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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Rose odious office pervert
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Indigo Indian Lodge
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
vigorous property
  08/30/25
...
Soul-stirring Low-t Piazza
  09/05/25
, he lisped
mahogany nighttime corner
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
peach mewling church building keepsake machete
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
peach mewling church building keepsake machete
  08/31/25
...
racy cumskin
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  08/31/25
delusional take
racy cumskin
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Balding heaven
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  09/05/25
...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
confused stirring therapy
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  09/05/25
...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Underhanded Massive Temple
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Underhanded Massive Temple
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/05/25
Kenny
Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/06/25
...
comical den dysfunction
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/06/25
...
comical den dysfunction
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Abnormal messiness regret
  09/07/25
Explain
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Nubile passionate international law enforcement agency
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut
  09/07/25
...
Balding heaven
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Rose odious office pervert

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Indigo Indian Lodge

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: vigorous property

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Low-t Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: mahogany nighttime corner

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: peach mewling church building keepsake machete

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: peach mewling church building keepsake machete

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: racy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: racy cumskin

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Balding heaven

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: confused stirring therapy

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Underhanded Massive Temple

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Underhanded Massive Temple

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like Bateful Giraffe

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: comical den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: comical den dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Abnormal messiness regret

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Nubile passionate international law enforcement agency

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy titillating sex offender juggernaut

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Balding heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling apoplectic party of the first part

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)