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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Godawful roast beef
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
galvanic rambunctious indian lodge
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Charcoal site
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Abusive tan candlestick maker circlehead
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Titillating Bearded Pervert Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Bistre Tank Associate
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
ebony electric people who are hurt ceo
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
drab crotch main people
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Flushed Juggernaut Stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
purple vigorous dragon brethren
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
cracking brindle mood
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Amethyst parlor windowlicker
  06/30/25
cr
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Flushed Juggernaut Stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
frisky racy selfie native
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes
  06/30/25
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Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Amethyst parlor windowlicker
  06/30/25
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Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol
  07/01/25
*bussy
dun rough-skinned fat ankles garrison
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Bistre Tank Associate
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hairraiser place of business kitty
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
slap-happy diverse halford location
  06/30/25
fuck
Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hairraiser place of business kitty
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Godawful roast beef
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
frisky racy selfie native
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
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Chest-beating fear-inspiring filthpig volcanic crater
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Concupiscible cowardly keepsake machete public bath
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Deep sweet tailpipe gas station
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Glittery Casino
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
disgusting house pozpig
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Motley seedy church building
  06/30/25
tcr
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
just jump
Marvelous home ape
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
...
Saffron Newt Jew
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Comical yellow deer antler
  06/30/25
wow
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Nubile Set Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
JFC man
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
drab crotch main people
  06/30/25
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Marvelous home ape
  06/30/25
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Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
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Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes
  06/30/25
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contagious gold lay half-breed
  06/30/25
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walnut gunner
  06/30/25
...
disgusting house pozpig
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Motley seedy church building
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Concupiscible cowardly keepsake machete public bath
  06/30/25
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french friendly grandma shrine
  07/01/25
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Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol
  07/01/25
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spectacular tripping theatre
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Doobsian state mexican
  07/01/25
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Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
...
Charcoal site
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Titillating Bearded Pervert Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
bro
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
...
Motley seedy church building
  06/30/25
lol
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
...
nighttime hateful quadroon electric furnace
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
hyperventilating aphrodisiac space regret
  06/30/25
jfc
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Flushed Juggernaut Stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
contagious gold lay half-breed
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
walnut gunner
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
hyperventilating aphrodisiac space regret
  07/01/25
...
Deep sweet tailpipe gas station
  07/01/25
...
walnut gunner
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
lavender giraffe
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
frisky racy selfie native
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Silver dog poop dilemma
  06/30/25
...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/01/25
...
Mind-boggling azn
  07/01/25
lol
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
...
Marvelous home ape
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
arousing sadistic idiot
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Charismatic pea-brained cumskin faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Well-lubricated stead
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
medicated turdskin meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
naked shitlib dopamine
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Mind-boggling azn
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Mustard Swashbuckling Trust Fund
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/01/25
...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol
  07/01/25
😟
shivering exciting hospital
  07/01/25
...
Peach bull headed parlour indirect expression
  07/01/25
holy shit
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Mind-boggling azn
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
aromatic legal warrant ticket booth
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Bistre Tank Associate
  07/01/25
...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Comical yellow deer antler
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Bistre Tank Associate
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Startling roommate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Stirring Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/06/25
...
Comical yellow deer antler
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
lascivious maize legend whorehouse
  07/06/25
...
walnut gunner
  07/06/25
lol
Vivacious Self-centered Plaza
  07/07/25
wow
emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Godawful roast beef

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: galvanic rambunctious indian lodge

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Charcoal site

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Abusive tan candlestick maker circlehead

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Titillating Bearded Pervert Marketing Idea

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bistre Tank Associate

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ebony electric people who are hurt ceo

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: drab crotch main people

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Flushed Juggernaut Stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: purple vigorous dragon brethren

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cracking brindle mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Amethyst parlor windowlicker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flushed Juggernaut Stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: frisky racy selfie native

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst parlor windowlicker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dun rough-skinned fat ankles garrison

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bistre Tank Associate

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser place of business kitty

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: slap-happy diverse halford location

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser place of business kitty

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Godawful roast beef

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: frisky racy selfie native

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating fear-inspiring filthpig volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible cowardly keepsake machete public bath

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Deep sweet tailpipe gas station

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted foreskin crackhouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery Casino

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: disgusting house pozpig

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Motley seedy church building

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Marvelous home ape

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Saffron Newt Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Comical yellow deer antler

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Nubile Set Mad Cow Disease

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: drab crotch main people

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Supple opaque kitty cat useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: contagious gold lay half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: walnut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disgusting house pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Motley seedy church building

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible cowardly keepsake machete public bath

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: french friendly grandma shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular tripping theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Doobsian state mexican

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Charcoal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating Bearded Pervert Marketing Idea

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Motley seedy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: nighttime hateful quadroon electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac space regret

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Flushed Juggernaut Stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: contagious gold lay half-breed

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: walnut gunner

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating aphrodisiac space regret

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Deep sweet tailpipe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: walnut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: lavender giraffe

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: frisky racy selfie native

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Silver dog poop dilemma

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Marvelous home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: arousing sadistic idiot

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Charismatic pea-brained cumskin faggot firefighter

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated stead

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: medicated turdskin meetinghouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: naked shitlib dopamine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling azn

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mustard Swashbuckling Trust Fund

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: shivering exciting hospital

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Peach bull headed parlour indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling azn

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aromatic legal warrant ticket booth

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bistre Tank Associate

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good sneaky criminal

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Comical yellow deer antler

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Bistre Tank Associate

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Startling roommate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Partner Pistol

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring Organic Girlfriend

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Comical yellow deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious maize legend whorehouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: walnut gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Self-centered Plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful philosopher-king center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)