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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
ultramarine clown
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Razzle Stain
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
ultramarine clown
  07/14/25
100%
Very tactful cruise ship
  07/15/25
FAG
trip house
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
at-the-ready cracking ratface mediation
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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  07/14/25
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Doobsian mind-boggling stag film incel
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Very tactful cruise ship
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
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drab wonderful rehab
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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bull headed keepsake machete associate
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
sinister tattoo
  07/15/25
Lol
Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
jfc 180
trip house
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Very tactful cruise ship
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Boyish chartreuse kitty cat field
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Doobsian mind-boggling stag film incel
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
ultramarine clown
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Razzle Stain
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Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
ultramarine clown
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
wut
Vigorous Theatre
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Sepia galvanic market
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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Very tactful cruise ship
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bull headed keepsake machete associate
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Aquamarine floppy azn son of senegal
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Grizzly pontificating school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
disrespectful office
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
bull headed keepsake machete associate
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
translucent multi-colored candlestick maker
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
stirring indian lodge reading party
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Razzle-dazzle mahogany depressive
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
gold deep liquid oxygen
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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trip house
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Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe
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Very tactful cruise ship
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Very tactful cruise ship
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Sepia galvanic market
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: ultramarine clown

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle Stain

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: ultramarine clown

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: trip house

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready cracking ratface mediation

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Saffron well-lubricated prole crackhouse

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Doobsian mind-boggling stag film incel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: drab wonderful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: bull headed keepsake machete associate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: sinister tattoo

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: trip house

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Boyish chartreuse kitty cat field

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Doobsian mind-boggling stag film incel

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: ultramarine clown

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: ultramarine clown

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Theatre

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Pale brunch patrolman

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: bull headed keepsake machete associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: rose bearded yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: stimulating yapping travel guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Diverse Anal Pit Partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: useless jet international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: High-end Sandwich

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: stimulating yapping travel guidebook

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready cracking ratface mediation



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: thirsty dun dog poop dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: drab wonderful rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bossy toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: silver personal credit line parlour



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious hall



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: thirsty dun dog poop dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bull headed keepsake machete associate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy azn son of senegal

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Grizzly pontificating school cafeteria ladyboy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: disrespectful office

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: bull headed keepsake machete associate

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: translucent multi-colored candlestick maker

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: stirring indian lodge reading party

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mahogany depressive

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned ivory university jewess

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: gold deep liquid oxygen

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: submissive drunken ticket booth

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sinister tattoo

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst passionate cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: trip house



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Very tactful cruise ship

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic market

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)