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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
razzle-dazzle sandwich
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
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I think I'm turning japanese
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Umber background story
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
Greedy Church Kitty
  12/05/21
jfc lol
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Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
titillating stock car
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
cyan odious trump supporter
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
titillating stock car
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
Heady Violent Hairy Legs
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
Ocher Anal Multi-billionaire
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
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henna prole
  02/22/23
Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
idiotic floppy library dingle berry
  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
titillating stock car
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
Splenetic Alcoholic Partner Haunted Graveyard
  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
electric school police squad
  12/05/21
El Scorcho
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coiffed karate
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fuck ok i could do this one
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Concupiscible snowy locus son of senegal
  12/05/21
Here to Stay by Korn
fragrant doobsian patrolman church building
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
razzle-dazzle sandwich
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
fragrant doobsian patrolman church building
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
contagious french area
  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler
  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
contagious french area
  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler
  12/05/21
ty
contagious french area
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Sex & Candy is a good one
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razzle-dazzle sandwich
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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Sepia Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness
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rusted passionate step-uncle's house private investor
  12/05/21
That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
titillating stock car
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
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  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
razzmatazz coral rigor
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
Sepia Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
very tactful alcoholic dog poop principal's office
  12/05/21
More Than Words
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  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
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Your body is a wonderland
Beta abode
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
cordovan macaca set
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
razzle-dazzle sandwich
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
cordovan macaca set
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
Confused stead
  02/06/22
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
Crawly dilemma
  02/22/23
Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you h...
ivory angry kitchen codepig
  02/22/23
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: cordovan macaca set

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Trailer Park Gay Wizard

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Khaki Underhanded Organic Girlfriend Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: fishy provocative dragon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Umber background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Greedy Church Kitty

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: impressive flirting cruise ship stain

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: titillating stock car

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: cyan odious trump supporter

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: titillating stock car

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Heady Violent Hairy Legs

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Ocher Anal Multi-billionaire

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Greedy Church Kitty

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Lavender stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: Heady Violent Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Aromatic Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: Boyish degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: henna prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: idiotic floppy library dingle berry

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: titillating stock car

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Splenetic Alcoholic Partner Haunted Graveyard

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: electric school police squad

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Yellow yapping public bath brethren

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: coiffed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562123)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: contagious french area

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Lavender stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible snowy locus son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian patrolman church building

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian patrolman church building

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: contagious french area

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: contagious french area

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Grizzly At-the-ready Gas Station Deer Antler

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: contagious french area

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser boistinker

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac talking knife

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Sepia Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: rusted passionate step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562232)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: titillating stock car

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Bisexual generalized bond

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz coral rigor

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Sepia Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: very tactful alcoholic dog poop principal's office

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: hyperactive parlour coffee pot

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: sexy hospital quadroon

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Beta abode

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: cordovan macaca set

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: cordovan macaca set

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Confused stead

Hey Ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43918109)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: Crawly dilemma

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: ivory angry kitchen codepig

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Iridescent den lettuce

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)