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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Diverse Corn Cake
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Bronze aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ape
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Blathering theatre
  09/22/23
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Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate
  09/22/23
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at-the-ready buff double fault deer antler
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Angry 180 whorehouse turdskin
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Aggressive private investor
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Contagious blue station rigor
  09/22/23
Yes
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
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ebony associate
  09/22/23
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Very tactful abnormal stage legal warrant
  09/22/23
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Arousing Sticky Dysfunction
  09/22/23
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at-the-ready buff double fault deer antler
  09/23/23
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Arousing Sticky Dysfunction
  09/27/23
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vermilion appetizing gay wizard
  10/01/23
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Violet Alpha Spot
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
soggy roast beef goyim
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Arousing Sticky Dysfunction
  09/22/23
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buck-toothed mustard azn abode
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Bateful mischievous orchestra pit stock car
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Underhanded Police Squad
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
seedy twinkling uncleanness
  09/22/23
...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
lake self-absorbed hall generalized bond
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Bronze aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ape
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
lake self-absorbed hall generalized bond
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
seedy twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
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Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
startled home
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
startled home
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
startled home
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Laughsome faggot firefighter principal's office
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Indigo Brunch Factory Reset Button
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Comical Shimmering Famous Landscape Painting
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Indigo Brunch Factory Reset Button
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
effete avocado philosopher-king
  09/27/23
Ungh
Trip Native Stain
  10/01/23
...
effete avocado philosopher-king
  10/02/23
...
Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma
  10/01/23
Yes
vivacious sandwich
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
High-end international law enforcement agency useless brakes
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Diverse Corn Cake

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ape

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Blathering theatre

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pozpig Doctorate

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready buff double fault deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Angry 180 whorehouse turdskin

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Aggressive private investor

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Contagious blue station rigor

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: ebony associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Very tactful abnormal stage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Arousing Sticky Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready buff double fault deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Arousing Sticky Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: vermilion appetizing gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Violet Alpha Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: soggy roast beef goyim

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Arousing Sticky Dysfunction

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed mustard azn abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Bateful mischievous orchestra pit stock car

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Underhanded Police Squad

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: seedy twinkling uncleanness

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: lake self-absorbed hall generalized bond

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac bawdyhouse ape

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: lake self-absorbed hall generalized bond

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: seedy twinkling uncleanness

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: startled home

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: startled home

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: startled home

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Laughsome faggot firefighter principal's office

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Indigo Brunch Factory Reset Button

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Comical Shimmering Famous Landscape Painting

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Indigo Brunch Factory Reset Button

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: effete avocado philosopher-king

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Trip Native Stain

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: effete avocado philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Provocative Dog Poop Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: vivacious sandwich

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: High-end international law enforcement agency useless brakes

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894111)