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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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French location
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
pink market
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Garnet hyperventilating fat ankles
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Aqua Space
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Stimulating naked business firm halford
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
effete abusive hell idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
cracking ebony knife field
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
costumed university
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
carnelian racy brethren
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
French location
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
beta chad
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Coiffed trump supporter chapel
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Submissive national
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
French location
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
primrose shitlib mediation
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Fluffy casino tattoo
  06/30/25
cr
French location
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
beta chad
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Insane Digit Ratio Resort
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad
  06/30/25
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ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Submissive national
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Fluffy casino tattoo
  06/30/25
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Azure clown
  07/01/25
*bussy
talented locale
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
cracking ebony knife field
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
fiercely-loyal nowag twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
carmine regret dysfunction
  06/30/25
fuck
Submissive national
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
fiercely-loyal nowag twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
pink market
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Submissive national
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Insane Digit Ratio Resort
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
French location
  06/30/25
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floppy forum gay wizard
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
jade tank
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
splenetic mentally impaired theater
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
French location
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Motley Dilemma Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
French location
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
buck-toothed dragon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig
  06/30/25
tcr
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
just jump
Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
French location
  06/30/25
...
Purple bearded brunch
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Passionate Zippy Cumskin
  06/30/25
wow
French location
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
laughsome main people gaming laptop
  06/30/25
JFC man
French location
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
carnelian racy brethren
  06/30/25
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Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate
  06/30/25
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Submissive national
  06/30/25
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yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad
  06/30/25
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misanthropic rigpig organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
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green heady area private investor
  06/30/25
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buck-toothed dragon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
jade tank
  06/30/25
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fishy hall
  07/01/25
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Azure clown
  07/01/25
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Charismatic sickened piazza
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Stirring Brilliant Nursing Home
  07/01/25
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tan stage associate
  07/01/25
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Aqua Space
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
effete abusive hell idea he suggested
  06/30/25
bro
French location
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig
  06/30/25
lol
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
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Lake Awkward Sanctuary Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Slippery high-end theatre scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
jfc
French location
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
beta chad
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
misanthropic rigpig organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
green heady area private investor
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Slippery high-end theatre scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
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splenetic mentally impaired theater
  07/01/25
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green heady area private investor
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
tan stage associate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mind-boggling orchestra pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Insane Digit Ratio Resort
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
French location
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Submissive national
  06/30/25
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French location
  07/01/25
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haunting concupiscible station boiling water
  07/01/25
lol
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
...
Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
blathering khaki center gunner
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
talking rehab
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
aquamarine church building alpha
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Crimson duck-like philosopher-king
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
razzle step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
haunting concupiscible station boiling water
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
swashbuckling candlestick maker roast beef
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
French location
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/01/25
...
French location
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Azure clown
  07/01/25
😟
exciting sneaky criminal kitchen
  07/01/25
...
citrine electric furnace site
  07/01/25
holy shit
French location
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
haunting concupiscible station boiling water
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
excitant principal's office nibblets
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
tan stage associate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
cracking ebony knife field
  07/01/25
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French location
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
tan stage associate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
tan stage associate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Passionate Zippy Cumskin
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
cracking ebony knife field
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
French location
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Gay pit
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Azure clown
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
maize house-broken office selfie
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
French location
  07/06/25
...
Passionate Zippy Cumskin
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
ultramarine address stain
  07/06/25
...
green heady area private investor
  07/06/25
lol
ruby irradiated toaster
  07/07/25
wow
French location
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: French location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: pink market

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Garnet hyperventilating fat ankles

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Aqua Space

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Stimulating naked business firm halford

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: effete abusive hell idea he suggested

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cracking ebony knife field

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: costumed university

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: carnelian racy brethren

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: French location

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: beta chad

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Coiffed trump supporter chapel

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Submissive national

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: French location

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: primrose shitlib mediation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fluffy casino tattoo

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: French location

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: beta chad

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Insane Digit Ratio Resort

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Submissive national

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fluffy casino tattoo

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Azure clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: talented locale

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cracking ebony knife field

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal nowag twinkling uncleanness

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: carmine regret dysfunction

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Submissive national

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal nowag twinkling uncleanness

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: pink market

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Submissive national

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Insane Digit Ratio Resort

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: French location

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: floppy forum gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: jade tank

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired theater

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: French location

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bistre school cafeteria voyeur

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Motley Dilemma Pocket Flask

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: French location

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: buck-toothed dragon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: French location

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Purple bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Passionate Zippy Cumskin

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: French location

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: laughsome main people gaming laptop

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: French location

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: carnelian racy brethren

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Submissive national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy antidepressant drug police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: misanthropic rigpig organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: green heady area private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: jade tank

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: fishy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Azure clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic sickened piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Stirring Brilliant Nursing Home

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: tan stage associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Aqua Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: effete abusive hell idea he suggested

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: French location

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Big-titted Tanning Salon Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lake Awkward Sanctuary Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Slippery high-end theatre scourge upon the earth

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: French location

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: beta chad

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: misanthropic rigpig organic girlfriend

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: green heady area private investor

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Slippery high-end theatre scourge upon the earth

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: green heady area private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: tan stage associate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling orchestra pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Insane Digit Ratio Resort

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: French location

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Submissive national

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: French location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: haunting concupiscible station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Saffron apoplectic fanboi senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: blathering khaki center gunner

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: talking rehab

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: aquamarine church building alpha

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Crimson duck-like philosopher-king

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: haunting concupiscible station boiling water

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling candlestick maker roast beef

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: French location

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: French location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Azure clown

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exciting sneaky criminal kitchen

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: citrine electric furnace site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: French location

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: haunting concupiscible station boiling water

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: excitant principal's office nibblets

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: tan stage associate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cracking ebony knife field

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: French location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: tan stage associate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: tan stage associate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Passionate Zippy Cumskin

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: cracking ebony knife field

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: French location

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Gay pit

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Azure clown

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: maize house-broken office selfie

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: French location

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Passionate Zippy Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: ultramarine address stain

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: green heady area private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ruby irradiated toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: French location

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)