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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Cracking Bull Headed School Gay Wizard
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
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Onyx passionate codepig
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Hairraiser maniacal new version pistol
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doobsian poppy chad house
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Cracking Bull Headed School Gay Wizard
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House-broken Irradiated Regret
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angry histrionic turdskin
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jet-lagged affirmative action
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insane set
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Crystalline stimulating sanctuary
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vigorous station preventive strike
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chest-beating lilac french chef center
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Aromatic maize point
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tan naked corner degenerate
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Erotic Spot Fanboi
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Outnumbered thriller fat ankles
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Lascivious Quadroon Elastic Band
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
doobsian poppy chad house
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
doobsian poppy chad house
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
doobsian poppy chad house
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
doobsian poppy chad house
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
vibrant sneaky criminal telephone
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
doobsian poppy chad house
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
racy associate
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Milky fortuitous meteor twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
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Lascivious Quadroon Elastic Band
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
angry histrionic turdskin
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Nudist dilemma
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Boyish turquoise rigor theatre
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
insane set
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
vibrant sneaky criminal telephone
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
vibrant sneaky criminal telephone
  07/07/25
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vigorous station preventive strike
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Boyish turquoise rigor theatre
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
vibrant sneaky criminal telephone
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
vigorous station preventive strike
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
vigorous station preventive strike
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
vigorous station preventive strike
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace
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angry histrionic turdskin
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
vigorous station preventive strike
  07/07/25
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Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Translucent incel
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doobsian poppy chad house
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vigorous station preventive strike
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Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Overrated Bateful Area
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
tan naked corner degenerate
  07/11/25
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Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Scarlet range kitty
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Cracking Bull Headed School Gay Wizard

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Onyx passionate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser maniacal new version pistol

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Cracking Bull Headed School Gay Wizard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: House-broken Irradiated Regret



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: angry histrionic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: jet-lagged affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: insane set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Crystalline stimulating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: chest-beating lilac french chef center



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Aromatic maize point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: tan naked corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Erotic Spot Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Outnumbered thriller fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious Quadroon Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Yapping carnelian sweet tailpipe

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal telephone

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: racy associate

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Milky fortuitous meteor twinkling uncleanness

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Lascivious Quadroon Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: angry histrionic turdskin

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Nudist dilemma

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Boyish turquoise rigor theatre

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: insane set

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal telephone

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal telephone

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Boyish turquoise rigor theatre

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: vibrant sneaky criminal telephone

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: talking titillating scourge upon the earth electric furnace

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: angry histrionic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Translucent incel

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: doobsian poppy chad house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vigorous station preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Overrated Bateful Area

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: tan naked corner degenerate

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bossy resort gaping



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Scarlet range kitty

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)