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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
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  12/05/21
jfc lol
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  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
Federal glittery school cafeteria
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
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  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
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  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
chrome vigorous philosopher-king
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
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  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
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  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
Federal glittery school cafeteria
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
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  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
Mustard Queen Of The Night Feces
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
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  12/05/21
El Scorcho
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Here to Stay by Korn
Pink insecure digit ratio
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
Pink insecure digit ratio
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
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  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
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  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
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  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
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  12/05/21
ty
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Sex & Candy is a good one
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
Federal glittery school cafeteria
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
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  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
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  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
Electric Lettuce Hall
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
olive domesticated stead
  12/05/21
More Than Words
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  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
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  12/05/21
Your body is a wonderland
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  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
Fishy Fantasy-prone National
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
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  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
Fishy Fantasy-prone National
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
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Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone National

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Contagious Kitty Cat Preventive Strike

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: At-the-ready lavender marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Razzle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Chocolate Center Hissy Fit

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser abode stock car

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Federal glittery school cafeteria

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Dark Field Associate

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Federal glittery school cafeteria

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: chrome vigorous philosopher-king

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: brindle chapel cuckold

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Chocolate Center Hissy Fit

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Arousing poppy resort



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: chrome vigorous philosopher-king



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pervert



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: Blathering rusted gay wizard market



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: big-titted milk hairy legs



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: doobsian parlour mental disorder

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Federal glittery school cafeteria

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: azure parlor turdskin

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Mustard Queen Of The Night Feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous Office Ratface

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Slate galvanic kitchen

El Scorcho

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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: appetizing hairless spot



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: Deep carmine set

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Arousing poppy resort



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: provocative misunderstood ticket booth internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Pink insecure digit ratio

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Pink insecure digit ratio

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: Deep carmine set

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Mustard Queen Of The Night Feces

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: Deep carmine set

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Mustard Queen Of The Night Feces

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Deep carmine set

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: exciting lime step-uncle's house gunner

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Fragrant black voyeur

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Electric Lettuce Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: irradiated space headpube



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Federal glittery school cafeteria

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony mother partner

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: maroon vibrant love of her life sanctuary

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Electric Lettuce Hall

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: olive domesticated stead

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Heady stag film police squad

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: Cracking Splenetic Locus French Chef

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: racy ultramarine church building

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone National

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Shimmering bearded nursing home degenerate

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone National

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Violet electric furnace

Hey Ya!

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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: flesh floppy nibblets corner

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Odious coiffed lay masturbator

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Adventurous Crusty Area

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)