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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
bat shit crazy state sandwich
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
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  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
bat shit crazy state sandwich
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
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I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
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Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
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I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
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  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
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The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
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twist. you cant make this stuff up
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Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
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I couldn't move from the back pain
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Damn
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That's like a $10,000 bill.
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dingfagged with prescription advil
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terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
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LJL I have insurance
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are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
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What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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Dirte tp is moving?
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Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
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u cant, ur back
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vivacious confused sound barrier dysfunction
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um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
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the location and sharpness of pain
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ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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Expected disco to be the OP
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Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
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Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Sinister gas station

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Irate giraffe

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Vigorous puce kitty cat

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Lilac Location Pisswyrm

They check blood pressure for literally everything

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vivacious confused sound barrier dysfunction



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Sinister gas station

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: crimson tantric karate boistinker

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant goal in life psychic

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: dashing domesticated hell associate

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Galvanic House Doctorate

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: crimson tantric karate boistinker

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Galvanic House Doctorate

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Carmine Background Story

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Carmine Background Story

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Flatulent French Chef Casino

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Galvanic House Doctorate

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: copper pistol

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Exciting brunch

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Electric Sienna Business Firm Organic Girlfriend

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: hyperactive dark box office

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Charcoal alcoholic theatre nibblets

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Charcoal alcoholic theatre nibblets

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: dashing domesticated hell associate

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Charcoal alcoholic theatre nibblets

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flatulent French Chef Casino

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Galvanic House Doctorate

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mustard property windowlicker

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: racy hateful kitchen milk



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Galvanic House Doctorate

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Impressive potus

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cracking garrison wagecucks

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: vivacious confused sound barrier dysfunction



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous rusted tanning salon dragon

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: marvelous rusted tanning salon dragon

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: curious brass electric furnace native

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Impertinent knife

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Laughsome Territorial Marketing Idea Principal's Office

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: mauve lodge juggernaut

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: mustard property windowlicker

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Pink half-breed volcanic crater

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Razzle faggot firefighter

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: copper pistol

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Motley plum police squad lettuce

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy state sandwich

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)