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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
charcoal insecure idea he suggested
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
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galvanic amethyst philosopher-king
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
violent potus dysfunction
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
violent potus dysfunction
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
violent potus dysfunction
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
violent potus dysfunction
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
hyperactive grizzly therapy property
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
violent potus dysfunction
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
vibrant magenta friendly grandma becky
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
carnelian hairraiser main people internal respiration
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
shivering glittery sex offender office
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Sickened stage
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Beta background story
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
hyperactive grizzly therapy property
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
hyperactive grizzly therapy property
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veddy veddy not kosher
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Sickened stage
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
hyperactive grizzly therapy property
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Thriller resort messiness
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Thriller resort messiness
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
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I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Thriller resort messiness
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Offensive Apoplectic Clown
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Spectacular patrolman
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: charcoal insecure idea he suggested

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: galvanic amethyst philosopher-king



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Comical Boiling Water

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: violent potus dysfunction



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: charcoal insecure idea he suggested



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser main people internal respiration



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Hateful Erotic Rehab



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Thriller resort messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Canary cerebral sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Cracking cruise ship codepig



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Pea-brained House Telephone

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hyperactive grizzly therapy property

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant magenta friendly grandma becky

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: autistic deranged associate cuckoldry

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Cracking cruise ship codepig



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser main people internal respiration

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: shivering glittery sex offender office

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Sickened stage

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Beta background story

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: hyperactive grizzly therapy property

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: hyperactive grizzly therapy property

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Sickened stage

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: hyperactive grizzly therapy property

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Offensive Apoplectic Clown

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser main people internal respiration



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Frisky home sound barrier

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: violent potus dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Thriller resort messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Spectacular patrolman

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired casino

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: turquoise rambunctious tanning salon dingle berry



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: purple judgmental toaster parlor

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)