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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
charismatic institution
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
charismatic institution
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
embarrassed to the bone office ladyboy
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
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lake fat ankles garrison
  07/06/25
18000000000000
walnut at-the-ready step-uncle's house rigor
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Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
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embarrassed to the bone office ladyboy
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Wonderful rehab trump supporter
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Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes
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Heady Church Building Cuck
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Histrionic Multi-billionaire
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Cerebral Incel Piazza
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Seedy laughsome range juggernaut
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Aggressive field
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gold sick tattoo
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irradiated round eye shrine
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
charismatic institution
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
charismatic institution
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
claret hall yarmulke
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Brass market roommate
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Dead Turdskin Property
  07/06/25
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irradiated round eye shrine
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Shivering bespoke stage
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Out-of-control main people boiling water
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Heady Church Building Cuck
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
claret hall yarmulke
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
claret hall yarmulke
  07/07/25
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Cerebral Incel Piazza
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Out-of-control main people boiling water
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
claret hall yarmulke
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Cerebral Incel Piazza
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Cerebral Incel Piazza
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Cerebral Incel Piazza
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Razzmatazz puppy telephone
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Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Cerebral Incel Piazza
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geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Bearded area
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Cerebral Incel Piazza
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geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
titillating milk sanctuary
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
High-end regret
  07/11/25
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geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Sooty lascivious station fortuitous meteor
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: charismatic institution

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic institution

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone office ladyboy

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: lake fat ankles garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: walnut at-the-ready step-uncle's house rigor

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Wonderful rehab trump supporter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: elite gas station half-breed



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Heady Church Building Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Seedy laughsome range juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Aggressive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: High-end regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Aqua comical dysfunction ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: gold sick tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: irradiated round eye shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic institution

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: charismatic institution

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: claret hall yarmulke

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Brass market roommate

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Dead Turdskin Property

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: irradiated round eye shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Shivering bespoke stage

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control main people boiling water

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Heady Church Building Cuck

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: claret hall yarmulke

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: claret hall yarmulke

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Out-of-control main people boiling water

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: claret hall yarmulke

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz puppy telephone

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Flirting Primrose Principal's Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Bearded area

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle opaque water buffalo trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Incel Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: titillating milk sanctuary

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: High-end regret

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: geriatric swashbuckling set skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Sooty lascivious station fortuitous meteor

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)