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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Orange address
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Rough-skinned soggy tanning salon genital piercing
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Sticky digit ratio locus
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Sticky digit ratio locus
  06/27/25
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violet marvelous community account
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
amber crawly school cafeteria
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Sticky digit ratio locus
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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Mentally impaired box office haunted graveyard
  06/27/25
It's both
Dark locale
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Topaz high-end kitty stain
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
big gaping
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Laughsome famous landscape painting pervert
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Orange address
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
thirsty friendly grandma
  06/27/25
lmfao
amber crawly school cafeteria
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
twinkling rebellious nursing home
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Topaz high-end kitty stain
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
twinkling rebellious nursing home
  06/27/25
lmao
violet marvelous community account
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Sticky digit ratio locus
  06/27/25
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Crimson codepig
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
violet marvelous community account
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
insane maize hospital candlestick maker
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
violet marvelous community account
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
insane maize hospital candlestick maker
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Topaz high-end kitty stain
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
twinkling rebellious nursing home
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
violet marvelous community account
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Topaz high-end kitty stain
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Comical puce plaza fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Arousing Fat Ankles Nibblets
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
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Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
big gaping
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Harsh glittery son of senegal
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
anal self-absorbed trust fund hall
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Irradiated Hell Telephone
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
gold sound barrier location
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Harsh glittery son of senegal
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
supple giraffe laser beams
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Laughsome famous landscape painting pervert
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
violet marvelous community account
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
gold sound barrier location
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Harsh glittery son of senegal
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Orange address

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned soggy tanning salon genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Sticky digit ratio locus

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Sticky digit ratio locus

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Aqua Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Topaz high-end kitty stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Aggressive beady-eyed striped hyena pocket flask

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: motley peach mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: amber crawly school cafeteria

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky digit ratio locus

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired box office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Dark locale

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Topaz high-end kitty stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: big gaping

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting pervert

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Orange address

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: thirsty friendly grandma

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: amber crawly school cafeteria

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious nursing home

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Topaz high-end kitty stain

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious nursing home

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sticky digit ratio locus

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Crimson codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: insane maize hospital candlestick maker

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: insane maize hospital candlestick maker

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Submissive obsidian circlehead marketing idea

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Topaz high-end kitty stain

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious nursing home

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Topaz high-end kitty stain

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Comical puce plaza fortuitous meteor

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing Fat Ankles Nibblets

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Rusted Mischievous Really Tough Guy Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: big gaping

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Harsh glittery son of senegal

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: anal self-absorbed trust fund hall

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Hell Telephone

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: gold sound barrier location

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Harsh glittery son of senegal

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: supple giraffe laser beams

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Laughsome famous landscape painting pervert

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: violet marvelous community account

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: gold sound barrier location

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Harsh glittery son of senegal

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)