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Hypo: Trump offers you $900K to tongue his butthole while he jerks off

He'll fly you out to New York on a Saturday, put you up in a...
free-loading scourge upon the earth
  07/19/15
Sure
Orchid Gaming Laptop
  07/19/15
How recently has he pooped/been out in the heat sweating?
misunderstood spectacular headpube
  07/19/15
"That's not my problem," he tells you over the pho...
free-loading scourge upon the earth
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
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domesticated shitlib senate
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Swashbuckling Orange Boistinker
  05/09/16
Yeah without a doubt
ultramarine razzle-dazzle idea he suggested
  07/19/15
Sounds great but where the hell am I going to get 900k?
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chrome motley gas station ladyboy
  07/19/15
Where do I sign up?
infuriating friendly grandma
  07/19/15
What if he wants to webcam it for an invite-only stream that...
free-loading scourge upon the earth
  07/19/15
Sure, go ahead...just make sure I get my 900k.
infuriating friendly grandma
  07/19/15
finally I can afford a home in CA
Razzmatazz Turdskin
  07/19/15
(Monday rolls around, no $$$$$) *calls Trump's office* &qu...
comical shivering generalized bond
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flickering doobsian stead
  07/19/15
Trump sends you a Christmas Card of him with a big goofy gri...
free-loading scourge upon the earth
  07/19/15
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comical shivering generalized bond
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Splenetic coral dingle berry son of senegal
  07/20/15
devastating...
infuriating friendly grandma
  07/19/15
My attorney will be in touch *calls up shitlaw steve*
ultramarine razzle-dazzle idea he suggested
  07/19/15
Sounds grossly undercapitalized *pierces the corporate ve...
misunderstood spectacular headpube
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domesticated shitlib senate
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
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Arousing Know-it-all Corner Blood Rage
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Swashbuckling Orange Boistinker
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Accept. Contact El Chapo. El Chapos goons capture him when h...
buff deer antler
  07/19/15
The goons drag Trump off. "When do I get my money?&q...
free-loading scourge upon the earth
  07/19/15
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Rusted hospital sneaky criminal
  07/20/15
He looks at you with a wicked grin. "You think I'm goin...
Beady-eyed hairy legs
  11/30/16
ofc would easily do for 90k
coiffed mad-dog skullcap volcanic crater
  07/19/15
Would do it for $90
Vigorous citrine lettuce
  07/20/15
(Attorney at law)
Vivacious overrated field
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for free if i get a free trip to nyc and free trump hotel st...
coiffed mad-dog skullcap volcanic crater
  07/20/15
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glittery potus national
  07/20/15
if no one will ever know about it, yeah
slimy casino
  07/20/15
why wouldnt trump just ask me to tongue punch the butthole o...
Bull Headed Stage Trump Supporter
  07/20/15
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
  08/03/15
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
  08/31/15
yup. rate me as a mouthwash
Rough-skinned dopamine ratface
  08/31/15
I'd do it for 90k. My life for Trump.
domesticated shitlib senate
  08/31/15
where do i come up with the 900K
Supple office
  08/31/15
i believe this was before he was president
Bull Headed Stage Trump Supporter
  11/19/15
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
  11/30/16
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
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free-loading scourge upon the earth
  06/30/17
tbh, I would do it...I can wash my tongue and mouth
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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth

He'll fly you out to New York on a Saturday, put you up in a nice hotel room, stop by late that night. The jerk off session will take around 5 minutes. He'll get naked on the bed. You will run your tongue along his butthole as he jerks off. Once he nuts, he'll get dressed and leave. Your flight back home will be the next day.

On Monday $900K will be delivered to your account, or in any other format you want it (checks, cash, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369112)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Orchid Gaming Laptop

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369121)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: misunderstood spectacular headpube

How recently has he pooped/been out in the heat sweating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369126)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth

"That's not my problem," he tells you over the phone during the pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369170)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: Rusted hospital sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369684)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Splenetic coral dingle berry son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369700)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28376798)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Maroon Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28377065)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: chrome motley gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664301)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: domesticated shitlib senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664352)



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Date: May 9th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#30444473)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: ultramarine razzle-dazzle idea he suggested

Yeah without a doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369154)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: anal bateful ticket booth pistol

Sounds great but where the hell am I going to get 900k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369158)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: chrome motley gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369160)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: infuriating friendly grandma

Where do I sign up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369165)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth

What if he wants to webcam it for an invite-only stream that some of his rich perverse friends will be watching?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369178)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: infuriating friendly grandma

Sure, go ahead...just make sure I get my 900k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369208)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Turdskin

finally I can afford a home in CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369191)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: comical shivering generalized bond

(Monday rolls around, no $$$$$)

*calls Trump's office*

"ah yes, legitimate homeless bum artist, we were expecting your call. unfortunately the entity with which you made your arrangement, Trump Butthole Licking XVII LLC, declared bankruptcy this morning. you will receive notification by certified mail of your rights as a creditor in the bankruptcy process, although I feel that I should tell you that Trump Butthole Licking XVII LLC has substantial debts and no assets. good day."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369201)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: flickering doobsian stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369211)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth

Trump sends you a Christmas Card of him with a big goofy grin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369212)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: comical shivering generalized bond

https://meredithvieirashow.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/yellow-tie-smile-edited11.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369232)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Splenetic coral dingle berry son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369702)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: infuriating friendly grandma

devastating...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369213)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: ultramarine razzle-dazzle idea he suggested

My attorney will be in touch

*calls up shitlaw steve*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369216)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: misunderstood spectacular headpube

Sounds grossly undercapitalized

*pierces the corporate veil*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369723)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Adulterous regret death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664348)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Violent mewling stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369988)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: glittery potus national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369998)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Maroon Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28377070)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed fantasy-prone old irish cottage piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664322)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: domesticated shitlib senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664366)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#29215916)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Arousing Know-it-all Corner Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#29215960)



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Date: May 9th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant famous landscape painting home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#30444468)



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Date: May 9th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orange Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#30444474)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Odious bossy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#33680476)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Electric Drab Crackhouse Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#47657022)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: buff deer antler

Accept. Contact El Chapo. El Chapos goons capture him when he enters hotel room. I am restrained and tied to a chair looking like they got the jump on me. They abscond to Mexico while 100m goes into off-shore account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369244)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth

The goons drag Trump off.

"When do I get my money?" you ask El Chapo.

He looks at you with a wicked grin. "You think I'm going to let a witness to this crime remain alive?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369263)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Rusted hospital sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369695)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs

He looks at you with a wicked grin. "You think I'm going to let a witness to this crime remain alive without getting a better deal? Here's $500. Get your tongue out."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#32028073)



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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap volcanic crater

ofc would easily do for 90k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369663)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Vigorous citrine lettuce

Would do it for $90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369690)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Vivacious overrated field

(Attorney at law)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369849)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: coiffed mad-dog skullcap volcanic crater

for free if i get a free trip to nyc and free trump hotel stay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28369964)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: glittery potus national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28370000)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: slimy casino

if no one will ever know about it, yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28376811)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Bull Headed Stage Trump Supporter

why wouldnt trump just ask me to tongue punch the butthole of the POTUS of the united states of america?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28377086)



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Date: August 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28472530)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664297)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dopamine ratface

yup. rate me as a mouthwash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664343)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: domesticated shitlib senate

I'd do it for 90k. My life for Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664363)



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Date: August 31st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Supple office

where do i come up with the 900K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#28664368)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Bull Headed Stage Trump Supporter

i believe this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#29215922)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#32027948)



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Date: May 9th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#30444444)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: free-loading scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#33680420)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating indirect expression public bath

tbh, I would do it...I can wash my tongue and mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#33680473)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser gay wizard national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940394&forum_id=2#47657005)