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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
idiotic lodge idiot
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Histrionic goal in life
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
slap-happy black locus
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Histrionic goal in life
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Lascivious Purple Nursing Home
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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charismatic keepsake machete
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Razzmatazz Magenta New Version
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
idiotic lodge idiot
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180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
slap-happy black locus
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
impertinent cyan plaza lettuce
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impertinent cyan plaza lettuce
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Vibrant Sienna People Who Are Hurt
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idiotic lodge idiot
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Zombie-like swollen quadroon
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Clear space
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
arousing hell
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Galvanic Forum
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Infuriating mental disorder
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Clear space
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
bright mentally impaired hospital
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
contagious kitty cat
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Glassy marvelous range hairy legs
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
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180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
idiotic lodge idiot
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Histrionic goal in life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: slap-happy black locus

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Histrionic goal in life

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Purple Nursing Home

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Glassy marvelous range hairy legs

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: irradiated wine hunting ground library



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Dark pontificating native



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big-titted appetizing casino



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: contagious kitty cat

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater headpube



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: hairraiser voyeur



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater headpube



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cerebral weed whacker

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic keepsake machete



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Magenta New Version



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gay volcanic crater headpube



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Talented son of senegal

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle obsidian spot



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: irradiated wine hunting ground library



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: slap-happy black locus

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: impertinent cyan plaza lettuce

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: impertinent cyan plaza lettuce



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Sienna People Who Are Hurt

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like swollen quadroon

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Clear space



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: arousing hell

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Infuriating mental disorder



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Clear space

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: bright mentally impaired hospital

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: contagious kitty cat

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Glassy marvelous range hairy legs

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Copper Hyperactive Multi-billionaire

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: 180 Claret Menage Coffee Pot



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Sienna People Who Are Hurt

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idiot

Nice bump. It remains true

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