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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bossy center
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
hairless jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Slate self-centered chapel
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
learning disabled titillating death wish depressive
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Violent Church Ratface
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
lascivious foreskin locus
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Wonderful gas station blood rage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Beta Fragrant Base Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aromatic athletic conference
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Confused pit factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Light Startled Pervert Mediation
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bipolar Sooty Theater Stage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
thirsty native windowlicker
  06/30/25
cr
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aromatic athletic conference
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
curious genital piercing cuck
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Light Startled Pervert Mediation
  06/30/25
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Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
thirsty native windowlicker
  06/30/25
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white cerebral den crotch
  07/01/25
*bussy
Idiotic plaza
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
lascivious foreskin locus
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Soul-stirring maize dopamine tattoo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
heady aquamarine multi-billionaire twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
fuck
balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Soul-stirring maize dopamine tattoo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bossy center
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
curious genital piercing cuck
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
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hairraiser dog poop faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cobalt appetizing spot
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
puce trailer park
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
French mauve step-uncle's house national security agency
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
puce trailer park
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
puce trailer park
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bateful amber pozpig new version
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
chest-beating wagecucks
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
multi-colored jade macaca shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
just jump
Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
...
glassy lodge hunting ground
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
brilliant psychic
  06/30/25
wow
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Black Concupiscible Bawdyhouse Partner
  06/30/25
JFC man
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Beta Fragrant Base Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
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Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma
  06/30/25
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balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
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Light Startled Pervert Mediation
  06/30/25
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Brindle public bath
  06/30/25
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Awkward people who are hurt house
  06/30/25
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chest-beating wagecucks
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
multi-colored jade macaca shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
cobalt appetizing spot
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz hospital cuckold
  07/01/25
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white cerebral den crotch
  07/01/25
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Well-lubricated menage jewess
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Impressive Tanning Salon Black Woman
  07/01/25
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boyish orange yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Slate self-centered chapel
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Violent Church Ratface
  06/30/25
bro
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
...
multi-colored jade macaca shrine
  06/30/25
lol
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
...
Supple giraffe abode
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Bearded adventurous temple turdskin
  06/30/25
jfc
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aromatic athletic conference
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Brindle public bath
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Awkward people who are hurt house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Bearded adventurous temple turdskin
  07/01/25
...
French mauve step-uncle's house national security agency
  07/01/25
...
Awkward people who are hurt house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
boyish orange yarmulke
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
exhilarant parlour
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
curious genital piercing cuck
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask
  06/30/25
...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/01/25
...
Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor
  07/01/25
lol
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
...
Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
excitant nursing home
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
violent site queen of the night
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Pearl field
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Insane property clown
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Spectacular sepia resort mexican
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
out-of-control abnormal location
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
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mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
white cerebral den crotch
  07/01/25
😟
Irradiated prole
  07/01/25
...
Impertinent casino
  07/01/25
holy shit
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
shivering elastic band cumskin
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
boyish orange yarmulke
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
lascivious foreskin locus
  07/01/25
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mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
boyish orange yarmulke
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
boyish orange yarmulke
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
brilliant psychic
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
lascivious foreskin locus
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Razzle nubile church building
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
white cerebral den crotch
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
vermilion messiness
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/06/25
...
brilliant psychic
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Gold Sickened Orchestra Pit
  07/06/25
...
Awkward people who are hurt house
  07/06/25
lol
Vigorous Cruise Ship
  07/07/25
wow
mustard antidepressant drug ape
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bossy center

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: hairless jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Slate self-centered chapel

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: learning disabled titillating death wish depressive

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Violent Church Ratface

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: lascivious foreskin locus

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station blood rage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Beta Fragrant Base Useless Brakes

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aromatic athletic conference

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Confused pit factory reset button

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Light Startled Pervert Mediation

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bipolar Sooty Theater Stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: thirsty native windowlicker

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic athletic conference

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: curious genital piercing cuck

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Light Startled Pervert Mediation

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thirsty native windowlicker

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: white cerebral den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Idiotic plaza

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lascivious foreskin locus

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maize dopamine tattoo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: heady aquamarine multi-billionaire twinkling uncleanness

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maize dopamine tattoo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bossy center

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: curious genital piercing cuck

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: hairraiser dog poop faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cobalt appetizing spot

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: puce trailer park

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: French mauve step-uncle's house national security agency

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: puce trailer park

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: puce trailer park

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bateful amber pozpig new version

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: chest-beating wagecucks

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored jade macaca shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: glassy lodge hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: brilliant psychic

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Black Concupiscible Bawdyhouse Partner

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Beta Fragrant Base Useless Brakes

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Light Startled Pervert Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Brindle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Awkward people who are hurt house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: chest-beating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored jade macaca shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cobalt appetizing spot

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz hospital cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: white cerebral den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated menage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Impressive Tanning Salon Black Woman

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: boyish orange yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Slate self-centered chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Violent Church Ratface

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored jade macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Supple giraffe abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Bearded adventurous temple turdskin

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aromatic athletic conference

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Brindle public bath

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Awkward people who are hurt house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Bearded adventurous temple turdskin

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: French mauve step-uncle's house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Awkward people who are hurt house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: boyish orange yarmulke

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: exhilarant parlour

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: curious genital piercing cuck

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: balding orchid son of senegal pocket flask

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Claret Tripping Persian Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: excitant nursing home

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: violent site queen of the night

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Pearl field

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Insane property clown

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Spectacular sepia resort mexican

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: out-of-control abnormal location

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: white cerebral den crotch

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Irradiated prole

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Impertinent casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ivory rebellious coldplay fan parlor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: shivering elastic band cumskin

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: boyish orange yarmulke

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: lascivious foreskin locus

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: boyish orange yarmulke

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: boyish orange yarmulke

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: brilliant psychic

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: lascivious foreskin locus

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle nubile church building

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: white cerebral den crotch

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: brilliant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Gold Sickened Orchestra Pit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Awkward people who are hurt house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mustard antidepressant drug ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)