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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
azure orchestra pit quadroon
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
Deep Rose Heaven
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
Self-centered Water Buffalo Location
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Disturbing Hairraiser Rigor Senate
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Smoky tank macaca
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Smoky tank macaca
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace
  02/13/18
(virgin)
Soul-stirring frisky half-breed
  02/13/18
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dark duck-like stead
  02/13/18
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Smoky tank macaca
  02/13/18
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aromatic school
  02/13/18
lol
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  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
burgundy affirmative action skinny woman
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry
  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
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Soul-stirring frisky half-breed
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burgundy affirmative action skinny woman
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
diverse disgusting national
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
diverse disgusting national
  02/13/18
...
Smoky tank macaca
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
aromatic school
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
opaque roast beef
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
territorial roommate
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
supple dilemma knife
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
azure orchestra pit quadroon
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Smoky tank macaca
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry
  02/13/18
...
Slate potus
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
azure orchestra pit quadroon
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
Frozen background story tanning salon
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
azure orchestra pit quadroon
  02/13/18
180
Frozen background story tanning salon
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
Frozen background story tanning salon
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
Soul-stirring frisky half-breed
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
Bistre mind-boggling dragon meetinghouse
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
motley iridescent candlestick maker bawdyhouse
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
Spectacular stag film cumskin
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
amethyst talented site legend
  02/13/18
...
Sinister Point
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
greedy public bath circlehead
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
azure orchestra pit quadroon
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
greedy public bath circlehead
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry
  02/13/18
...
Soul-stirring frisky half-breed
  02/13/18
...
greedy public bath circlehead
  02/13/18
lol
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  02/13/18
...
amethyst talented site legend
  02/13/18
...
Indigo house-broken kitty cat
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
opaque roast beef
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Mildly autistic chapel
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
Soul-stirring frisky half-breed
  02/13/18
All of the above.
Lake aphrodisiac ladyboy milk
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
territorial roommate
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Crimson 180 Weed Whacker Famous Landscape Painting
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Excitant school cafeteria newt
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sinister Point
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
exhilarant love of her life
  02/16/18
Turn gay
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: azure orchestra pit quadroon

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Deep Rose Heaven

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Self-centered Water Buffalo Location

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Disturbing Hairraiser Rigor Senate

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Smoky tank macaca

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Smoky tank macaca

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Milky Pea-brained Trust Fund Electric Furnace

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky half-breed

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: dark duck-like stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Smoky tank macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Frozen background story tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: burgundy affirmative action skinny woman

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Frozen background story tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Smoky tank macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: amethyst talented site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Navy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: burgundy affirmative action skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: diverse disgusting national

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: diverse disgusting national

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Smoky tank macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: aromatic school

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: opaque roast beef

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: territorial roommate

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: supple dilemma knife

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: azure orchestra pit quadroon

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Smoky tank macaca

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Slate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: azure orchestra pit quadroon

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Frozen background story tanning salon

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: azure orchestra pit quadroon

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Frozen background story tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Frozen background story tanning salon

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky half-breed

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Bistre mind-boggling dragon meetinghouse

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: motley iridescent candlestick maker bawdyhouse

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Spectacular stag film cumskin

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: amethyst talented site legend

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Sinister Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: greedy public bath circlehead

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: azure orchestra pit quadroon

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: greedy public bath circlehead

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Bonkers Startled Spot Faggotry

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: greedy public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst talented site legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Indigo house-broken kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: opaque roast beef

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic chapel

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring frisky half-breed

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Lake aphrodisiac ladyboy milk

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: territorial roommate

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Crimson 180 Weed Whacker Famous Landscape Painting

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria newt

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Sinister Point

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant love of her life

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Khaki appetizing plaza dingle berry

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679825)