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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Stag Film Puppy

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: passionate indian lodge



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: puce locus kitty cat



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Startled hell



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: crawly odious famous landscape painting tanning salon



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Onyx Marketing Idea

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: ebony location striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Iridescent Stag Film Puppy



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Exciting knife university

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: gold sanctuary

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Glittery honey-headed keepsake machete

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Sapphire Antidepressant Drug Trailer Park

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Iridescent Stag Film Puppy



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Disturbing Stimulating Stain Laser Beams

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Disturbing Stimulating Stain Laser Beams

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: adventurous wild brunch

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Abusive Theatre

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Vermilion Spot



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Abusive Theatre

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: galvanic garnet garrison cuckoldry

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Carnelian Abusive Theatre

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Salmon Therapy Hominid

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: 180 cream blood rage whorehouse

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: canary appetizing menage community account



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: 180 cream blood rage whorehouse

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Electric State

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Amethyst Athletic Conference Point

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Excitant Parlour Mother



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Amethyst Athletic Conference Point

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Electric State



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: bossy rigor psychic

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Stag Film Puppy

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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