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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
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Galvanic institution faggotry
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
Hairless multi-billionaire becky
  08/02/25
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Disgusting aqua orchestra pit gay wizard
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Aromatic stage
  08/01/25
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rambunctious lascivious set pervert
  08/01/25
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jade theatre legal warrant
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
contagious chapel deer antler
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
vivacious mint indian lodge
  08/01/25
yes
Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren
  08/01/25
?
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
vivacious mint indian lodge
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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  08/01/25
Sick
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  08/01/25
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Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Lavender crotch
  08/02/25
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harsh vengeful abode
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Hairless multi-billionaire becky
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Lavender crotch
  08/02/25
Hdy
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Rusted trust fund new version
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Clear startling ceo
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Vigorous striped hyena state
  08/02/25
Titcr
Motley bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Vigorous striped hyena state
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
elite mexican
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Vigorous striped hyena state
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
hideous violet philosopher-king
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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fluffy racy foreskin gas station
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
?
jade theatre legal warrant
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Disgusting aqua orchestra pit gay wizard

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Galvanic institution faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: tan adventurous step-uncle's house voyeur

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Hairless multi-billionaire becky

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Disgusting aqua orchestra pit gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: rambunctious lascivious set pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: contagious chapel deer antler

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: vivacious mint indian lodge

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vivacious mint indian lodge

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: rambunctious lascivious set pervert

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Lavender crotch

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: harsh vengeful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Geriatric Brindle Locale Brethren

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Hairless multi-billionaire becky

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Lavender crotch

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Rusted trust fund new version

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Clear startling ceo

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Vigorous striped hyena state

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse candlestick maker

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Vigorous striped hyena state

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: elite mexican

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Vigorous striped hyena state

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: hideous violet philosopher-king

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling dun roast beef

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: fluffy racy foreskin gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Violent den

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: jade theatre legal warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Sexy salmon business firm queen of the night

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)