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You're at a houseparty with Asian chicks. Someone hands you a guitar. What song

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.
Pearly locus
  12/05/21
Classical Gas
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I think I'm turning japanese
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[Chorus] Asian girl, she's my Asian girl You're my Asian g...
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jfc lol
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  12/05/21
Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all ...
Fragrant antidepressant drug
  12/05/21
Its a real (and 180) song https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y
beady-eyed indian lodge
  12/05/21
Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song fr...
Fragrant antidepressant drug
  12/05/21
watch the whole thing
Trip Flickering Brethren Institution
  12/05/21
180 I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF abou...
Cyan step-uncle's house
  12/05/21
hit a little too close to home for her lol
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Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove ...
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  12/05/21
That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. W...
Fragrant antidepressant drug
  12/05/21
The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.
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  12/05/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk
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  12/05/21
To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.
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El Scorcho
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Here to Stay by Korn
chocolate stimulating corner jewess
  12/05/21
On acoustic?
Pearly locus
  12/05/21
what’s acoustic?
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  12/05/21
i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation...
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just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the stri...
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  12/05/21
it's not that kind of dick, man.
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u just do u then breh
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Sex & Candy is a good one
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
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That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone ...
Fragrant antidepressant drug
  12/05/21
Imagine, of course
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  12/05/21
Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the...
know-it-all excitant house
  12/05/21
Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice...
underhanded chapel alpha
  12/05/21
With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball ra...
mewling place of business partner
  12/05/21
More Than Words
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  12/05/21
Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi
concupiscible office
  12/05/21
Your body is a wonderland
Red indirect expression filthpig
  02/06/22
Nine pound hammer with Travis picking
dashing obsidian mood
  02/06/22
I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.
Pearly locus
  02/06/22
Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge
dashing obsidian mood
  02/06/22
Hey Ya!
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Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Pearly locus

do you play? My go to is Sex & Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561993)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: dashing obsidian mood

Classical Gas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561995)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: boyish area

I think I'm turning japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43561998)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Topaz therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562002)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: exhilarant stead background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562003)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: razzle gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562153)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: Arousing anal internal respiration elastic band

[Chorus]

Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl

Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl

[Verse 1]

I love your sticky rice

Butt fucking all night

Korean barbecue

Bitch I love you

I love your creamy yellow thighs

Ooh your slanted eyes

It's the Year of the Dragon

Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'

[Chorus]

Verse 2]

Superstitious feng shui shit (what)

Now lay your hair by the toilet

I've got your green tea boba

So put your head on my shoulder

Your momma's so pretty

Best nails in the city

Pushing your daddy's Mercedes

Girl, you drive me crazy

Chorus]

[Bridge]

New Year's in February (February?)

That's fine with me (I guess)

Yeah, shark soup (What? Fuck it, we'll eat it)

Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah

Baby, you're my Asian girl

You're here illegally (best kind)

So baby marry me

Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)

Or we'll send you back

And you age so well

I can barely tell

17 or 23?

Baby doesn't matter to me

[Chorus]

Outro]

Arcadia

J-Town

Alhambra

K-Town

Temple City

Don't forget Chinatown

Get down

Happy endings all over

Bruce Lee

Toyota

Spicy tuny

Sashimi

Tasty Garden

Fried Lice

Sailor Moon

Wonton soup

Spring roll

Tibet

Foot rub rub a down down down

Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

Tofu

All over you all over me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562030)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Ruby stubborn location mental disorder

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562093)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug

Imagine how odd a person you would be if you wrote that all out just for the great boart. Would read again but that’s racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562120)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge

Its a real (and 180) song

https://youtu.be/hit7ws2oi0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562140)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug

Lol in a way I am relieved to know it’s a real song from anothe source and a poaster didn’t spend a Sunday morning drafting this screed.

Holy shit I just watched a few bars of this video!!! Lol how the fuck did this get made? Jfc this is crazy that it’s a real thing. I can hear the producers now saying, “its okay, see it’s the white guys who are in the cage! Caged for the Woman’s pleasure!” Lol jfc this is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562160)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Trip Flickering Brethren Institution

watch the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564899)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Cyan step-uncle's house

180

I remember when that came out and 433 tp was MAF about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562451)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Arousing anal internal respiration elastic band

hit a little too close to home for her lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Talented big-titted cuckoldry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564835)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:27 PM
Author: Trip Flickering Brethren Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564837)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: shimmering nursing home nibblets



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser insecure toaster shrine



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: drunken vivacious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966079)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored heaven newt

Play like a 30 second classical sounding sad sissy to prove my skill and then hand it back without singing a note or boring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562033)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug

That is 100 percent the real way to get an Asian girl irl. We all know that of course and are just having fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562077)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Fishy Stag Film

The Ballad of John and Yoko. They'll cream their panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562035)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: irate well-lubricated tank abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5mOd8Ubsk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562073)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: racy philosopher-king

To be honest with you, "Ants Marching" by DMB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562095)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: floppy digit ratio hominid

El Scorcho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562097)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: ebony center



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: ruddy twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

fuck ok i could do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562143)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:32 PM
Author: Talented big-titted cuckoldry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564863)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: nubile messiness theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564869)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: chocolate stimulating corner jewess

Here to Stay by Korn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562099)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Pearly locus

On acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562220)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: chocolate stimulating corner jewess

what’s acoustic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562224)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: ruddy twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

i don't know any crowd pleasers. i've been in this situation before and it's really embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562101)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: irate well-lubricated tank abode

just pull out you're white dick and flop it against the strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562132)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:41 AM
Author: ruddy twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

it's not that kind of dick, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562144)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: irate well-lubricated tank abode

u just do u then breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562151)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: ruddy twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

ty

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Date: December 5th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Onyx principal's office crotch

Sex & Candy is a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562156)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:05 AM
Author: Pearly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562221)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: olive hyperventilating site

Big Iron by Marty Robbins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562228)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: underhanded chapel alpha



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: House-broken razzmatazz shitlib



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug

That’s a great one. One I don’t care if someone says that offensive. It’s a damn good song end stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562236)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: vigorous sepia trump supporter

Imagine, of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562244)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 11:36 AM
Author: know-it-all excitant house

Baby Shark, followed by 'Please Don't Eat The Sharks' to the tune of that classic Doris Day hit, 'Please Don't Eat The Daisies', as a sort of PSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562302)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: underhanded chapel alpha

Master Of Puppets, followed by Reign in Blood, One, The Vice Of Killing, Seek And Destroy, Battery, Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, Polly, and Free Bird

fuck those chinks, this is about me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562453)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: mewling place of business partner

With Asians, the whiter the music the better. Cannonball rag etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43562467)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring buck-toothed party of the first part roommate

More Than Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564896)



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Date: December 5th, 2021 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible office

Tokyo Road by Bon Jovi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43564904)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Red indirect expression filthpig

Your body is a wonderland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917717)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: dashing obsidian mood

Nine pound hammer with Travis picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917797)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Pearly locus

I've been playing Toxic by Boywithuke. Asian babes dig it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917825)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: dashing obsidian mood

Third Eye Blind - Jumper then meet on the ledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#43917875)



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Date: February 6th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: disturbing mad-dog skullcap menage

Hey Ya!

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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant hall gay wizard

Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)

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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: submissive parlour deer antler

Trick question; azn girls will swarm you once they see you holding the guitar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966058)



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Date: February 22nd, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: jade ape rehab

The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4979327&forum_id=2#45966075)