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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
exciting magenta rigpig
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
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I think I'm turning japanese
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
chrome splenetic office
  12/05/21
jfc lol
crusty gunner
  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
talented domesticated public bath
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
Shaky Arrogant Business Firm Patrolman
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
talented domesticated public bath
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
galvanic home
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
motley submissive sweet tailpipe philosopher-king
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
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Lake Glittery Market
  02/22/23
Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
Charcoal Aromatic Box Office
  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
talented domesticated public bath
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
infuriating racy wrinkle
  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
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  12/05/21
El Scorcho
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at-the-ready location
  12/05/21
fuck ok i could do this one
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  12/05/21
Here to Stay by Korn
Self-absorbed stead blood rage
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
exciting magenta rigpig
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
Self-absorbed stead blood rage
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
Trip Navy Brethren
  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace
  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
Trip Navy Brethren
  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace
  12/05/21
ty
Trip Navy Brethren
  12/05/21
Sex & Candy is a good one
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  12/05/21
Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
talented domesticated public bath
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
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  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
rambunctious gaping
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
Soul-stirring university internal respiration
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
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  12/05/21
More Than Words
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Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
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Your body is a wonderland
Maize Bateful School Gay Wizard
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
rough-skinned ocher address potus
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
exciting magenta rigpig
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
rough-skinned ocher address potus
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
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Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
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  02/22/23
Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you h...
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The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: exciting magenta rigpig

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned ocher address potus

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: swollen offensive marketing idea coldplay fan

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: startling electric preventive strike corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: bat shit crazy abode trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: boyish bespoke church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: chrome splenetic office

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: crusty gunner

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: talented domesticated public bath

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Shaky Arrogant Business Firm Patrolman

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: talented domesticated public bath

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic home

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: motley submissive sweet tailpipe philosopher-king

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: chrome splenetic office

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: galvanic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: Odious indigo main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Lake Glittery Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Aromatic Box Office

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: talented domesticated public bath

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: infuriating racy wrinkle

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: dashing sapphire background story half-breed

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Copper Bonkers National Corn Cake

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: at-the-ready location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562123)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: Trip Navy Brethren

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: cerebral topaz telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed stead blood rage

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: exciting magenta rigpig

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Self-absorbed stead blood rage

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: Trip Navy Brethren

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: Trip Navy Brethren

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Yellow Parlor Electric Furnace

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Trip Navy Brethren

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing Library Foreskin

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: exciting magenta rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: cobalt insanely creepy school cafeteria

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring university internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: low-t base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562232)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: talented domesticated public bath

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling orange windowlicker people who are hurt

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: rambunctious gaping

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring university internal respiration

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: puce comical factory reset button station

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored boltzmann gas station

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Area Prole

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Maize Bateful School Gay Wizard

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned ocher address potus

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: exciting magenta rigpig

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned ocher address potus

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Dark Regret

Hey Ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43918109)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: big crimson masturbator

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: mustard frum hell

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: salmon thriller antidepressant drug stage

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)