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Men’s SMV peaks at 40, women’s at 18
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:46 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction You’re past the peak and it’s all downhill from here hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677908) |
Date: May 20th, 2024 6:47 PM Author: Adventurous bright rigor lodge most men at 40 look like complete and utter shit trust me. though they do tend to have more confidence + money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677910) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:39 PM Author: motley patrolman OP said SMV, not physical appearance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678330) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:46 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679081) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:52 AM Author: Sticky public bath cuckold *pushes up glasses* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679092) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:32 PM Author: hyperactive national legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47681457) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 1:45 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683558) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:04 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station *chuckles slightly*
*casts a long glance at the gun on the table next to him* |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:49 PM Author: Sticky public bath cuckold yes people are commodities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677916) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 6:01 AM Author: thriller state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678937) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: at-the-ready temple dragon Men are within 1 SD of their individual peak value at any age from 16-55 if they are sub 15% bodyfat. The issue for men is much less maximizing what they have and much more the reality of hypergamy, which is that women left to their own devices have no sexual interest in the bottom 95-97% of men in pure SMV, and 90+% of men who secure a long term female partner do it primarily as resource providers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677921) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: snowy forum This hits me like a pile of books every time I see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677936) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:48 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage men need to understand that women aren't primarily driven by physical appearance in the way that men are. the issue here is that men expect women to think and be like men, but they aren't.
if you're not some jacked chad you should be very happy women value personality, status, resources, etc. more than looks. |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:52 AM Author: Sticky public bath cuckold Women aren’t sentient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679091) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:57 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage and the sooner a man realizes this the happier he'll be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679094) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:04 PM Author: pearly fortuitous meteor 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683607) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: azure location VERY few men have a higher SMV at 40 than at every earlier point in their lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677922) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:53 PM Author: at-the-ready temple dragon Based purely on looks, yes. But factoring resource potential 40 year olds are competitive with many men who are at the peak of their aesthetics, especially if the 40 year old is also not fat and reasonably tall (ie 6’ or taller). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677927) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:54 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677930) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: azure location LMAO no. The vast majority of men will find it easier to hook up with a 22 year old woman at age 25 than at age 40 and it's not even close (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677933) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:56 PM Author: Sticky public bath cuckold (guy poasting from 2009) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677939) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: yellow sexy toilet seat This is only because you have more daily exposure to 22 year olds when you're 25 than when you're 40.
But go start making moves on your 21-year-old babysitters when you're 37 and you'll immediately see that your success rate is higher than it ever was when your were in your 20s. |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:08 PM Author: Tripping Beta Corner Double Fault 180 advice going to try this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677953) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677957) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: black alcoholic filthpig business firm 180% agree. They don't want a 25yo fuckboi when they can have a daddy who knows how to really lay the sheetrock ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677997) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:26 PM Author: Lake territorial school potus You don't do this so how do you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678008) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: snowy forum His college-age daughter works as a babysitter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678042) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: Sticky public bath cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678054) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:54 PM Author: black alcoholic filthpig business firm Easy as long as you are not short, fat, or bald. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678050) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:05 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station *Hundreds of Poasters suddenly logging off in rage* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684766) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: soul-stirring medicated dopamine cuckoldry sounds like you have some good stories to tell about babysitters, tell us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678354) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 10:53 PM Author: Boyish Pink Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:06 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station *Unzips and takes a seat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684768) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:05 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684764) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: Lake territorial school potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47677934) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:32 PM Author: yellow sexy toilet seat And very few lsat-takers make exactly a 150, statistics masterman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678013) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:50 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage incorrect. if you stay somewhat in shape and hold down a somewhat decent job it is trivial to fuck and suck women 10+ years younger than you. meanwhile a 40 year old women is as marketable as green hamburger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679087) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:00 PM Author: jade hall ?
im a 17 y/o girl hehe |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:25 PM Author: multi-colored nofapping den codepig what is my sexual mating value? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678002) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:33 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction extremely low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678016) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:40 PM Author: histrionic parlor private investor (39 y/o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678025) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: Metal locus flaem you can make it at any age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678028) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 7:47 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (she said, voice quaking, suppressing panic) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678032) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Metal locus I've met a few women at the office who are making it every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678063) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:06 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684769) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: Sadistic Gaping Heaven glad fucktarded inconsistent cumskins are making the trillionth iteration of this thread in 2024 whilst accusing nyuug of being "repetitive"!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678098) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:20 PM Author: Metal locus that seems like the opposite of "inconsistent" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678103) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:20 PM Author: Sadistic Gaping Heaven lol@ this retarded fuck getting irate at my receipts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678104) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 8:23 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678111) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:58 AM Author: Aqua bat shit crazy church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678900) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:51 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679089) |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 10:48 PM Author: big disturbing affirmative action Aristotle recommends 35-37 as the best age of marriage for the husband, 18 for the wife (Pol. 7.16).
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Therefore it is fitting for the women to be married at about the age of eighteen and the men at thirty-seven or a little before80—for that will give long enough for the union to take place with their bodily vigor at its prime, and for it to arrive with a convenient coincidence of dates at the time when procreation ceases. |
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Date: May 20th, 2024 10:54 PM Author: Boyish Pink Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678552) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:38 AM Author: Metal locus married a little before 80 tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678886) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:52 PM Author: up-to-no-good pit wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680762) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 5:33 AM Author: cerebral casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47678912) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:51 AM Author: doobsian mischievous stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679090) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:23 AM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47679421) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:06 PM Author: soul-stirring medicated dopamine cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684587) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:42 PM Author: arousing crimson skinny woman jewess Male SMV factors include Face, looks, money and status (exhaustive list). I believe you are correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680705) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:44 PM Author: doobsian mischievous stage lmfao at an exhaustive list not including Height (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680718) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:45 PM Author: arousing crimson skinny woman jewess Yeah this is important and worth mentioning on its own if face is, but in my head it's a subcategory of looks. You're right though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680726) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:50 PM Author: doobsian mischievous stage "how far away is his face from the earth when he is standing?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680756) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 5:01 PM Author: arousing crimson skinny woman jewess lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680820) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:27 PM Author: Metal locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47681414) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:07 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684771) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:48 PM Author: walnut striped hyena elastic band as much as I would like to believe I haven't reached my peak yet, this is flame middle-aged sadsacks tell themselves to justify blowing up their marriages before they die alone or married to a worse woman than the one they started with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680747) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 4:53 PM Author: doobsian mischievous stage marty hart is a good example. gets a ton of pussy but winds up alone after his marriage blows up. the difference is only that marty's career fell apart after his divorce.
if a man's SMV is based in large part on his success. age doesn't factor in until he's visibly old. |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 5:00 PM Author: walnut striped hyena elastic band I've seen men whose careers don't blow up when they get divorced think because they pulled off a few affairs they can lock down a better wife blow things up and then end up in this situation
as a man, it's hard not to judge yourself by your success with women, and being in a monogamous relationship takes that away from you, but huh maybe people are supposed to do that and you should follow the BIBLE and not your DICK |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 5:07 PM Author: doobsian mischievous stage i agree. also being married is also a SMV status/success signal for a woman. most men have experienced how women seem to be more into them when they're dating someone else.
i certainly don't think guys should cheat or leave their wife. only that age isn't a huge factor for women until a certain point. you're right that men often do overestimate their SMV when they're married thinking it'll be the same if they got divorced. a lot of women are interested in them *because* they're married, and will lose interest once you're they're not and/or demonstrate their lack of loyalty by getting divorced for no good reason.
the tale of a guy leaving his wife only to come back begging when the homewrecker loses interest is common tale for a reason. |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 6:15 PM Author: soul-stirring medicated dopamine cuckoldry sadly cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680999) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:08 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684774) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 5:18 PM Author: Chestnut Faggot Firefighter A woman in my family in her 50s just recently got married to a millionaire software developer in his 60s. Definitely not over for women at 19. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47680877) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction are you aware of a concept called a "bell curve"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47682976) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 1:44 PM Author: Chestnut Faggot Firefighter It's true that Asians do tend to be on the eastern side of those. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683556) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:03 PM Author: doobsian mischievous stage brandon weeden got drafted in the first round at 28 years old. you can make it at sport at any age, champ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683601) |
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Date: May 21st, 2024 7:31 PM Author: violet harsh cuck Men at 40 probably attract lower quality women but a wider range, so I wouldn't say that's a higher SMV. A 40 year old will find it easier to get women in the 30-50 range than a 22 year old man, but he'll find it a lot harder to get women in the 18-25 range. So can the 40 year old get more women? Yeah, but he can't get as many good women |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:50 AM Author: big disturbing affirmative action and just for the record, Jerry Seinfeld was 37 when he dated 17 year old Shoshanna -- almost exactly the ages that Aristotle recommended.
https://x.com/MediumSizeMeech/status/1706033291676074453 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:19 PM Author: swashbuckling pearl degenerate lol at engaging consuela on a topic like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683640) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:20 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683645) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:26 PM Author: bistre home dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683666) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:30 PM Author: Salmon appetizing space God help me if I'm posting here at 40+ years of age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683673) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:46 PM Author: jade hall (90% of poasters 20 years ago) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683725) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:09 PM Author: Twinkling exciting tank station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47684777) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:50 PM Author: crystalline orchestra pit associate Women peak well before 18 but social values in this country don’t allow that to be acknowledged. Age of consent laws in most of Europe and Latin America make it more clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5530768&forum_id=2#47683733) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:20 PM Author: Dashing hateful circlehead crackhouse mid to late thirties is probably more accurate for a guy who's in shape and has kept his hair.
what's the point of this poast? |
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:24 PM Author: Floppy ticket booth dysfunction for entertainment, what's the point of any post
oh and to make posters feel better when they go through their mid-life crisis and get divorced |