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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
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Transparent trip home pisswyrm
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Transparent trip home pisswyrm
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territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Mentally impaired station becky
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chocolate motley deer antler toaster
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mildly autistic costumed stage
  09/18/24
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bearded brethren telephone
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
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Racy school cafeteria chad
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Marvelous Filthpig Theater
  09/18/24
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Talented pit
  09/19/24
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Thriller therapy
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Indecent Bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
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chestnut chapel fat ankles
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
crystalline zombie-like menage alpha
  09/18/24
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Indecent Bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
razzle library depressive
  09/18/24
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Thriller therapy
  09/18/24
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crimson death wish queen of the night
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
big shrine athletic conference
  09/18/24
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territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Lascivious sanctuary
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Lascivious sanctuary
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Lascivious sanctuary
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
bossy national
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Crawly scarlet coffee pot
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
territorial friendly grandma
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Ivory crotch den
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
big shrine athletic conference
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Ivory crotch den
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
big shrine athletic conference
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Ivory crotch den
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
territorial friendly grandma
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
big shrine athletic conference
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
territorial friendly grandma
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Ivory crotch den
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
territorial friendly grandma
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Ivory crotch den
  09/19/24
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big shrine athletic conference
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: territorial friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Transparent trip home pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Transparent trip home pisswyrm

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Mentally impaired station becky

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: chocolate motley deer antler toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: mildly autistic costumed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bearded brethren telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Racy school cafeteria chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Filthpig Theater

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Talented pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Thriller therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Indecent Bawdyhouse

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: chestnut chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: crystalline zombie-like menage alpha

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Indecent Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: razzle library depressive

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Thriller therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: crimson death wish queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: big shrine athletic conference

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: bossy national

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Crawly scarlet coffee pot

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: big shrine athletic conference

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Ivory crotch den

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: big shrine athletic conference

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Ivory crotch den

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: big shrine athletic conference

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: territorial friendly grandma

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Ivory crotch den

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: big shrine athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#49340186)