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Tommy T $1.2 Million Net Worth Celebration Thread
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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: angry friendly grandma Thanks ORANGE Man, need another 15%ish gain to get to $1.4m which is my new FURK YOU level!
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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit My net worth didn't grow fast enough so I'm going to kill myself to escape my miserable job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000693) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: angry friendly grandma im content and happy, cheerful and youthful in my advancing age, the world is my oyster and im a lizard rapist just enjoying it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000705) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Razzle filthpig Mazel tov! 🥳 Well deserved! |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Razzle filthpig I am at $1,776,539.68. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000751) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Sadistic Maniacal Piazza General line items and corresponding amount from net worth (401k, savings, brokerage account, etc.)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000784) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Razzle filthpig Investment accounts—mix of retirement pretax, post tax and taxable brokerage 74% 529 Plans for Kids - 10% Cash on hand - 1% Home Equity - 4% Other (auto, other, etc less all non-mortgage debt) - 11% |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Sadistic Maniacal Piazza Your wellbeing depends on how much of that is in your retirement accounts and how much is not (for the 74%).
Hard to understand other than cars what constitutes like 175k of your NW |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit Stop arbitrarily "writing down" your house, you fucking fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001080) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Razzle filthpig My house drops in value (1% of original sale price per month) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001086) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit It doesn't, though. If you listed your house for $71k + mortgage balance, it would sell for cash in six hours and you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001157) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: Mint half-breed sex offender La’Chaim! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000753) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: chartreuse appetizing field how much would you have if you actually liquidated everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000754) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: angry friendly grandma wtf does that mean? im like 95% stocks so i wld get 100% of that in cash if i liquidated. i have no mortage, house, car blahblahblah. all my possessions fit in my suitcase and backpack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000758) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: chartreuse appetizing field i mean if its any is in a 401k you owe income tax and cap gains taxes for normal stocks but i guess you probably dont have any capital gains lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000761) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: angry friendly grandma i have 300k in my IRA and its never gone much abv 300k in years, i think its 311k now
i can start taking distributions at 59.5 yo i think, ill just take out the min, the taxes wont be that much
i dont know what ill do abt the cap gains for my non-ira, first i need to actually have big enough gains for it to be an issue |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit How do you make to have your IRA perform so poorly. You don't even withdraw from it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001285) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Excitant bronze stag film If you take into consideration the present value of your current and future ability to produce an income stream through sex with men for money, your NW is more like $10MM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000763) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: angry friendly grandma this is highly dependent though on the economic strength of the African diaspora (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49000771) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Concupiscible sneaky criminal when you started talking about $1.2m net worth years ago I was at a similar level. now I'm at over $4m. teehee
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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: dull gunner CR. I'm younger than Tommy T so the first time I saw him million dollar NW thread, I only had half a million. Now I'm in the three million dollar range and he's only 1.2. I haven't done anything particularly brilliant, I'm just not retarded. LJL @ Tommy basically standing still in the middle of a historic bull market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001199) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: angry friendly grandma I hit 1m late 2019 I think abd1.33m was my peak I can't even remember but at least 3 years ago. I'm highly retarded but I think I'm actually beating the market this year for first time ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001209) |
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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Razzle filthpig I remember when you would poast and you’d be like “I’m at $373,234 Inshallah” I thought that was so impressive. I wanted to be just like you. Tommy, you’re a hero to us all. |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:19 AM Author: angry friendly grandma Rofl when I hit 600k in circa 2016 I thought I was set for life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001281) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: dull gunner I'm sorry for your poverty :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001284) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: diverse internal respiration Lol dude you actually went down in NW from six years ago. how is that even possible. you literally just needed to do nothing at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001331) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:18 AM Author: diverse internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001329) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:17 AM Author: diverse internal respiration congrats on your seventh time hitting $1.2 mil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2#49001328) |