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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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razzmatazz locale
  06/27/25
i support islam now
charcoal meetinghouse
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Aggressive silver spot
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
violent galvanic site
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
razzmatazz locale
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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impertinent jewess
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Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
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Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Mind-boggling piazza
  06/27/25
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citrine cocky generalized bond parlour
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Trip National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
violent galvanic site
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
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Racy Space
  06/27/25
It's both
irradiated dilemma lettuce
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impertinent jewess
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
rambunctious indecent principal's office
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Odious well-lubricated orchestra pit mother
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
charcoal meetinghouse
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
vermilion school cafeteria
  06/27/25
lmfao
Trip National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
olive parlor coffee pot
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
impertinent jewess
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
olive parlor coffee pot
  06/27/25
lmao
Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
violent galvanic site
  06/27/25
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poppy excitant sex offender office
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
insecure turquoise crotch
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
insecure turquoise crotch
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Fantasy-prone personal credit line
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
impertinent jewess
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
olive parlor coffee pot
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
impertinent jewess
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
sexy state sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Charismatic Plum Newt Kitty Cat
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
razzmatazz locale
  06/27/25
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razzmatazz locale
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
rambunctious indecent principal's office
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
territorial market ladyboy
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Glassy ape location
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Very tactful international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
diverse ceo
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
territorial market ladyboy
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
fragrant community account senate
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Odious well-lubricated orchestra pit mother
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
diverse ceo
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
territorial market ladyboy
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Aggressive silver spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: violent galvanic site

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz locale

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: violent galvanic site

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Coral prole cuck



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: impertinent jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: citrine cocky generalized bond parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Trip National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: violent galvanic site

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Racy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: irradiated dilemma lettuce

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: impertinent jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: rambunctious indecent principal's office

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Odious well-lubricated orchestra pit mother

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: vermilion school cafeteria

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Trip National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: olive parlor coffee pot

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: impertinent jewess

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: olive parlor coffee pot

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: violent galvanic site

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: poppy excitant sex offender office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: insecure turquoise crotch

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: insecure turquoise crotch

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone personal credit line

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: impertinent jewess

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: olive parlor coffee pot

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: impertinent jewess

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: sexy state sweet tailpipe

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Plum Newt Kitty Cat

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz locale

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: rambunctious indecent principal's office

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: territorial market ladyboy

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Glassy ape location

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Very tactful international law enforcement agency

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: diverse ceo

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: territorial market ladyboy

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: fragrant community account senate

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Odious well-lubricated orchestra pit mother

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Dun Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: diverse ceo

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: territorial market ladyboy

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)