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I need to lose some weight and get into shape. I’m serious this time.

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE
Primrose Contagious University Keepsake Machete
  06/14/25
you can't even fit into a link without breaking it
Cocky hell
  06/14/25
Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink
laughsome box office internal respiration
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judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
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flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
New link: https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
i'd start by buying larger pants
Cocky hell
  06/14/25
This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder
trip bull headed affirmative action
  06/14/25
You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tu...
judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and fin...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
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Hideous hall
  06/14/25
Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans
frozen shitlib
  06/14/25
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frum electric associate business firm
  06/14/25
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high-end boistinker lodge
  06/14/25
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gold marvelous multi-billionaire
  06/14/25
I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where on...
laughsome box office internal respiration
  06/14/25
pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.
vigorous chapel hissy fit
  06/14/25
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this i...
Big lime chad
  06/14/25
Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas
laughsome box office internal respiration
  06/14/25
He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.
Big lime chad
  06/14/25
Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.
sadistic very tactful plaza
  06/14/25
Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
What are we gonna do?
sadistic very tactful plaza
  06/14/25
I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, ...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china
titillating brunch
  06/14/25
For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% c...
Exciting jew church building
  06/14/25
This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 cal...
judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmo...
judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the ...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If i...
judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in ...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuc...
judgmental pervert
  06/14/25
to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gau...
onyx appetizing messiness
  06/15/25
You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magica...
razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo
  06/14/25
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onyx appetizing messiness
  06/14/25
I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find ...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fa...
razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo
  06/14/25
"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother&qu...
onyx appetizing messiness
  06/14/25
Do you know what it took to get in here?
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
Years of sloth and gluttony
frozen shitlib
  06/14/25
Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.
Big lime chad
  06/14/25
He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ide...
razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo
  06/14/25
20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an ex...
onyx appetizing messiness
  06/14/25
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frozen shitlib
  06/14/25
I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your hea...
jet free-loading ape
  06/14/25
4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g pro...
hyperventilating maize spot
  06/14/25
100 pushups 100 situps 100 squats 10 km EVERY. SINGLE....
180 Generalized Bond
  06/14/25
have you ever fasted?
pungent vibrant nursing home love of her life
  06/14/25
Many people are wondering this
180 Generalized Bond
  06/14/25
why are you such a fat fuckin bitch
pearly principal's office private investor
  06/14/25
90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You alre...
Swashbuckling ticket booth international law enforcement agency
  06/14/25
great content thx
gold marvelous multi-billionaire
  06/14/25
This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought
Emerald school cafeteria boiling water
  06/14/25
I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the ...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/14/25
Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b...
razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo
  06/14/25
Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He ...
Hairraiser Mediation Lay
  06/14/25
That belly button has its own congressman.
beady-eyed parlor
  06/14/25
You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic. You s...
Hairless drab liquid oxygen theater
  06/14/25
Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics
180 Generalized Bond
  06/14/25
...
flushed round eye dilemma
  06/15/25
GLP-1 is here for you
Hideous hall
  06/15/25
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Hideous hall
  06/16/25


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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015031)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Primrose Contagious University Keepsake Machete

What that thing needs is some SAUSAGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016406)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Cocky hell

you can't even fit into a link without breaking it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015035)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

Yes, Imgur has a scrub that breaks links on photos if I show any part of my nipple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015060)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: laughsome box office internal respiration

Imgur has a stink if the nipple is pink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015220)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: judgmental pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015070)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015042)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

New link:

https://imgur.com/a/wMfAxc6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015049)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Cocky hell

i'd start by buying larger pants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015055)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

This is the largest size pants sold at Costco's, brother. If I get any bigger I'll be regulated to shopping exclusively at Casual Male XL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015340)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: trip bull headed affirmative action

The gut split split like that below the navel is a wonder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015067)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: judgmental pervert

You should just go to Tijuana and get massive lipo plus a tummy tuck. They can pull like 40 pounds out of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

I need a holistic diet, exercise, stress management, and financial planning plan.

If I could just only have healthy food, get some moderate exercise, manage my stress, and sufficiently manage my cash flow and savings/investments so I wasn't such a poor mo, I think maybe, just maybe, I could maek it and get healthy and get back to a normal body weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015155)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Hideous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015179)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: frozen shitlib

Ideal body shape and thinner than most Americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015192)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: frum electric associate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015339)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: high-end boistinker lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015373)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: gold marvelous multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016137)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: laughsome box office internal respiration

I've been seeing clips for this show 1000lb sisters where one sister is so fat she has a fat roll on her forehead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015198)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: vigorous chapel hissy fit

pic doesn't really live up to the hype, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015207)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Big lime chad

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015210)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: laughsome box office internal respiration

Yeah this is disappointing af. This is peak Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015214)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Big lime chad

He looks like me and I'm 6'3" 190 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015232)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: sadistic very tactful plaza

Same I’ve been compulsively eating more than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015215)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

Dude I have been so stressed this year. First time in a long time. It’s taking a toll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015242)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sadistic very tactful plaza

What are we gonna do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015281)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

I'm at the engine telegraph putting it on full speed ahead, sea speed, brother.

Damn the torpedos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015284)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: titillating brunch

you can buy tirzepatide cheap online from china

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015399)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Exciting jew church building

For the next 3 weeks, do each of these every day with 100% consistency:

Walk for at least 1 hour, rain or shine

Drink nothing but water, black coffee, and plain tea

Do not eat anything after dinner/ after 8 pm

If you follow those benchmarks every day for the next 3 weeks, you'll be in the habit of meeting them, and it'll be easy to keep going. The weight will fall off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015480)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: judgmental pervert

This doesn't really work for fatties. They'll eat 4,000 calories before 8 PM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015485)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

Okay, brother, I’m doing it. Just got back inside from half mowing my lawn (the sun and the heat were too much, also it’s been raining all week and the grass was pretty wet so the lawnmower batts ran out a little earlier than usual. One of the batts won’t even hold a charge anymore. It lasted what, 3 years maybe? I feel like it was a rip off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015534)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: judgmental pervert

lol. If you're trying to work out, maybe don't use a lawnmower that runs on fucking batteries, just do a push mower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015606)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

A push mower in wet grass isn’t very effective in the middle of the Jersey June, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015622)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: judgmental pervert

The point isn't to be effective it's to get a workout. If it takes forever, that's a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015660)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

So your advice is for me to just go outside and exercise in the heat for as long as possible, maybe suffer heat stroke, maybe have a heart attack, but just work harder for no reason other than you might get hurt and that’s be funny, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015712)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: judgmental pervert

Holy fuck, no the advice is to get some exercise you fat fuck. We're not even 24 hours in and already you're making excuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016289)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: onyx appetizing messiness

to be clear, that's my advice, secondary to putting a 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49017072)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo

You can't even stop making excuses for not taking the magical wonder drug that controls impulse to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015486)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: onyx appetizing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015624)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother. I find it strange that people born on third base or at home plate always love to ridicule the kids that weren’t even born in the ballpark on “making excuses” or “not trying hard enough.”

I know that I wasn’t born in here, but do you have any idea what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015641)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo

So why aren't you taking one of the hilariously effective fatmeds with relatively few (especially given the success profile) side effects?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015723)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: onyx appetizing messiness

"I’ve never made an excuse in my life, brother"

and then immediately follows with an implicit excuse and completely ignores the substance of the poast

you've gotta be flame at this point, hard to fathom this combination of pathos + stupidity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015774)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

Do you know what it took to get in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015815)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: frozen shitlib

Years of sloth and gluttony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016073)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Big lime chad

Get in where. I've lost track of the metaphor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016074)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo

He's trying to freshen up the schtick and running out of ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016090)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: onyx appetizing messiness

20 years of shoveling garbage down your throat at such an extreme rate that most people would be physically incapable of matching it

such extreme sloth and gluttony that most superlatives are inadequate -- and an extraordinary capacity for pathos, self-pity, and self-indulgence besides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016108)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: frozen shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016278)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: jet free-loading ape

I'm an ozempic truther, 90% sure tell put a hole in your heart long term. But for you it's almost certainly worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015718)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating maize spot

4-6 hour eating window and make sure you're getting 200g protein. Very hard to overeat with that much protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49015952)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond

100 pushups

100 situps

100 squats

10 km

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016094)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: pungent vibrant nursing home love of her life

have you ever fasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016098)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond

Many people are wondering this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016100)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: pearly principal's office private investor

why are you such a fat fuckin bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016101)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ticket booth international law enforcement agency

90% of what you need to do is manage what you eat. You already know this, and yet you avoid the magical pill that will get you that 90% to be able to lose weight.

Absolutely pathetic. Stop blaming everything/everyone else. Whatever genetic disposition you have to overeat (since that's what you always seem to blame this on) can be overcome and yet you refuse to literally do this one weird trick to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016129)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: gold marvelous multi-billionaire

great content thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016141)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Emerald school cafeteria boiling water

This doesn’t even look nearly as bad as I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016290)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma

I’m 365-370 pounds. Right at that threshold where the scale stops working properly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016306)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz stubborn dragon ceo

Post a scale pic with "xoxohth" written on paper b4 we engage u further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016307)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Mediation Lay

Hire a local trainer if you really can't do it yourself. He will be expensive. "Training" is probably only 30% "working out." Diet, rest, and ergogenics will be the bulk.

The biggest issue is that your entire perception of eating is wrong. You'll go nowhere until you get that properly calibrated. This is where a trainer can help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016447)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor

That belly button has its own congressman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016457)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Hairless drab liquid oxygen theater

You have GOT to be a diabetic if not pre-diabetic.

You should've DEMANDED your doctor put you on WeGovy 20 lbs ago.

You are eating yourself to an early grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016593)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: 180 Generalized Bond

Early, late, or on time are all perspective and semantics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016628)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: flushed round eye dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49016988)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Hideous hall

GLP-1 is here for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49017009)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Hideous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737765&forum_id=2#49021021)