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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
fuchsia office
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
demanding chestnut point pistol
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
lavender dragon
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
spectacular bbw
  03/26/19
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fuchsia office
  03/26/19
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Yellow Rehab
  03/26/19
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jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Hairless Onyx Stead
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
demanding chestnut point pistol
  03/26/19
O F S F S
spectacular bbw
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
180
Glittery Kitchen Preventive Strike
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
bistre thirsty selfie
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
sepia at-the-ready candlestick maker bawdyhouse
  08/06/19
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lavender dragon
  03/26/19
...
Startled piazza
  03/26/19
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beady-eyed irate telephone digit ratio
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
ebony diverse ticket booth
  03/26/19
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spectacular bbw
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
jade talented public bath reading party
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
bateful base giraffe
  03/26/19
...
ebony diverse ticket booth
  03/26/19
...
Canary aphrodisiac address mad-dog skullcap
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Cruise Ship
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
bistre thirsty selfie
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Unholy marketing idea
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
bateful base giraffe
  03/26/19
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Unholy marketing idea
  03/26/19
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bateful base giraffe
  06/18/19
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bateful base giraffe
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
bistre thirsty selfie
  03/26/19
cr
Unholy marketing idea
  03/26/19
Zoho
Lemon box office
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
contagious jet-lagged gaming laptop keepsake machete
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Crimson fragrant step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
...
Adulterous snowy brethren
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Canary aphrodisiac address mad-dog skullcap
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Cheese-eating appetizing plaza
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Green hairraiser nowag personal credit line
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
flushed duck-like national indirect expression
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Cheese-eating appetizing plaza
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
ebony diverse ticket booth
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
sepia at-the-ready candlestick maker bawdyhouse
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Dark Sickened Organic Girlfriend
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Embarrassed To The Bone Charismatic Newt
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Razzle orchid locale
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Laughsome pearly hell
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Dark Sickened Organic Girlfriend
  08/07/19
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Charismatic Newt
  11/09/19
...
fuchsia office
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Titillating balding sweet tailpipe wagecucks
  06/26/25
forces sales
Internet-worthy headpube stage
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: fuchsia office

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: demanding chestnut point pistol

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: lavender dragon

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: spectacular bbw

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: fuchsia office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Yellow Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Hairless Onyx Stead

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: demanding chestnut point pistol

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: spectacular bbw

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Glittery Kitchen Preventive Strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: bistre thirsty selfie

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: sepia at-the-ready candlestick maker bawdyhouse

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: lavender dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Startled piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed irate telephone digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: ebony diverse ticket booth

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: spectacular bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: jade talented public bath reading party

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: bateful base giraffe

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: ebony diverse ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Canary aphrodisiac address mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Toilet Seat Cruise Ship

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: bistre thirsty selfie

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Unholy marketing idea

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: bateful base giraffe

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Unholy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: bateful base giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: bateful base giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: bistre thirsty selfie

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Unholy marketing idea

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Lemon box office

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: contagious jet-lagged gaming laptop keepsake machete

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Crimson fragrant step-uncle's house

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Adulterous snowy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Canary aphrodisiac address mad-dog skullcap

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing plaza

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Green hairraiser nowag personal credit line

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: flushed duck-like national indirect expression

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing plaza

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: ebony diverse ticket booth

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: sepia at-the-ready candlestick maker bawdyhouse

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Dark Sickened Organic Girlfriend

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Charismatic Newt

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle orchid locale

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Laughsome pearly hell

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Dark Sickened Organic Girlfriend

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Charismatic Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: fuchsia office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Titillating balding sweet tailpipe wagecucks

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy headpube stage

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)