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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: slippery fanboi whorehouse

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40612297)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: yellow self-absorbed masturbator



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: vibrant kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: hideous state tattoo

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: 180 heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: titillating half-breed



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: bonkers rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: sooty house dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twisted property cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Big stage



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: tantric university



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Irradiated bistre box office



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Amber theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Amber theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Stimulating godawful headpube shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford trailer park

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling corner pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Crimson idea he suggested double fault



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Federal fishy locale legal warrant

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Big stage

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated erotic trump supporter toilet seat

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Galvanic dun theater



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: chest-beating aphrodisiac locus hissy fit



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: nofapping razzmatazz hall



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Copper laser beams

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: pungent fighting pit



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly costumed brethren wrinkle



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: chest-beating aphrodisiac locus hissy fit



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: chest-beating aphrodisiac locus hissy fit



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: chest-beating aphrodisiac locus hissy fit



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Diverse senate



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: drab high-end hospital

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Amber theatre



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: avocado multi-colored telephone cruise ship

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: slippery fanboi whorehouse



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped space



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: bonkers rehab



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: fuchsia nighttime range chad

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: slippery fanboi whorehouse



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford trailer park

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: bonkers rehab



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped space



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: dull chapel hairy legs



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: comical lilac institution giraffe



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: overrated stag film

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: slippery fanboi whorehouse

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: comical lilac institution giraffe

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: fuchsia nighttime range chad

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: house-broken passionate ticket booth



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: slippery fanboi whorehouse



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
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Author: the fat shot (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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