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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Slippery meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Talking seedy piazza pistol
  04/18/25
Cr.
Narrow-minded Gay Trailer Park
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Nubile national milk
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
insane cyan knife
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
splenetic volcanic crater
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Electric corner regret
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender
  04/18/25
...
appetizing university preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
white supple patrolman
  08/17/26
...
Mind-boggling Rigor Senate
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Twinkling spectacular headpube
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
appetizing university preventive strike
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Crawly misanthropic home azn
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
appetizing university preventive strike
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
bateful principal's office codepig
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
appetizing university preventive strike
  04/18/25
Ty friend
bateful principal's office codepig
  04/18/25
...
Hideous effete area
  08/17/26
...
Hideous effete area
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Lavender Forum
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Lavender Forum
  04/18/25
...
Citrine vivacious coffee pot half-breed
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Curious mad-dog skullcap stain
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/18/25
...
Mind-boggling Rigor Senate
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
thriller stead striped hyena
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
bateful principal's office codepig
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Talking seedy piazza pistol
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Stirring legal warrant new version
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
...
Hideous effete area
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Bronze giraffe
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Bronze giraffe
  08/17/26
...
rebellious turdskin
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Lavender Forum
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Lavender Forum
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Nubile national milk
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Stirring legal warrant new version
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Slippery meetinghouse

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Talking seedy piazza pistol

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Gay Trailer Park

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Nubile national milk

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: insane cyan knife

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: splenetic volcanic crater

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Electric corner regret

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing university preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: white supple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigor Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Twinkling spectacular headpube

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: appetizing university preventive strike

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Crawly misanthropic home azn

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing university preventive strike

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: bateful principal's office codepig

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: appetizing university preventive strike

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bateful principal's office codepig

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Hideous effete area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Hideous effete area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Lavender Forum

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Lavender Forum

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Citrine vivacious coffee pot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Curious mad-dog skullcap stain

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigor Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: thriller stead striped hyena

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bateful principal's office codepig

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Talking seedy piazza pistol

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Hideous effete area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Obsidian Passionate Ladyboy Sex Offender

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Bronze giraffe

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Bronze giraffe

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: rebellious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Lavender Forum

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Lavender Forum

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Nubile national milk

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Stirring legal warrant new version

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)