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Best Ways to Carry Out a Death Sentence
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: wine hall The botched execution of that one ugly chick made me wonder about the best way to carry out executions
It seems to me that putting motherfuckers in a transparent cylinder about a hundred feet tall, with a 10 ton, perfectly fitted metal cap that can be loosed to fall down the shaft of the cylinder and onto the head or prone body of the perpetrator, would be cheap, safe, effective, and impossible to fuck up
The same would be true about just blowing them up with a bunch of C4 or other explosive
Putting aside gratuitous pain and suffering, what would be the best method to carry out executions? |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: talented jet-lagged address Why transparent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176982) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface There are supposed to be witnesses who can attend/watch. Embedding cameras seems harder than making it transparent. And something like this should be a bit of a spectacle
It should probably just be crosshatched rebar or something so the displaced air can escape and people can see in |
Date: October 7th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: crimson excitant market roast beef firing squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: wine hall Do enough of them and some asshole with the bullet won't get a clean shot in, and it will be a problem (my understanding is that not everyone has a viable round). Why not just do something quick and impossible to fuck up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176593) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Submissive garnet circlehead Why not just give everybody a round? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176596) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Ungodly laughsome theater I thought everyone but one got a round? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176599) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: wine hall You just know eventually there will be some kind of bullshit that causes a furor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176607) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: crimson excitant market roast beef "Do enough of them..."
how often do you think we have firing squads?
anyways, a FS is filled with army sniper types. those guys arent missing.
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: wine hall My curiosity here was basically for a universal redesign of executions. So my assumption was that if we used a firing squad, that's what would be used for all death sentences going forward
Probably true that someone wouldn't miss. But why take that chance? And why risk giving the firing squad a route to disability pay from PTSD or some shit? |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Maniacal Space Sandwich lol fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176833) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: wine hall Motherfucker, nothing gay about not wanting to pay more motherfuckers scamming disability pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176838) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: cleveland steamer PTSD claim risk is unique to firing squads and not the electric chair switch flipper, lethal injector, etc?
every cop who carries a gun is a risk for shit like that. firing squad crew is a popcorn fart by comparison. |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Let's assume not. But a whole squad vs 1 person changes the risk substantially
EDIT: Thank you for the cop example. Yet another reason for me to not like those motherfuckers |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: cleveland steamer you probably have a crew of people similar in size to a firing squad running the lethal injection or electric chair procedure. watching someone get electrocuted while they spend their last few seconds in life pissing and shitting themselves into a diaper has to be pretty traumatic.
firing squad seems like the least fucked up and least risk of failure.
https://youtu.be/Dkmbo5KJVZA?t=211 |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface That's kind of the purpose of this thread: can we come up with better methods for whatever you're solving for (I agree risk of failure and not being fucked up are key considerations)
Hard to believe we got it maximally right all those years ago. The "massive dose of fentanyl" idea below is a pretty good one, though I don't like things that could be faked/substituted easily
I'm partial towards essentially instant, guaranteed unsurvivable, impossible to fuck up, easily verifiable as complete solutions |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: blue tanning salon windowlicker One way flight to mumbai (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176602) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: blue tanning salon windowlicker I don't get why they don't put someone up on the gallows, noose around neck lethally inject them, have firing squad pepper them with 5.56 and then drop them and hang them and u could even fill the chamber with gas too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176603) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: wine hall Goddamn! Is this an execution or some kind of make work program? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176609) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: talented jet-lagged address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176986) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: talented jet-lagged address Executioner earn his pay today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176987) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: ...-....:::::......: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178012) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: ruddy halford parlor human compactor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176630) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: wine hall Like my cylinder idea above? Or just a repurposed garbage truck or car crusher or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176633) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: ruddy halford parlor any of those would make sense they'd just need to know it's coming slowly - you wouldn't want it instant.
a freak who abuses kids etc - they should be put in the compactor and have it slowly compact them.
going to courthouse/prison for this stuff is not appropriate and is the wrong message to all other freaks. |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Cruel-hearted slate office background story a guillotine seems pretty easy to maintain in working order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176651) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: wine hall Much more practical than my cylinder idea, but it lacks a bit of that WOW factor, you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176790) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: alcoholic liquid oxygen theatre fent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176652) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: wine hall Simple, effective, and guaranteed with a large enough dose. May be bad to have large quantities (large in the sense that doses are so tiny) of fentanyl going into prisons, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176709) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: Heady fat ankles location Bluesmoke moving to South Carolina and immediately committing capital murder, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50177148) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178024) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 5:07 AM Author: Serf's Up! (gunneratttt) Fent + gun or guillotine seems pretty foolproof and insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50177822) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: aromatic gold bawdyhouse toaster a mounted submachine gun Thailand carried out executions by shooting from 1934 until 2003, using a mounted submachine gun; executions since then are performed by lethal injection under capital punishment in Thailand.[20][21][22][23] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_by_shooting |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Submissive garnet circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176684) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: wine hall Goddamn!
Reminds me of this headline as well (North Korea executing someone with an anti-aircraft gun): https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/north-korea-executes-defence-chief-with-an-anti-aircraft-gun/ww2lfncy1
There is something visceral about over the top executions that seems satisfying, like just blowing motherfuckers up |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: aromatic gold bawdyhouse toaster that was 180 savagery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176880) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Cerise Stimulating Organic Girlfriend Locus Guillotine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176839) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Unholy cyan sound barrier sharklasers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176840) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: Cerise Stimulating Organic Girlfriend Locus https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o?is=FXFU5ITsK6IEqWrB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176972) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 6:19 PM Author: talented jet-lagged address DLA Piper associate offer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50176988) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:50 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Sir, how in the hell do you think we could get consensus to repeal the 8th amendment in this political environment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178016) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: The Hole Better than Jackson Lewis Baltimore office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178392) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: fighting gay wizard Offer them up as scientific sacrifices to The Trolley Problem Institute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50177136) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Spruce hideous brunch son of senegal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SennnKmGJXo
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: Rickys' Cat firing squad sounds humane, to be honest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178031) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: it's so over I've always thought it made sense to set up redundancies. Like put them on a ship in the ocean on a plank, then give them a megashot of opiates, back away, and shoot them off the plank. That way if the bullets don't get them the drowning & drugs will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178042) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: AZNgirl w/Penis discussing Interest Rates w/TT6 maek them smell ppl at a MAGA rally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178051) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Too high a chance their sense of smell is already shot from clouds of Indian BO now that America has become New New Delhi. Need something more likely to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178374) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm Vigo the Carpathian was poisoned, shot, stabbed, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered, and beheaded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178052) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Rickys' Cat did he survive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178060) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm Just before his head died, his last words were: "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178070) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: chilmata Compassionate drowning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910562&forum_id=2#50178364) |