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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Fishy Water Buffalo Ratface
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Hairraiser Crusty Public Bath Pistol
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
fear-inspiring library fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Hairraiser Crusty Public Bath Pistol
  06/27/25
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pungent contagious chad
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Aromatic puce nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Rough-skinned sienna crotch son of senegal
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Aromatic puce nursing home juggernaut
  06/27/25
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Claret territorial gas station queen of the night
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Coral racy school cafeteria roast beef
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Honey-headed comical step-uncle's house mood
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
fuchsia party of the first part marketing idea
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Glassy crackhouse mad-dog skullcap
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fuchsia party of the first part marketing idea
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
chestnut soul-stirring institution hominid
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Kink-friendly Carmine Shrine Yarmulke
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Mildly Autistic Bat-shit-crazy Senate
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Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter
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Mind-boggling magical sweet tailpipe
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Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter
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stubborn property twinkling uncleanness
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Disgusting antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
doobsian chrome meetinghouse
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
High-end Faggotry Stage
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
vengeful stimulating useless brakes space
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Supple buff double fault
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Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter
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pungent contagious chad
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Anal Orchestra Pit
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Coral racy school cafeteria roast beef
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Fishy Water Buffalo Ratface

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Crusty Public Bath Pistol

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library fortuitous meteor

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser Crusty Public Bath Pistol

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: pungent contagious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Aromatic puce nursing home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned sienna crotch son of senegal

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Aromatic puce nursing home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Claret territorial gas station queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed comical step-uncle's house mood

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: fuchsia party of the first part marketing idea

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Glassy crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: fuchsia party of the first part marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: chestnut soul-stirring institution hominid

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Carmine Shrine Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Bat-shit-crazy Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Charismatic scarlet church generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling magical sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: stubborn property twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Disgusting antidepressant drug

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: doobsian chrome meetinghouse

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: High-end Faggotry Stage

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: vengeful stimulating useless brakes space

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Supple buff double fault

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: pungent contagious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Anal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Coral racy school cafeteria roast beef

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)