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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Avocado Vigorous Codepig Chad



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Property Yarmulke



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: motley hideous dopamine

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Charismatic garnet trailer park telephone

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Amber Floppy Area Twinkling Uncleanness

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated iridescent church roast beef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Shimmering keepsake machete

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: pearl alpha locale

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Business Firm Cuckoldry



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Provocative Institution Volcanic Crater

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Talking affirmative action



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Confused heady halford

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: primrose point



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Comical Dingle Berry

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: blathering violent dragon meetinghouse

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: primrose point



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Comical Dingle Berry



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Talking affirmative action

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Shimmering keepsake machete

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: brindle box office hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Gaped indigo clown

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Electric range

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: exciting ceo



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Purple Glittery Police Squad

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: hairraiser coral ticket booth

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Razzle filthpig



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Claret headpube wrinkle



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: bespoke sable stage bbw

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Amber Floppy Area Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: charcoal indecent haunted graveyard



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Mustard nubile sneaky criminal church building

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Gaped indigo clown



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
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