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giving away 1 ETH per minute to the most pathetic sob stories I hear ITT
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153528) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Smoky dilemma cumskin sup TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153564) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153606) |
Date: September 24th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Pink beady-eyed cuckold puppy She was so happy for me. So proud of me. She was with me since I was 22. Always supportive.
But I was pissed about a guy she fucked while we were still in the “getting to know each other” phase. He didn’t have to do anything to fuck her. Just be Chad. In fact the day she fucked Chad, I drove her three hours to pick up a female friend. I had to go home that night to visit a family member.
She fucked him. Then kissed me again the next day. And three days later we became official. I was crushed. But I stayed with her because I was young and thought the best I’ll ever do is be with a woman and clean up Chad’s leftovers.
And it ate at me forever. So when I became partner she was holding the baby and had tears in her eyes. So proud of me. I screamed at her and I said “this isn’t for you. This is for me. This is my fuck you to you and Chad. Fuck you both.”
Then I walked out, a man who became more valuable with age. All 5’9 of me who has now shrunk down to 5’8 with age. My hairline non existent, the dark brown hair fibers that don’t even match my graying “hair” (or what’s left of my Norwood 4) but looked good in the bathroom are now exposed in natural sunlight, if you look closely enough you can see them steaming off my head with every gust of wind. The shoulders on my white brooks brothers 347 shirt dark brown.
My teeth yellow. The moles on my face growing by the week. I hobble my 275lb body toward the 18 year old FOID on the street corner who I can now get because I’m now valuable. I run towards her with my arms extended. She screams. My hand reaches toward her smooth leg in her denim skirt. She’s screaming louder and louder takes a swing at me and sprints away.
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153536) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Pink beady-eyed cuckold puppy I only have Coinbase lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153556) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: coiffed vibrant coldplay fan base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153540) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency I was recognized as the board's dumbest poster today, and no one even showed up to mock, defame, and threaten me
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153537) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency 0xCdc3EaE1E515168c264c888b772d2E6a343AFe95 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153548) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother sent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153549) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency Thank you, you're a gentleman, a scholar, and a poet. I'll revert back to verify for everyone when the transaction goes through
EDIT: And a big fuck you to everyone who laughed at my stupidity! LOOK WHO'S GETTING THE LAST LAUGH NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'm gonna be richrichrichrichrichrichrich!!! |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Pink beady-eyed cuckold puppy Thanks. I need an ETH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153561) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency All you've got to do to be rich like me is post a legitimate sob story and your ethereum address. I can confirm that I'm a multi-millionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153568) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Rambunctious Spot i am bald and 5'1.8".
please send to wallet |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153551) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: stubborn flesh range I’m gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153552) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: razzle crackhouse patrolman I'm NASA CERN laser measured 5'11.9999999999999999" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153555) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: splenetic bronze really tough guy I’m balding and a born again virgin
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Smoky dilemma cumskin OP = TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153565) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Talented fanboi My wife left me because of my bad crypto investments, I owe $1634.48 a month in alimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153566) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency Wait, not having a wife is a problem now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153569) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Talented fanboi Considering how hard I got assraped in the settlement yeah this is kind of an issue for me. I don’t miss her personally, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153573) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency The alimony sucks for sure, but not having a wife? PRICELESS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153578) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Talented fanboi She got a lot more of my shit too but I’m not really supposed to go into that
PLEASE PROBABLY-FAKE GATORMO MAKE MY NEXT ALIMONY PAYMENT SO I DONT GET THROWN IN JAIL WITH DARNELL |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Dead Corn Cake Mad-dog Skullcap I'm gonna need way more than that and I don't do crypto, can you send cash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153570) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency I've been getting 1 ETH per minute. I'm guessing that will continue until someone one-ups my sob story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153577) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: appetizing milk so about 24 ETH?? like 64000 usd? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153589) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency It stopped after 12 minute :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153612) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: motley fluffy circlehead Im so poor I don't even have a crypto wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153581) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: milky narrow-minded pervert I have a divorce story that makes every therapist I encounter immediately ask: “Are you having suicidal thoughts?”
I can't post it during my pending divorce because discovery is ongoing.
I will nonetheless accept the ETH and disclose the marital asset to opposing counsel.
I may need help coming up with a legally sufficient explanation of its source.
draft v.1: “An anonymous man, woman, or other entity known only by a posting handle consisting of text arranged into the graphical representation of an alligator, who offered crypto to sympathetic individuals and has a reputation among other anonymous men, women, or entities for generosity.” |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Talented fanboi Too vague, gatormo don’t give this guy shit until he spills more deetz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153590) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: magenta menage i have been delaying getting a cracked filling replaced because of dental insurance problems and laziness. 'i'll just go to mexico eventually.' but i'm pretty sure it will need a full-blown root canal at and crown at this point. i keep the situation slightly in-check by not really chewing on that side and rinsing the area with diluted bleach 2X per week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153626) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Turquoise marketing idea My once vibrant personality and most of my soul have been slowly leeched through my eyes by the screens of financial institutions that I stare into every day, serving only to further enrich already rich men. My family will remember me only by the meager table scraps of treasure I’m allowed to keep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153638) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: costumed institution halford I have spent my lifetime trying to maek it and I desperately need an edger! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153639) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Smoky dilemma cumskin TSINAH will surely bail you out! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153647) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: racy orchestra pit My net worth is literally -30k not flame I have a cc with 5k on it. If this is paid off my life would materially change.
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Non lawyer. Work a shitty back breaking warehouse job. In debt because my house got flooded with literal sewage feces and I had to take out loans to get it fixed & cleaned up with the city. Also I had to buy a new toilet & plumbing for like 2k. If my car breaks down again I'll probably lose my job also. |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Dead Corn Cake Mad-dog Skullcap lmao damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153734) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: Slippery bateful people who are hurt corner lol kelso (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153739) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: costumed institution halford Flame. Toilets cost like $80-120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153854) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: racy orchestra pit It was £700 parts and labor to replace a toilet that was leaking when flushed into the ceiling. guy had to open up the back and replace the whole thing + redo my plumbing, this wa also completely separate to the thousands I lost on the flood the year prior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153859) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Crimson Parlour Mother not the Toto Neorest LS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153861) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Passionate painfully honest factory reset button travel guidebook I still have my my SOL from gatormo.
Tsinah, if you poast a pic of your cock in the next 5 minutes, I'll email you the seed phrase for the wallet. |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: Massive crusty heaven i am a long time XO poaster. what could be worse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153877) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: histrionic goyim Ok you got my attention lol. Reply to me and say how sorry you are for being poor and I may bless you with 10 ETH or more depending on how much you debase yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50154147) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:15 PM Author: costumed institution halford I am extremely poor and I deserve any and all abuse. I have even traveled the country and work as a lawyer, voluntarily, for money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50154148) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 8:04 AM Author: racy orchestra pit 0xA481F00EDb59FA2CA3ba27F7BcA090529a686a3D
Non lawyer House literally flooded with sewage main from the entire street, city had to come fix it but left my house covered in filth. Car broke down almost died in a crash thanks to a snowstorm. barely holding down my menial job commuting from an exurb.
Had to take out loans to help family, house. barely scraping by. Net worth is -30k Been posting about it as 'kelso' for a few years.
Got £4.5k on one cc, checking fully overdrawn. just missed a payment for the first time this month.
This is the shortest version. Its over |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 8:13 AM Author: cream bat shit crazy national security agency I can't even retire yet
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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:47 AM Author: lilac crawly meetinghouse idiot for sale: baby shoes, never worn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50154239) |