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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
arrogant floppy faggotry piazza
  06/04/26
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rose dilemma alpha
  06/04/26
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bearded school milk
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
Thriller Death Wish Lay
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
bearded school milk
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
jade abusive community account
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
Talented White Degenerate Field
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Talented White Degenerate Field
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
arrogant floppy faggotry piazza
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
Gold rough-skinned partner fat ankles
  06/04/26
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arrogant floppy faggotry piazza
  06/04/26
Cr
big principal's office
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
arousing church
  06/04/26
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Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  06/04/26
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big principal's office
  06/04/26
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Self-centered charismatic hissy fit
  06/05/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
big principal's office
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Self-centered charismatic hissy fit
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
i have 5
Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Territorial sapphire site dragon
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
...
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Unholy peach tanning salon
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
bearded school milk
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
bearded school milk
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
crimson stage
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
sable french shrine turdskin
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Judgmental public bath
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
arousing church
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Flesh box office
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
Haunting odious genital piercing
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Territorial sapphire site dragon
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
arrogant floppy faggotry piazza
  06/04/26
gbti
Thriller Death Wish Lay
  06/04/26
no u
Territorial sapphire site dragon
  06/04/26
...
Flesh box office
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
arrogant floppy faggotry piazza
  06/04/26
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jet greedy idiot corner
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Territorial sapphire site dragon
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
Provocative orange regret
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Talented White Degenerate Field
  06/04/26
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Unholy peach tanning salon
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Maniacal base macaca
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
overrated blue reading party
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Unholy peach tanning salon
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
Flushed Aromatic Faggot Firefighter Center
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Judgmental public bath
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
gay cocky crackhouse
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
Carnelian kitchen gay wizard
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
Frozen sanctuary gaming laptop
  06/05/26
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Gay Grandpa
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Mega Penis
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: arrogant floppy faggotry piazza

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: rose dilemma alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: bearded school milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Thriller Death Wish Lay

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: bearded school milk

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: jade abusive community account

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Talented White Degenerate Field

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Talented White Degenerate Field

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: arrogant floppy faggotry piazza

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Gold rough-skinned partner fat ankles

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: arrogant floppy faggotry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: big principal's office

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: arousing church

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: big principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Self-centered charismatic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Judgmental public bath

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: big principal's office

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Self-centered charismatic hissy fit

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Cerise geriatric meetinghouse sneaky criminal

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Territorial sapphire site dragon

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Unholy peach tanning salon

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,


i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: bearded school milk

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: bearded school milk

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Judgmental public bath

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: crimson stage

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Judgmental public bath

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: sable french shrine turdskin

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Judgmental public bath

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: arousing church

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Flesh box office

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Haunting odious genital piercing

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Territorial sapphire site dragon

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: arrogant floppy faggotry piazza

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Thriller Death Wish Lay

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Territorial sapphire site dragon

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Flesh box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: arrogant floppy faggotry piazza

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: jet greedy idiot corner



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: overrated blue reading party

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Territorial sapphire site dragon

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Provocative orange regret

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Talented White Degenerate Field

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Unholy peach tanning salon



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Maniacal base macaca

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: overrated blue reading party

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Judgmental public bath

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: overrated blue reading party

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: overrated blue reading party

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Unholy peach tanning salon

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic Faggot Firefighter Center

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone flatulent patrolman

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Judgmental public bath

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: gay cocky crackhouse

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Carnelian kitchen gay wizard

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Frozen sanctuary gaming laptop

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2#49924224)