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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
flesh slippery marketing idea
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
domesticated clown masturbator
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
cruel-hearted excitant institution coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
wonderful henna sweet tailpipe regret
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
shaky vengeful cuck
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Exciting insane spot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
contagious hilarious bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
wild boltzmann gay wizard
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
bull headed deer antler office
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Overrated goyim boistinker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
ungodly kitchen dragon
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Kink-friendly theatre
  06/30/25
cr
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
bull headed deer antler office
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Charismatic aggressive blood rage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
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vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Kink-friendly theatre
  06/30/25
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Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home
  07/01/25
*bussy
Metal Translucent Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Exciting insane spot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
stirring cruise ship psychic
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Soul-stirring Massive Toilet Seat School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
fuck
racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
stirring cruise ship psychic
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
flesh slippery marketing idea
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Charismatic aggressive blood rage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Snowy Lascivious Temple
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
tantric liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
beady-eyed pocket flask
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Low-t roommate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
beady-eyed pocket flask
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
beady-eyed pocket flask
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Coral aromatic jewess trust fund
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
medicated mother public bath
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
pink hyperventilating therapy
  06/30/25
tcr
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
just jump
doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
...
twinkling violent nibblets black woman
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Vigorous dog poop pozpig
  06/30/25
wow
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Chocolate violent associate sound barrier
  06/30/25
JFC man
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
wild boltzmann gay wizard
  06/30/25
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doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage
  06/30/25
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racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
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Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Big address shitlib
  06/30/25
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medicated mother public bath
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
pink hyperventilating therapy
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
tantric liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Clear arrogant sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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Tripping Glittery Ladyboy
  07/01/25
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cruel-hearted excitant institution coldplay fan
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
shaky vengeful cuck
  06/30/25
bro
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
...
pink hyperventilating therapy
  06/30/25
lol
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
...
chrome galvanic theater
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Disturbing sickened field
  06/30/25
jfc
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
bull headed deer antler office
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
mind-boggling amethyst ticket booth gaping
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Big address shitlib
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Disturbing sickened field
  07/01/25
...
Low-t roommate
  07/01/25
...
Big address shitlib
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Tripping Glittery Ladyboy
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Irradiated Orange Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Charismatic aggressive blood rage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Infuriating crackhouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
racy meetinghouse background story
  06/30/25
...
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad
  07/01/25
lol
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
...
doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Flirting international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
submissive ebony cuckoldry turdskin
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
comical lilac locale
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Godawful Sepia Immigrant
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
sinister provocative legal warrant factory reset button
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Spectacular Site
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/01/25
...
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home
  07/01/25
😟
Naked Light Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
...
outnumbered ivory range windowlicker
  07/01/25
holy shit
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
French Appetizing Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Tripping Glittery Ladyboy
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Exciting insane spot
  07/01/25
...
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Tripping Glittery Ladyboy
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Tripping Glittery Ladyboy
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Vigorous dog poop pozpig
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Exciting insane spot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
iridescent hyperactive shrine
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
rose hideous trailer park
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/06/25
...
Vigorous dog poop pozpig
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
curious partner
  07/06/25
...
Big address shitlib
  07/06/25
lol
vibrant aquamarine stain property
  07/07/25
wow
Infuriating crackhouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: flesh slippery marketing idea

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: domesticated clown masturbator

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant institution coldplay fan

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful henna sweet tailpipe regret

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: shaky vengeful cuck

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Exciting insane spot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: contagious hilarious bawdyhouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: wild boltzmann gay wizard

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bull headed deer antler office

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Overrated goyim boistinker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ungodly kitchen dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly theatre

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bull headed deer antler office

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Charismatic aggressive blood rage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly theatre

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Metal Translucent Mental Disorder

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exciting insane spot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: stirring cruise ship psychic

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Massive Toilet Seat School Cafeteria

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: stirring cruise ship psychic

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: flesh slippery marketing idea

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Charismatic aggressive blood rage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Snowy Lascivious Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: tantric liquid oxygen

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed pocket flask

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Low-t roommate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed pocket flask

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed pocket flask

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Coral aromatic jewess trust fund

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: medicated mother public bath

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: pink hyperventilating therapy

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: twinkling violent nibblets black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vigorous dog poop pozpig

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Chocolate violent associate sound barrier

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: wild boltzmann gay wizard

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Zippy Rehab Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst ticket booth gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Big address shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: medicated mother public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: pink hyperventilating therapy

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: tantric liquid oxygen

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: adulterous hall giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: yellow lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Clear arrogant sneaky criminal

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Tripping Glittery Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant institution coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: shaky vengeful cuck

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: pink hyperventilating therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chrome galvanic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Disturbing sickened field

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: bull headed deer antler office

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling amethyst ticket booth gaping

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Big address shitlib

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Disturbing sickened field

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Low-t roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Big address shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Tripping Glittery Ladyboy

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Orange Really Tough Guy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Charismatic aggressive blood rage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse background story

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: doobsian aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Flirting international law enforcement agency

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: submissive ebony cuckoldry turdskin

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: comical lilac locale

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Godawful Sepia Immigrant

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: sinister provocative legal warrant factory reset button

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Site

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Naked Light Tanning Salon

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: outnumbered ivory range windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cyan Disrespectful Location Chad

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: French Appetizing Skinny Woman

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Tripping Glittery Ladyboy

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exciting insane spot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Tripping Glittery Ladyboy

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Tripping Glittery Ladyboy

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Vigorous dog poop pozpig

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Exciting insane spot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: iridescent hyperactive shrine

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine Irate Knife Nursing Home

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rose hideous trailer park

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vigorous dog poop pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: curious partner

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Big address shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant aquamarine stain property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Infuriating crackhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)