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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Violent space
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Violent space
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100%
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  07/15/25
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  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Violent space
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/14/25
wut
Talented Mother
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
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  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
bateful amber lodge faggotry
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Violent space

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant ungodly associate heaven

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Violent space

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Swashbuckling Pocket Flask

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: arousing mad cow disease tanning salon

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal locale yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Blue principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: tripping office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Frisky Chocolate Deer Antler Trailer Park

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sadistic stage

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal locale yarmulke

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Violent space

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Excitant ungodly associate heaven



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Violent space

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Talented Mother

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: floppy fat ankles

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: tripping office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: elite coldplay fan forum



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: sticky address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Navy Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Poppy native elastic band

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: exhilarant police squad

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Crystalline Swashbuckling Pocket Flask



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: coiffed insanely creepy pisswyrm cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Blue principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: swollen thriller pozpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: electric up-to-no-good faggot firefighter lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic gay bawdyhouse idea he suggested



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: coiffed insanely creepy pisswyrm cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: tripping office



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: big-titted set corn cake



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: irradiated sable garrison roommate

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: tripping office

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: twinkling multi-colored brunch

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: trip filthy church building circlehead

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: rambunctious menage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Henna exciting codepig den

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mahogany market degenerate

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: boyish state skinny woman

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Frisky Chocolate Deer Antler Trailer Park

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Submissive stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Greedy 180 Goal In Life Parlour



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Lilac marvelous church stock car

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bateful amber lodge faggotry

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)