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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
cobalt alcoholic fanboi garrison
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Ruddy station wrinkle
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
lilac useless brakes
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Naked indecent den nibblets
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/28/21
...
dead locale
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Ruddy station wrinkle
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
aqua site travel guidebook
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Balding Glittery Goyim
  04/27/21
...
Chocolate Striped Hyena National
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
fuchsia gaming laptop hominid
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Ruddy station wrinkle
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
fuchsia gaming laptop hominid
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
submissive place of business dopamine
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Balding Glittery Goyim
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
histrionic therapy
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
...
Clear awkward cruise ship
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
flushed talented dingle berry resort
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Vivacious corner
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
flushed talented dingle berry resort
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
lilac useless brakes
  08/15/22
...
pontificating rehab doctorate
  05/12/24
...
Contagious keepsake machete dysfunction
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
Exciting people who are hurt bawdyhouse
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Salmon Quadroon Stock Car
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
...
Snowy really tough guy macaca
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Swashbuckling navy elastic band rigpig
  08/15/22
...
Balding Glittery Goyim
  08/15/22
...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
bat shit crazy razzle hospital reading party
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Appetizing Primrose Theatre Haunted Graveyard
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Balding Glittery Goyim
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Marvelous white institution
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
dead locale
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
stimulating set
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Naked indecent den nibblets
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
histrionic therapy
  04/28/21
lol
Balding Glittery Goyim
  08/15/22
lol
charcoal kitchen pistol
  08/15/22
...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder
  08/15/22
...
Bat-shit-crazy Racy Roommate Church Building
  08/15/22
...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  02/07/24
...
cyan hairraiser temple clown
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Bat-shit-crazy Racy Roommate Church Building
  08/16/22
...
Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State
  05/12/24
We survived.
dead locale
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Balding Glittery Goyim
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
lavender provocative house newt
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
zombie-like idiotic range athletic conference
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
Laughsome foreskin plaza
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: cobalt alcoholic fanboi garrison

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Ruddy station wrinkle

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: lilac useless brakes

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Naked indecent den nibblets

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: dead locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Ruddy station wrinkle

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: aqua site travel guidebook

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Chocolate Striped Hyena National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: fuchsia gaming laptop hominid

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Ruddy station wrinkle

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: fuchsia gaming laptop hominid

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: submissive place of business dopamine

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: histrionic therapy

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Clear awkward cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: flushed talented dingle berry resort

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Vivacious corner

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: flushed talented dingle berry resort

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: lilac useless brakes

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: pontificating rehab doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Contagious keepsake machete dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Exciting people who are hurt bawdyhouse

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Salmon Quadroon Stock Car

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Snowy really tough guy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling navy elastic band rigpig

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle hospital reading party

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Appetizing Primrose Theatre Haunted Graveyard

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Marvelous white institution

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: dead locale

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating set

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Naked indecent den nibblets

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: histrionic therapy

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: charcoal kitchen pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: rose beady-eyed theater mental disorder

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Racy Roommate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: cyan hairraiser temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Racy Roommate Church Building

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Judgmental Cerebral Psychic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: dead locale

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Balding Glittery Goyim

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: lavender provocative house newt

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: zombie-like idiotic range athletic conference

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Laughsome foreskin plaza

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)