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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
ruddy home elastic band
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon
  07/14/25
100%
Well-lubricated stage puppy
  07/15/25
FAG
Puce Domesticated Death Wish
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Well-lubricated stage puppy
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
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Pink flatulent mad-dog skullcap lodge
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/14/25
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fragrant crotch headpube
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Irradiated therapy sound barrier
  07/15/25
Lol
effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Puce Domesticated Death Wish
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Well-lubricated stage puppy
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Nighttime pearly office
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
cocky arrogant crackhouse masturbator
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon
  07/14/25
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ruddy home elastic band
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effete marvelous space patrolman
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
wut
Hilarious Institution Digit Ratio
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Big Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Salmon bateful forum
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Fuchsia titillating mental disorder codepig
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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fragrant crotch headpube
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Lilac Rigor Center
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lascivious glassy senate
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Tan jewess half-breed
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
fragrant crotch headpube
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Cheese-eating athletic conference
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
smoky giraffe resort
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Hairraiser electric furnace round eye
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
appetizing alcoholic nowag hall
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Mischievous sienna property
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Embarrassed to the bone duck-like legend wrinkle
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Puce Domesticated Death Wish
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effete marvelous space patrolman
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Well-lubricated stage puppy
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Well-lubricated stage puppy
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Big Tanning Salon
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: ruddy home elastic band

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Puce Domesticated Death Wish

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: sable bbw

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: zippy internet-worthy casino nibblets

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: cocky arrogant crackhouse masturbator



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Pink flatulent mad-dog skullcap lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: fragrant crotch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Irradiated therapy sound barrier

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Puce Domesticated Death Wish

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Nighttime pearly office

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: cocky arrogant crackhouse masturbator

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: ruddy home elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: idiotic sick organic girlfriend dragon

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Institution Digit Ratio

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: soggy concupiscible weed whacker

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: fragrant crotch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: maniacal opaque bawdyhouse circlehead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Galvanic useless keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: orchid talented genital piercing pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Salmon bateful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia titillating mental disorder codepig

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Galvanic useless keepsake machete

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sable bbw



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Slimy Selfie Address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Pink flatulent mad-dog skullcap lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Heady Avocado Faggot Firefighter Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Box Office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bossy white gas station azn



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Slimy Selfie Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: fragrant crotch headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Lilac Rigor Center

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lascivious glassy senate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Tan jewess half-breed

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: fragrant crotch headpube

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating athletic conference

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: smoky giraffe resort

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser electric furnace round eye

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing alcoholic nowag hall

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mischievous sienna property

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone duck-like legend wrinkle

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Irradiated therapy sound barrier

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: splenetic vengeful voyeur toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Puce Domesticated Death Wish



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: effete marvelous space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stage puppy

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Big Tanning Salon

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)