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Goliath (tortoise) [shellevator]

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pre-op Thai ladyboy
  06/17/25
I don't understand
Goliath (tortoise)
  06/17/25
Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.
pre-op Thai ladyboy
  06/17/25
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high noon flavored seltzer tp
  06/17/25
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the people's republic of california
  06/17/25
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potluck
  06/17/25
Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators&rdquo...
automatic admit
  06/17/25
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Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  06/17/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: pre-op Thai ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2#49023246)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Goliath (tortoise)

I don't understand

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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:38 AM
Author: pre-op Thai ladyboy

Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.

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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: high noon flavored seltzer tp



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: the people's republic of california (🇲🇽)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2#49023424)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: automatic admit

Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta, from the point of view of a turtle. I kept the vibe and mood a bit mysterious and slow, like a turtle’s pace, with a touch of humor:

“Shell-vators”

(Parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta)

(Verse 1)

I move so slow, through the muddy flow,

Shell on my back like a mobile home,

No rush in life, take it step by step,

While the world around me’s a frantic prep.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Verse 2)

Shell polished smooth by the river’s song,

Patience taught me to stay strong,

Time is my friend, not a race to win,

I’m steady, grounded deep within.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Bridge)

No need for haste, no need to run,

I’ll see the stars when day is done,

Shell-vators hum a lullaby,

While I dream beneath the sky.

(Outro)

Shell on my back, slow but sure,

In this world, I endure,

Shell-vators rise and fall,

But I’m steady through it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2#49023443)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2#49023444)