You have a personality disorder of some type. Probably narcissism given the attempts at a put down of a random lawyer. Sorry your life is not going as you hoped.
Nope. But I do think you need therapy. It’s unnatural that you’ve bumped posts from 5 years ago saying the same stuff you are still saying now. Are you really so mad at a regular dorky shitlawyer presumably plugging along in life that you keep posting after five years? Are you just lazy or entitled or what? Anyone can be successful in their chosen field if they just work at it without shortcuts. What’s wrong with you?