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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
pale church building
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
charismatic underhanded theatre french chef
  12/05/21
I think I'm turning japanese
scarlet soul-stirring pervert
  12/05/21
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Self-absorbed Dull Menage
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Maroon coffee pot senate
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trip locus incel
  12/05/21
[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
Aphrodisiac Twinkling Pit Sound Barrier
  12/05/21
jfc lol
Flesh Vibrant Field Dog Poop
  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
supple claret plaza
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
geriatric private investor
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
supple claret plaza
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
zombie-like persian
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
electric glassy turdskin theater stage
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
Aphrodisiac Twinkling Pit Sound Barrier
  02/22/23
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hairraiser mood faggotry
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zombie-like persian
  12/05/21
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rambunctious space feces
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crusty dead point
  02/22/23
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Hyperventilating coiffed school cafeteria
  02/22/23
Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
charcoal black woman kitty cat
  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
supple claret plaza
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
laughsome ceo theater
  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
stirring double fault
  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
Milky talking trailer park
  12/05/21
El Scorcho
Pungent irradiated dopamine
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Sienna rigor
  12/05/21
fuck ok i could do this one
big-titted magenta church macaca
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hairraiser mood faggotry
  12/05/21
...
Glittery Umber National Security Agency
  12/05/21
Here to Stay by Korn
Sinister grizzly temple
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
pale church building
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
Sinister grizzly temple
  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
big-titted magenta church macaca
  12/05/21
just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
stirring double fault
  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
big-titted magenta church macaca
  12/05/21
u just do u then breh
stirring double fault
  12/05/21
ty
big-titted magenta church macaca
  12/05/21
Sex & Candy is a good one
Khaki legend
  12/05/21
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pale church building
  12/05/21
Big Iron by Marty Robbins
Vivacious Insane Public Bath
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drab brethren
  12/05/21
...
elite bateful stead athletic conference
  12/05/21
That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
supple claret plaza
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
bonkers sanctuary
  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
provocative smoky international law enforcement agency digit ratio
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
drab brethren
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
contagious mad cow disease
  12/05/21
More Than Words
Know-it-all Arrogant Gas Station
  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
Orchid ungodly travel guidebook dysfunction
  12/05/21
Your body is a wonderland
Marvelous site coldplay fan
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
charismatic underhanded theatre french chef
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
pale church building
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
charismatic underhanded theatre french chef
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
Slimy genital piercing
  02/06/22
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
Slate House
  02/22/23
Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you h...
Rebellious maize marketing idea
  02/22/23
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
internet-worthy heady hunting ground
  02/22/23


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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: pale church building

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic underhanded theatre french chef

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: scarlet soul-stirring pervert

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Dull Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: Maroon coffee pot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: trip locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twinkling Pit Sound Barrier

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Flesh Vibrant Field Dog Poop

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: supple claret plaza

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: geriatric private investor

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: supple claret plaza

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: zombie-like persian

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: electric glassy turdskin theater stage

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twinkling Pit Sound Barrier

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser mood faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: zombie-like persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: rambunctious space feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: crusty dead point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coiffed school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: charcoal black woman kitty cat

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: supple claret plaza

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: laughsome ceo theater

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: stirring double fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Milky talking trailer park

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Pungent irradiated dopamine

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Sienna rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562123)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: big-titted magenta church macaca

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: hairraiser mood faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery Umber National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Sinister grizzly temple

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: pale church building

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Sinister grizzly temple

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: big-titted magenta church macaca

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: stirring double fault

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: big-titted magenta church macaca

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: stirring double fault

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: big-titted magenta church macaca

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562168)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Khaki legend

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: pale church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Vivacious Insane Public Bath

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: drab brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562437)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: elite bateful stead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562232)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: supple claret plaza

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: bonkers sanctuary

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: provocative smoky international law enforcement agency digit ratio

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: drab brethren

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: contagious mad cow disease

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Arrogant Gas Station

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: Orchid ungodly travel guidebook dysfunction

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Marvelous site coldplay fan

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded theatre french chef

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: pale church building

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded theatre french chef

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Slimy genital piercing

Hey Ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43918109)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: Slate House

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966008)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Rebellious maize marketing idea

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy heady hunting ground

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)