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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
180 main people friendly grandma
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
dull native
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
azure famous landscape painting toaster
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
azure famous landscape painting toaster
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Appetizing orchestra pit
  04/08/25
that's rude
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
lilac autistic therapy lodge
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Flushed Odious Senate
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Titillating Henna Knife
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/08/25
...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/08/25
...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/09/25
...
Stimulating very tactful stag film
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
aphrodisiac ratface
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Scarlet bateful dingle berry
  04/09/25
Ty
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/09/25
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Rose mediation clown
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
bright goal in life party of the first part
  04/09/25
...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
cracking snowy house mother
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
spectacular love of her life affirmative action
  05/02/25
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Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  05/12/25
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Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Scarlet bateful dingle berry
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
azure famous landscape painting toaster
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
azure famous landscape painting toaster
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Honey-headed irradiated fanboi gay wizard
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: 180 main people friendly grandma

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: dull native

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: azure famous landscape painting toaster

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: azure famous landscape painting toaster

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Appetizing orchestra pit

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: lilac autistic therapy lodge

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Flushed Odious Senate

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating Henna Knife

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ratface

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Scarlet bateful dingle berry

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Rose mediation clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bright goal in life party of the first part

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: cracking snowy house mother

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: spectacular love of her life affirmative action

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Scarlet bateful dingle berry

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: azure famous landscape painting toaster

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Charismatic Out-of-control Church Building Dog Poop

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: azure famous landscape painting toaster

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Honey-headed irradiated fanboi gay wizard

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)