

“I’m not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I’m gay.”

.

Remember the Obama-Galifianakis Funny or Die video?

Galifianakis: So are you gonna run a third time?

Obama: I don’t think that’d be a very good idea. That’d be like making a third Hangover movie.

I thought that was by far the best joke in that thing and maybe any thing I watched last year. I found out today that it was a Wittels original. Of course.

.

He really seemed to relish getting laughs out of other comedians. Last night, the Parks writers staff and other friends shared Harris stories. One of my favorites was there was a serious email from NBC about a big sexual harassment seminar. Serious execs are CC’d along with Harris and the writers. Harris writes back, REPLY ALL, with this gem — now keep in mind EVERYONE is on this email, all the crew, so many higher level producers and execs, here we go:

http://imgur.com/D3VLeOr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235546)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: mauve motley patrolman associate

you know who wrote funny emails?

xo scott rudin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235551)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine deer antler

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235566)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria dragon

lol that email is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377761)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377037)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Passionate space new version

awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377217)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Khaki stock car coldplay fan

she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathroom humor. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#32142795)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Stirring salmon crotch sneaky criminal



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Bisexual cheese-eating roommate halford



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Yellow insanely creepy casino doctorate



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Crimson aromatic pit nibblets

Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly feel kinda bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135267)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Bisexual cheese-eating roommate halford



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