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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
soul-stirring twisted personal credit line garrison
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Chrome Razzle Nursing Home Jap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
talented halford
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
habeas penem
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
marvelous drunken really tough guy
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Sepia Fragrant Address Feces
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
deep faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Spectacular toaster location
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
exhilarant blood rage immigrant
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
bateful area antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
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  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Mauve Hyperactive Station Newt
  06/30/25
cr
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
exhilarant blood rage immigrant
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
startling concupiscible center shitlib
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale
  06/30/25
...
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Mauve Hyperactive Station Newt
  06/30/25
...
contagious water buffalo
  07/01/25
*bussy
flickering khaki space gay wizard
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Sepia Fragrant Address Feces
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
flirting aphrodisiac idiot bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Nofapping Flatulent Windowlicker Public Bath
  06/30/25
fuck
Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
flirting aphrodisiac idiot bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
soul-stirring twisted personal credit line garrison
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
startling concupiscible center shitlib
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
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sealclubber
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
territorial patrolman brunch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
alcoholic field skinny woman
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
pungent queen of the night
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
violent home mother
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund
  06/30/25
tcr
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
just jump
Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
...
Floppy base stock car
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
sticky racy idea he suggested lodge
  06/30/25
wow
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Smoky Kink-friendly Crackhouse
  06/30/25
JFC man
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Spectacular toaster location
  06/30/25
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Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
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Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Provocative stage
  06/30/25
...
violent home mother
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
territorial patrolman brunch
  06/30/25
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flushed associate
  07/01/25
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contagious water buffalo
  07/01/25
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white whorehouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Titillating copper business firm
  07/01/25
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talented halford
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
marvelous drunken really tough guy
  06/30/25
bro
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
...
Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund
  06/30/25
lol
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Fishy resort
  06/30/25
jfc
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
exhilarant blood rage immigrant
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
jet-lagged abode headpube
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Provocative stage
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Fishy resort
  07/01/25
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alcoholic field skinny woman
  07/01/25
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""'"''""""
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Titillating copper business firm
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Amethyst excitant useless brakes black woman
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
startling concupiscible center shitlib
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator
  06/30/25
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Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine
  07/01/25
lol
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Coral Wrinkle Den
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
light motley cuck box office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
honey-headed supple generalized bond
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Salmon chapel alpha
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Lascivious sickened orchestra pit
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Peach casino private investor
  07/01/25
...
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
contagious water buffalo
  07/01/25
😟
Electric boiling water
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Alcoholic principal's office quadroon
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
thirsty glittery corn cake ticket booth
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Titillating copper business firm
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Sepia Fragrant Address Feces
  07/01/25
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Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
My rapist was well hung
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Mace's Pajama Attire
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
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  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
...
My rapist was well hung
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Judas Jones
  07/06/25
...
""'"''""""
  07/06/25
lol
chilmata
  07/07/25
wow
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring twisted personal credit line garrison

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Chrome Razzle Nursing Home Jap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: talented halford

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: habeas penem

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous drunken really tough guy

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sepia Fragrant Address Feces

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: deep faggot firefighter

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Spectacular toaster location

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage immigrant

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bateful area antidepressant drug

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Mauve Hyperactive Station Newt

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage immigrant

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: startling concupiscible center shitlib

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve Hyperactive Station Newt

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: flickering khaki space gay wizard

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sepia Fragrant Address Feces

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: flirting aphrodisiac idiot bawdyhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Nofapping Flatulent Windowlicker Public Bath

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: flirting aphrodisiac idiot bawdyhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring twisted personal credit line garrison

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: startling concupiscible center shitlib

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: territorial patrolman brunch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: alcoholic field skinny woman

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Adventurous Violet Site Lettuce

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pungent queen of the night

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: violent home mother

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Floppy base stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: sticky racy idea he suggested lodge

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Smoky Kink-friendly Crackhouse

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Spectacular toaster location

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Marketing Idea Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged abode headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Provocative stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: violent home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: territorial patrolman brunch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: flushed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: contagious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: white whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Comical main people sneaky criminal

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Titillating copper business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: talented halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: marvelous drunken really tough guy

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Amber Tripping Range Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chartreuse mischievous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fishy resort

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: exhilarant blood rage immigrant

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged abode headpube

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Provocative stage

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Fishy resort

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: alcoholic field skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: ""'"''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating copper business firm

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Amethyst excitant useless brakes black woman

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: startling concupiscible center shitlib

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stag film masturbator

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Clear Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Coral Wrinkle Den

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: light motley cuck box office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: ..;;.;;;;.;;..;.;;;;.;;..;;,;;,....


Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: honey-headed supple generalized bond

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Salmon chapel alpha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Lascivious sickened orchestra pit

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Peach casino private investor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: contagious water buffalo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Electric boiling water

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: high-end insanely creepy wagecucks international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office quadroon

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Forum Dopamine

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: thirsty glittery corn cake ticket booth

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Titillating copper business firm

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sepia Fragrant Address Feces

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Mace's Pajama Attire (No Future)

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Judas Jones

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ""'"''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)