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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
brass stock car
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Massive windowlicker
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
trip international law enforcement agency stage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Boyish pungent school cafeteria quadroon
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Diverse gas station milk
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Impressive Useless Organic Girlfriend Rehab
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
cyan motley abode pozpig
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Claret site
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Shaky Tan Athletic Conference
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
supple dark location
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Poppy gaped crackhouse
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
odious free-loading internal respiration love of her life
  06/30/25
cr
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Claret site
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
vibrant factory reset button juggernaut
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
supple dark location
  06/30/25
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chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
odious free-loading internal respiration love of her life
  06/30/25
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Maroon pit
  07/01/25
*bussy
charcoal effete locale turdskin
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
exciting cruise ship
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
magical narrow-minded hell crotch
  06/30/25
fuck
mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
exciting cruise ship
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
brass stock car
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
vibrant factory reset button juggernaut
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Hilarious Set Philosopher-king
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Fishy native
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
insecure self-centered chapel
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
pearly roast beef cuckold
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
insecure self-centered chapel
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
insecure self-centered chapel
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bright box office
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Salmon Talented Pistol University
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
180 Milky Goyim
  06/30/25
tcr
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
just jump
galvanic pink stead gay wizard
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
self-absorbed main people
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
doobsian brunch
  06/30/25
wow
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Ivory Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
JFC man
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
cyan motley abode pozpig
  06/30/25
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galvanic pink stead gay wizard
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
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supple dark location
  06/30/25
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Abnormal cumskin doctorate
  06/30/25
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exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate
  06/30/25
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Salmon Talented Pistol University
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
180 Milky Goyim
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Fishy native
  06/30/25
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Comical affirmative action
  07/01/25
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Maroon pit
  07/01/25
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aquamarine infuriating generalized bond center
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Judgmental trailer park
  07/01/25
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dashing office
  07/01/25
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trip international law enforcement agency stage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Diverse gas station milk
  06/30/25
bro
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
180 Milky Goyim
  06/30/25
lol
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
...
drunken cerebral area
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Violent magenta boiling water
  06/30/25
jfc
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Claret site
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Abnormal cumskin doctorate
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Violent magenta boiling water
  07/01/25
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pearly roast beef cuckold
  07/01/25
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exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
dashing office
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Concupiscible bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
vibrant factory reset button juggernaut
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
mildly autistic sanctuary
  06/30/25
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twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/01/25
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passionate haunted graveyard piazza
  07/01/25
lol
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
...
galvanic pink stead gay wizard
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
abusive property
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Sepia Vivacious Shrine
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Frozen wrinkle hospital
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Heady disgusting school police squad
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
mind-boggling smoky house psychic
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
passionate haunted graveyard piazza
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
multi-colored avocado institution
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
chocolate whorehouse
  07/01/25
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twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Maroon pit
  07/01/25
😟
henna den background story
  07/01/25
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Clear Point
  07/01/25
holy shit
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
passionate haunted graveyard piazza
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
crusty menage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
dashing office
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour
  07/01/25
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twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
dashing office
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
dashing office
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
doobsian brunch
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
provocative clown
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Maroon pit
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
adventurous irate home
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/06/25
...
doobsian brunch
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
sienna hideous library
  07/06/25
...
exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate
  07/06/25
lol
chocolate whorehouse
  07/07/25
wow
twinkling excitant market queen of the night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: brass stock car

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Massive windowlicker

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: trip international law enforcement agency stage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Boyish pungent school cafeteria quadroon

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Diverse gas station milk

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Impressive Useless Organic Girlfriend Rehab

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cyan motley abode pozpig

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Claret site

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Shaky Tan Athletic Conference

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple dark location

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Poppy gaped crackhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: odious free-loading internal respiration love of her life

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Claret site

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button juggernaut

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: supple dark location

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: odious free-loading internal respiration love of her life

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Maroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: charcoal effete locale turdskin

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: magical narrow-minded hell crotch

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: brass stock car

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button juggernaut

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hilarious Set Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Fishy native

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: insecure self-centered chapel

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pearly roast beef cuckold

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: insecure self-centered chapel

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: insecure self-centered chapel

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bright box office

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Salmon Talented Pistol University

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: 180 Milky Goyim

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic pink stead gay wizard

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian brunch

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Ivory Faggot Firefighter

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cyan motley abode pozpig

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic pink stead gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: supple dark location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Abnormal cumskin doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Salmon Talented Pistol University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: 180 Milky Goyim

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Fishy native

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Comical affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Maroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aquamarine infuriating generalized bond center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Judgmental trailer park

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: dashing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: trip international law enforcement agency stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Diverse gas station milk

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: 180 Milky Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: drunken cerebral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Violent magenta boiling water

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Claret site

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Abnormal cumskin doctorate

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Violent magenta boiling water

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: pearly roast beef cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: dashing office

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button juggernaut

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: passionate haunted graveyard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: galvanic pink stead gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: abusive property

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Sepia Vivacious Shrine

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Frozen wrinkle hospital

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Heady disgusting school police squad

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling smoky house psychic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: passionate haunted graveyard piazza

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored avocado institution

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Maroon pit

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: henna den background story

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Clear Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: passionate haunted graveyard piazza

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: crusty menage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: dashing office

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: dashing office

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: dashing office

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: doobsian brunch

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Bistre Newt Parlour

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: provocative clown

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Maroon pit

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: adventurous irate home

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: doobsian brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: sienna hideous library

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy meetinghouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chocolate whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: twinkling excitant market queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)