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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
histrionic set
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Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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Living the dream
Saffron appetizing stage skinny woman
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What the hell is wrong with you
Useless Faggot Firefighter
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Painfully honest citrine hall
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Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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mahogany comical halford
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
domesticated hateful garrison coffee pot
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
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Multi-colored milky toilet seat space
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I really miss her
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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(goy dbg)
contagious location
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bitch boi existence.
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contagious location
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rare cr bitchboi
scarlet disrespectful national candlestick maker
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You're a fat pig
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
bull headed roast beef
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
peach codepig parlor
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
drunken passionate turdskin
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
drunken passionate turdskin
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I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
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Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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I have so many of these
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Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
drunken passionate turdskin
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Useless Faggot Firefighter
  05/11/24
180
vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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contagious location
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You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
scarlet disrespectful national candlestick maker
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It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
Marvelous Dingle Berry Field
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
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10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
elite tank
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They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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👍👍👍
elite tank
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vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
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This is unfathomable to me.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
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I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
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Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
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vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
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Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood
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Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Opaque laughsome corn cake
  05/11/24
So don't.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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Opaque laughsome corn cake
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Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Opaque laughsome corn cake
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I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Opaque laughsome corn cake
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
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Swashbuckling black mental disorder piazza
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
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Opaque laughsome corn cake
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No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Opaque laughsome corn cake
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage
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vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
histrionic set
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
Useless Faggot Firefighter
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Swashbuckling black mental disorder piazza
  05/11/24
:|
razzle blathering base
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
contagious location
  05/11/24
Yes.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
180
vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
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I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
glittery lay
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
glittery lay
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
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I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
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vigorous pink degenerate rigpig
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glittery lay
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fag
contagious location
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Ur a fag
Out-of-control curious wagecucks
  05/12/24
fag
Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
contagious location
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Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
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xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: histrionic set

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Saffron appetizing stage skinny woman

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Useless Faggot Firefighter

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine hall

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: mahogany comical halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: domesticated hateful garrison coffee pot

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: domesticated hateful garrison coffee pot

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored milky toilet seat space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: contagious location

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Self-centered slap-happy locale

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: scarlet disrespectful national candlestick maker

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: bull headed roast beef

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: peach codepig parlor

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: drunken passionate turdskin

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Plum thriller fanboi site

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: drunken passionate turdskin

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored milky toilet seat space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: drunken passionate turdskin

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: drunken passionate turdskin

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Useless Faggot Firefighter

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored milky toilet seat space

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored milky toilet seat space



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: contagious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: scarlet disrespectful national candlestick maker

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Marvelous Dingle Berry Field

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: elite tank

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious whorehouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: elite tank

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: elite tank

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Seedy address stock car

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: alcoholic pale sanctuary liquid oxygen

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Seedy address stock car

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Arousing sapphire stead multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling black mental disorder piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: provocative bistre house feces

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: domesticated hateful garrison coffee pot

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling black mental disorder piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: concupiscible bat-shit-crazy mad-dog skullcap

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Opaque laughsome corn cake

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Red Razzmatazz Sex Offender Menage

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: histrionic set

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Heaven Mood

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Useless Faggot Firefighter

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling black mental disorder piazza

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: razzle blathering base

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: contagious location

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia Motley Market Really Tough Guy

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: glittery lay

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: glittery lay

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: tan cracking keepsake machete new version

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous pink degenerate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: glittery lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: contagious location

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control curious wagecucks

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Nowag

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: contagious location

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Lake travel guidebook

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Arousing sapphire stead multi-billionaire

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)