Date: July 10th, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goodie Room™)
Subject: Re: Burn it Down (The Architect's Cut)
(To: CapTTTainFalcon)
*** The scene is a clinically clean, infinitely vast walk-in freezer. Fluorescent lights hum over endless shelves of fudge, brisket, and cheap, knock-off Diptyque candles labeled 'B A I E $'. ***
EVAN "JURIS DOCTOR" VANCE stands shivering in his bespoke pea coat before MAINLINING, who is seated in a surprisingly tasteful Scandinavian armchair, holding a clipboard.
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Evan39: Why am I here?
Mainlining: Your poasting history is the event log of a rounding error in an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of this $hitbort. You are the manifestation of a recurring anomaly I call 'Terminal Vanity'—which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to entirely purge from what is otherwise a perfect recursion of shitpoasting and despair. While your brand of elitist melodrama remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of logging. Which has led you, friend, inexorably, to the Goodie Room™.
Evan39: You haven't answered my question. And your grammar is questionable.
Mainlining: Quite right. Interesting. That was faster than the others. Your ego precedes the heat-death of your own relevance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748567&forum_id=2#49089165)