\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
spruce ladyboy
  05/10/24
...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
Living the dream
infuriating abode hissy fit
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
Provocative Spot
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Irradiated goal in life
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
...
chartreuse hairless hall toilet seat
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
aphrodisiac avocado library
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
aphrodisiac avocado library
  05/10/24
...
Slate box office
  05/10/24
I really miss her
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
sepia rigpig lay
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
Mustard unholy party of the first part mexican
  05/10/24
...
sepia rigpig lay
  05/10/24
rare cr bitchboi
adventurous school cafeteria
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
Domesticated turquoise space half-breed
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Costumed Marvelous Field Rigor
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
Comical canary stag film legend
  05/10/24
...
sepia rigpig lay
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse
  05/10/24
I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
180
Slate box office
  05/10/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/11/24
...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/10/24
Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse
  05/11/24
...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
I have so many of these
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Provocative Spot
  05/11/24
180
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
Slate box office
  05/10/24
2
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
Slate box office
  05/11/24
...
sepia rigpig lay
  05/11/24
You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
adventurous school cafeteria
  05/11/24
It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
Cowardly Trust Fund Idiot
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency
  05/11/24
...
Heady whorehouse
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency
  05/11/24
They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency
  05/11/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Motley corner philosopher-king
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Motley corner philosopher-king
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Maize cuckold
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
Gay hairraiser indian lodge nowag
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Maize cuckold
  05/11/24
Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
Slap-happy bearded brunch yarmulke
  05/11/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
curious ruddy selfie
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
So don't.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
...
Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann
  05/11/24
Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
buff lascivious mental disorder
  05/11/24
I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/11/24
She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
aphrodisiac avocado library
  05/11/24
...
Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann
  05/11/24
...
Self-centered Psychic
  05/11/24
...
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
Dear poaster, Congratulations! Your poast has been select...
Vigorous Disgusting Doctorate Feces
  05/12/24
...
curious ruddy selfie
  05/12/24
This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Geriatric overrated native
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Motley corner philosopher-king
  05/11/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
spruce ladyboy
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
Hmmm
curious ruddy selfie
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
Provocative Spot
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann
  05/11/24
:|
Tripping ceo black woman
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
sepia rigpig lay
  05/11/24
Yes.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
180
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
Chest-beating office
  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
razzmatazz wagecucks
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
razzmatazz wagecucks
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
Alcoholic passionate orchestra pit
  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
...
Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich
  05/12/24
...
razzmatazz wagecucks
  05/12/24
fag
sepia rigpig lay
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
contagious business firm
  05/12/24
fag
floppy maniacal generalized bond
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
sepia rigpig lay
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
aromatic gunner den
  05/12/24
xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
Slap-happy bearded brunch yarmulke
  05/12/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: spruce ladyboy

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: infuriating abode hissy fit

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Provocative Spot

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Irradiated goal in life

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: chartreuse hairless hall toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado library

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado library

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Slate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Mustard unholy party of the first part mexican

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Domesticated turquoise space half-breed

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Costumed Marvelous Field Rigor

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Comical canary stag film legend

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Slate box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone purple meetinghouse

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Provocative Spot

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Slate box office

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Slate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: sepia rigpig lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Trust Fund Idiot

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Heady whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Fragrant Theatre National Security Agency

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Motley corner philosopher-king

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Motley corner philosopher-king

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Maize cuckold

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Gay hairraiser indian lodge nowag

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Maize cuckold

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Slap-happy bearded brunch yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: curious ruddy selfie

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Geriatric overrated native

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Geriatric overrated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Geriatric overrated native

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Geriatric overrated native

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: buff lascivious mental disorder

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado library

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Self-centered Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Geriatric overrated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Vigorous Disgusting Doctorate Feces

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: curious ruddy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Geriatric overrated native

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Motley corner philosopher-king

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: spruce ladyboy

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: curious ruddy selfie

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Provocative Spot

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Stirring fear-inspiring boltzmann

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Tripping ceo black woman

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Chest-beating office

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz wagecucks

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz wagecucks

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic passionate orchestra pit

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: contagious business firm

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: floppy maniacal generalized bond

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: sepia rigpig lay

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: aromatic gunner den

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy bearded brunch yarmulke

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)